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    Sad ARGH! this is SO not fair...

    I want to get LAID dammit! Is that so much to ask?!?!

    SO I'm working a doubleshift tonight, just bopping along doing my thing, and POOF, text from a fuck buddy from a while back. We're just catching up, and I mention that works been rough this week, I need a hug. His response? "I WOULD give you one, but last time I hugged you your face went numb and tingly"(i get unbelievably annoyed at the sensation post orgasm). "OF course... that could be avoided if you didn't hug with your mouth...." Hehehe. So nice long dirty texting session follows.... We're both really worked up and i'm SO bouncy onstage in between messages..... And then we start plannign out WHEN... he asks when I get off work, and immediately "OH! I work overtime this weekend... Next weekend instead?"

    Like WTF!!!!!!!!! And now i'm all riled up, sitting at home post-work, no vibrator, hands can't do the job on their own, and i just want ot kick his ass for not being able to FUCK ME NOW.

    FUCK ME NOW someone, please?

    Anyone?
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    I will!!! Im so damn horny im climbing the walls!! My vibe is dying and just not as good as it used to be And no its not the batteries *sigh*

    I don't even KNOW when im going to get laid again because it looks like my new years plans with the boy arnt going to happen if I have to go back home due to my knee *cries*

    Wonder how quick I could make it to Portland... think id make it back here for my 530 show tomorrow afternoon? LoL

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    gawd i wish! I'd do you anyday Cally... Even if i WASNT in an indiscriminate FUCK ME NOW mood.
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    If its any consolation Ive been in "FUCK ME NOW" mood for hte last five months - I haven't had sex in almost a year - and uh...yeah tonight I got drunk and let a friend come over and got my fucking. It was awesome, yeah. But now I feel kinda like shit about it. So...maybe tis a good thing?

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    Yay fucking pooka!!!!! Well, at least the fucking was good, even if it was from a friend who you're now a bit awkward with....

    I feel for ya though... I just WISH that was my dillemma...
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    Haha. Yeah even if I feel kind dumb now at least I got out of my system.

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    Wow, we have like 5 threads of this nature out now! WTF is wrong with the mens that a sexy girl can't get a DECENT piece of ass?

    And I mean DECENT. Which excludes any male who posts in this thread!

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    I know Katrine... It royally sucks. At first I had been in a "well, i'm in a pretty good mental state for a relationship, and I'd like to have someone there..." but too many bad dates later, now I'll just content myself with a booty call and cuddling. and even THAT won't work itself out!

    What happened to all the nice mature guys? I go on a date wtih an older guy, he assumes "OH she's young... she'll be an easy fuck" NOT TRUE AT ALL... and the younger ones are so insecure/needy, and can't begin to understand the range of experiences I have, that shape my actions. So they just think "psychobitch". Its like WTF?
    Bad mimi. no playtime.

    GAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! So hopeless, and STILL horny. Uck.
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    Ya know the Build-A-Bear workshop? I want to make a Build-A-Man workshop.... awesome....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Wow, we have like 5 threads of this nature out now! WTF is wrong with the mens that a sexy girl can't get a DECENT piece of ass?

    And I mean DECENT. Which excludes any male who posts in this thread!
    Hahaha, thanks!

    I blame it on the time of year (just like I'm blaming my job hunt). Which sucks; I just got back in to town and am all fresh and new and ready to meet new people and everyone's fuckin stuck in their hipster apartments, NOT hitting on me. Life is hard!

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