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    Default Why did he have to kill Mr. Franklin?

    So last sat, I had a CR w/ some random assmonkey. He pays, and then for my tip he RIPS A $100 IN HALF and gives me half. He then proceeds to tell me that the other half is waiting for me in his hotel room and gives me the address.
    The funny thing was that he was like "Now I know, you're def coming"...
    -Ook buddy, make me at least consider it!
    so now i have this half a hundred....so sad

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    *jaw drops* What. An. Asshole.

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    Take it to the bank...if you have more then 50% of it sometimes they will exchange for a new one. Worth a shot for $100 anyway.

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    OMMMGGG wow. So he just lost $100 what an idiot. And who the hell thinks you will go back to his place for 100? Thats like, 3 songs in the VIP room lol

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    ^ i know right? ...thanks cameron, i'll try that, although its a pretty even half

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    I don't have anything to say except...what a cocksucker!! He seriously thought you were going to come to his hotel room for a $100?

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    ^ thats the funniest part that he was absoulutely positive thats what it takes

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    I don't know about the US but in Canada if you have the half with the serial number on it you can get a new one.

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    And what was gonna happen? You were gonna fuck him and tape the fucking thing back together? What a loser.
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    Pretty funny when you consider he basically lost $100 to not get laid.

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    Hahaha. What an idiot. He did a great job of shooting himself in the foot there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvia View Post
    Pretty funny when you consider he basically lost $100 to not get laid.
    That's what I was thinking. Some asshole is walking around with half of a $100 bill. Loser.

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    You should have said "Keep going," just to see how many he would tear up . . .

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    Oh yeah I had a roommate who was always playing The Man who used to do that with 20$ bills all the time. He wouldn't try to get them to come to his hotel, obviously, not for 20$--besides we had the party house with the pole, they would come over anyway.

    I forget what his scam with the bills was, but I was never impressed. He worked with me in another stripclub but would use this somehow when he went out on his nights off.

    This guy sounds like an even greater tool, though, yuck--how pathetic!
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    Hey, I just thought of something. Isn't intentional destruction of federal currency a crime?

    Answer: yes! hah!

    Whoever mutilates, cuts, disfigures, perforates, unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, Federal Reserve Bank, or Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued, shall be fined not more than $100 or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

    also perhaps you can send it in?

    I am crusading for justice for you, Saphire!

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    LOL Did you tell him you *weren't* coming? I would do it just to see his face fall with sadness and rejection!! And then not give him the other half back, because you know he'd ask for it. Mwaahahaha!

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    You need more than half and one complete serial number. I know this from when my dog got into my bewbie savings!

    BTW, what an effing a-hole!

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    What a dick!!

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    Aw, you should've done it just because he was soooo smooth.
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    What a dumb ass. I mean seriously, that doesn't even make sense! He'd look like a cheap-o too even if you did go back to his place...lame.

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    Keep it as a souveneir and a funny story to tell other custies. Like, "This was the LAMEST attempt at getting a date with me- he wasted $100..."

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    If the bank wont help..theres always THIS guy:


    info on exchanging:

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    Default Re: Why did he have to kill Mr. Franklin?

    PrincessShea i love your siggy haha

    hmm... i would follow susans post and send it in. What a dumbass


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    Default Re: Why did he have to kill Mr. Franklin?

    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    Keep it as a souveneir and a funny story to tell other custies. Like, "This was the LAMEST attempt at getting a date with me- he wasted $100..."
    You are the smartest!!!

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