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    Dear Red Tide,

    Your algea bloom is really fuckin up my lungs and my wallet. Stop making people so damned sick and keeping them from the nudie bars. Strippers aren't as hot when we're hacking up our lungs on stage. We cant take money from men if the men are at home hiding from you. Go away now. Plzkthnx.




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    I second the motion, red tide, be gone with the!

    At least I was sick before I hit Daytona, but if I'd have known about that I'd have suggested the family stay away.
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    It's killing turtles....awww.

    And i hate the burning eyes. My lungs seem ok, but my roomate runs the sand and had to wear a mask he said.

    I sat at a pub outside the other night, and it was so bad we had to go inside.

    I think this is the worst it's been ever or for many years.

    We need a north wind BAD i think the news said.

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    Oh, I remember the red tide from when I lived in Naples. That stuff was nasty! Good thing most of the tourists are clueless about it. Hopefully it won't keep them away this winter.

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    What's red tide?
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    When I lived in Cali we had red tide from time to time, but I've never heard of it hurting your lungs or making people sick. I though it just smelled and made it so you didn't want to go swimming in the ocean.

    Interesting...


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_tide

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    hope it's gone by new years. the party i'm going to is ocean front.

    even as close as i am to the beach(two blocks) it hasnt been bothering me. maybe because i grew up on tampa bay and we had it fairly often?

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