So last night there's two couples onstage when I went up. I did what I always do, flirt shamelessly with the girls and ignore their men. The girls were loving it, etc... Well one of their bf's wanted to tip me so I bent down to get the tip in my garter. Well I have no idea what crawled up this bitch's ass but she took her vodka and tonic and poured it down my back, all of it!!!! I was in shock and naked. I was like "excuse me that was f'ing rude!" She's like "what do you mean? That wasn't sexy?" And she said it in an overly fake sweet voice with this smirk on her face. "I was like no bitch it was f'ing rude!" She's just like "Whatever." And laughed with her little girl friend. So I get back to the DR and the manager comes back there to see what the hell just happened because the whole stage is covered in vodka tonic. So I tell them and he proceeds to kick them out. Well this bitch went crazy! I had to walk out there and see this cunt get kicked out, and there's her bf holding her by the elbows because she kicked my manager in the balls, twice! They had to drag her stupid ass out. She just went from Mr. Jekyl to Mr. Hyde in a matter of minutes.
I'm so mad that I handled it this way. I feel like such a puss-out because I didn't stick my stiletto down her throat! But I was so happy for other monetary reasons that I literally let it roll off my back.
Honestly what would you guys have done??



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