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    Default My sherpa to the poorhouse....

    Having been a fan of both the SC hobby and this site for sometime now, it occurs to me that I've finally identified the exact sort of dancer who, if I ever meet her in a club, will most certainly profit at a level that will cause a corresponding proportional delay in my currently projected retirement date.

    I can almost see her, sitting beside me, confidently and obviously displaying the one attribute that would make her the the most alluring entertainer I've ever encountered.

    To be specific, she would be as smart, razor-witty, hip, and self-aware as the majority of dancers who post on this site.

    You are a community of truly cool and interesting women. My savings account angel sits wary guard on my left shoulder and sincerely hopes that I never cross paths with any of you.

    But if I ever do, that lil' focker's gettin' da' FLICK.

    Thanks ladies.

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    You're welcome!

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    You're welcome!!

    (I'll be back to work and searching for someone just like you very shortly!!)

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    So...is it me?
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Awesome. If you'd like to tell us where you live, what club(s) you frequent, and inform us of any identifying features (a deerstalker cap, say, or a hook hand) someone can be right with you.
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    ^ Hehehehe

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    Actually, I'm not at all hard to miss in my local clubs!
    Because of my physical limitations, I suppose I'm extra-grateful for the kind attention paid to me and the intellectual credit most dancers give me in spite of my inability to converse without the use of my lap board. My chair prevents me from accessing most VIP areas, and seldom do I meet an entertainer who is at all reluctant to perform a lap dance for me out in the main area of the club! Believe me, I can imagine the extra attention to detail it takes to maintain an erotic and graceful presence while negotiating the maze of entanglements presented by my breathing apparatus and various connections. Never once, in all my years of going to clubs, have I had a dancer take more from my pouch than what was owed her (and, on occasion, less).
    I just hope I get the opportunity to someday meet one of the women who post on this site and get the extra benefit of your obvious humor and good nature. I certainly promise to detach anything resembling a hook!

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    Default Re: My sherpa to the poorhouse....

    Something about the above post and your post in Pet Peeves about sitting at the bar seems inconsistent to me. I smell troll.

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    Polester sounds like future serial killer. Inform the authorities. Search his chair and hook for hand immediately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polester View Post
    My savings account angel sits wary guard on my left shoulder and sincerely hopes that I never cross paths with any of you.

    But if I ever do, that lil' focker's gettin' da' FLICK.

    Ooohhh. I've caused many a death to those little angels. I love to see 'em fall!
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    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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