So last sat, I had a CR w/ some random assmonkey. He pays, and then for my tip he RIPS A $100 IN HALF and gives me half. He then proceeds to tell me that the other half is waiting for me in his hotel room and gives me the address.
The funny thing was that he was like "Now I know, you're def coming"...
-Ook buddy, make me at least consider it!
so now i have this half a hundred....so sad



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And what was gonna happen? You were gonna fuck him and tape the fucking thing back together? What a loser.




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