I want to get LAID dammit! Is that so much to ask?!?!
SO I'm working a doubleshift tonight, just bopping along doing my thing, and POOF, text from a fuck buddy from a while back. We're just catching up, and I mention that works been rough this week, I need a hug. His response? "I WOULD give you one, but last time I hugged you your face went numb and tingly"(i get unbelievably annoyed at the sensation post orgasm). "OF course... that could be avoided if you didn't hug with your mouth...." Hehehe. So nice long dirty texting session follows.... We're both really worked up and i'm SO bouncy onstage in between messages..... And then we start plannign out WHEN... he asks when I get off work, and immediately "OH! I work overtime this weekend... Next weekend instead?"
Like WTF!!!!!!!!! And now i'm all riled up, sitting at home post-work, no vibrator, hands can't do the job on their own, and i just want ot kick his ass for not being able to FUCK ME NOW.
FUCK ME NOW someone, please?
Anyone?




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And no its not the batteries *sigh*



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