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    So last night there's two couples onstage when I went up. I did what I always do, flirt shamelessly with the girls and ignore their men. The girls were loving it, etc... Well one of their bf's wanted to tip me so I bent down to get the tip in my garter. Well I have no idea what crawled up this bitch's ass but she took her vodka and tonic and poured it down my back, all of it!!!! I was in shock and naked. I was like "excuse me that was f'ing rude!" She's like "what do you mean? That wasn't sexy?" And she said it in an overly fake sweet voice with this smirk on her face. "I was like no bitch it was f'ing rude!" She's just like "Whatever." And laughed with her little girl friend. So I get back to the DR and the manager comes back there to see what the hell just happened because the whole stage is covered in vodka tonic. So I tell them and he proceeds to kick them out. Well this bitch went crazy! I had to walk out there and see this cunt get kicked out, and there's her bf holding her by the elbows because she kicked my manager in the balls, twice! They had to drag her stupid ass out. She just went from Mr. Jekyl to Mr. Hyde in a matter of minutes.
    I'm so mad that I handled it this way. I feel like such a puss-out because I didn't stick my stiletto down her throat! But I was so happy for other monetary reasons that I literally let it roll off my back.
    Honestly what would you guys have done??

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    Fantasy me would have beat the shit out of her.

    Reality me would not want to be arrested for assault, so I would do what you did.


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    Honestly I would have punched her in the face as a kneejerk reaction and probably gotten fired or arrested; not a good thing and yet another reason I'm glad to be retired.

    You did the right thing. Had you done something that would have caused you to lose money, she would have won. Going home with mucho cash is not being a wuss, it's being a smart cookie.

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    Serious. Im with BG. You did the right thing altho you would have LOVED to kick some ass. Its definately not worth jail and assault charges.

    And in the end you won anyway - the bitch got kicked out and was pissed off. I would have stood there and laughed at her... hahaha

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    Oh geez! What a psycho!

    Ya know, I'd like to say that I would have flipped out on her a little bit more than you described, but obviously the girl is nuts, so maybe a fight is was she was looking for. So in that situation, you did it just right. Good job on being the bigger person.




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    Don't feel guilty for how this turned out. She fucked herself over and her little game backfired on her. She was the fool. Not you.

    At least you stood up for yourself verbally. There was no need to physically do it, even though what she did for was uncalled for and you probably went to sleep last night with visions of bitch-slapping and stabbing her!

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    LOL, I wonder how 'sexy' it would have been if you dumped a drink down HER back?

    And really,, she IS the fool. She just basically poured MONEY down your back, therefore wasting it. Stupid cunt

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    What a bitch! Female customers like that ruin it for the good ones too. You did the right thing. She was probably drunk, but that's no excuse for her bad behavior.






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    What a dumb bitch. Another reason why I dislike female custys. I would have done the same thing you did. No reason to get fired over it.

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    I think you handled it well.
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    Ya know, last night must have been the night for bitchy female custies everywhere....I had to deal with a handful of them myself last night!

    Again, you did the right thing.




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    I just don't understand what set her off. I mean did seeing her bf put a dollar IN MY GARTER really just send her off the deep end?? Geez louise!

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    I would be mortified if my date behaved like that. I couldn't keep seeing someone who freaked out for no reason. That right there would be a deal breaker.
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    Kaia, omg, I have so many stories of chicks just freaking out at the club. Out of the blue! I don't get it, I don't understand why they come, why they sit there and go through it all to the point of getting pissed off and acting out. I truly do not understand that way of thought.

    Last night, a guy flags me down, he's alone, I put my arm over his shoulder as we talk, he says I'd actually like for you to dance for my wife, she'll be here in just a sec. As he says that, she walks up and says "Oh fckkng great! I knew you wanted a dance from her, just go ahead and get it, I knew you were looking at her!" I said to the woman, hey sweetie, we were waiting for YOU, I heard you were the one that wanted a dance?"

    "FCK YOU! Dance for him, it's what he wants! Just do it allready!"

    Wow....k....so I say I'm going to let you two negotiate this, I'll swing by later on. Well later on they flag me down, actually SHE does "Will you please dance for my guy?" sure thing, now that you've calmed down. Well, two seconds in, I turn and sit on his lap and I hear "What the f*ck!!! No, you're done, get off of him!" Whhhaaaa?????

    Psycho, psycho, psycho much?

    Would you like some sanity with that psycho sammich?

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    Ah, the pain of being beautiful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrunetteGoddess View Post
    LOL, I wonder how 'sexy' it would have been if you dumped a drink down HER back?
    I agree. I think the worse thing you should have done was pull her up on stage and pour drinks back on her. haha sexy my ass.

    You took it like a champ -

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrunetteGoddess View Post
    Fantasy me would have beat the shit out of her.

    Reality me would not want to be arrested for assault, so I would do what you did.

    ditto!

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    What a psycho bitch! I always say ITC, girls are either really fucking cool or really big bitches. And most are bitches.
    Was she drunk or something?

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    She must've been drunk. Or just really mentally unstable to just switch gears like that. She was so cool at first too.

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    because she kicked my manager in the balls, twice!
    Oh man!, how hard did she get him?. I know she was a bitch but I'd love to see my manager get nailed there.

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    I would have been so embarrassed if I was her bf. Not only because of that but having top hold her back and drag her out of the club...classy.

    You got the last laught at least, she got thrown out.


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    Sorry that happened! I think you did the right thing, psycho bitch isn't worth your job.

    I truly believe that alot of women who come in strip clubs just ACT like they are not jealous and are having a good time, all in order to impress the guy they are with. I can tell the ones who are self confident, truly o.k. with being there and actually like it, and the self-loathing ones who just want to punch every dancer out of jealous rage. It's like a sickly, scary sweet smile they have on their face. Normally, all is o.k. as long as the attention is on them, but as soon as their guy get a dance, tips, etc...the beast is unleashed......I have seen drinks poured on dancers by female custys before, but never while they were on stage.
    That bitch was not only crazy...but bold.
    If I could say something to all female customers, it would be that if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you have self esteem problems and are blindingly jealous of every little thing your boyfriend/husband/baby's daddy does, stay out of strip clubs. Coming in and putting on an act then eventually blowing up on a dancer isn't going to turn your man on and it certainly isn't going to fix your head problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnyfla View Post
    Oh man!, how hard did she get him?. I know she was a bitch but I'd love to see my manager get nailed there.

    Hard enough to make his cheeks red. And I saw the red even through the black lights!

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    I would have punched her in her face and thrown her off stage...but I also have a few assaults on my criminal record and it sucks to have to go to court as the defendent. Pouring a drink on someone is an assault (I know b/c I got tried and found guilty of it) so you could press charges on her.

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    ^^Too bad I'll probably never see her again.

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