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    God I just had a converstation with someone that insulted me and made my blood boil/ Its simialar to whats in the worst sterotype thread but this guy told me I was not a "good" or "real" stripper becuse Im not on drugs, dominate in the bedroom or Bi. I was so pissed becuse I am very proud of my time as a stipper and I doubt im done after baby ill get back in shape and work part time somewhere just becuse I love it. But i am not any less a stripper becuse im not the sterotype and don't tell me I am. I feel strongly about this becuse i feel my experinces as stripper were good for me and I have no regets. Im krchab99 and Im a STRIPPER. Thank you for letting me vent that.

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    One of the most awesome things I've experienced at the club is the how vastly the girls are. Some are on crack, some are in graduate school, and they are from all sectors of society. It's amazing. It's so ridiculous to say there is a certain kind of girl that is a stripper and she is XYZ.

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    Fuck that idiot. Tell him he's not a "real" customer because he hasn't given you a thousand dollars.

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    What kind of conversation were you having that he said that? I'm assuming you aren't dancing since you are so far along. Was it just something that came up in everyday conversation? If so, I'd tell him it's none of his damn business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    Fuck that idiot. Tell him he's not a "real" customer because he hasn't given you a thousand dollars.
    OoOH i like that. Couldn't be more true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    Fuck that idiot. Tell him he's not a "real" customer because he hasn't given you a thousand dollars.
    haha. serious tho. wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    Fuck that idiot. Tell him he's not a "real" customer because he hasn't given you a thousand dollars.
    Hah! yeah, I would say that.

    What similarly irritates me though is the girls who claim to not "really" be strippers because they are not like the rest of "them".

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    He's just narrow-minded.

    Some guy told me that I wasn't a "REAL" stripper because:
    1. I have good credit.
    2. I have a contract for my phone, instead of a pay as you go phone, or one paid for by a regular.
    3. I'm in school & get good grades.
    4. I don't have fake tits.
    5. I vote Republican.
    6. I don't have a boyfriend that beats me, takes all my money, or doesn't have a job.
    7. I don't wait until the last day of the month to work to make rent.
    8. I understand that bills are due BEFORE service associated with that bill is turned off.
    9. I'm not a drug addict.

    He was kidding around, but it was still funny to hear all the stereotypes that I don't fit into. Guess I'm not a REAL stripper.

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    Did you tell him he's not a real man because he has to go to a strip club to get attention from girls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by toomuchhomeworklately View Post
    5. I vote Republican.
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    OMG, real strippers are supposed to be Democrats or something? Is there a consensus on the political leanings of exotic dancers that I was unaware of? LOL...

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    Quote Originally Posted by toomuchhomeworklately View Post
    5. I vote Republican.
    Yeah, see, if he was really stereotyping it would just be "I vote."

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    I guess Im not a real stripper either than. Dammit, guess Im gonna go have to find me a few kids (all from differnt fathers, of course) an abusive loser BF and a drug problem. Skid row here I come!

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    "I don't think you're real either...your voice is fading away...you must just be a figment of my imagination...." walk away..

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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99 View Post
    God I just had a converstation with someone that insulted me and made my blood boil/ Its simialar to whats in the worst sterotype thread but this guy told me I was not a "good" or "real" stripper becuse Im not on drugs, dominate in the bedroom or Bi. I was so pissed becuse I am very proud of my time as a stipper and I doubt im done after baby ill get back in shape and work part time somewhere just becuse I love it. But i am not any less a stripper becuse im not the sterotype and don't tell me I am. I feel strongly about this becuse i feel my experinces as stripper were good for me and I have no regets. Im krchab99 and Im a STRIPPER. Thank you for letting me vent that.
    I can relate to this and so can at least a few other people on SW. There was a similar thread posted just the other week, where a girl vented about a regular-attending customer telling her that stripping didn't seem to be for "her" because she wasn't a total cokehead.

    When I first started dancing, I was very shy and innocent but I desperately needed money(read my "When I was broke..." posts if you want details). After having a conversation with me that seemed more like a game of Twenty Questions than anything and not even tipping me, a customer said to me in a symapthetic-yet-slightly-condescending tone, "You're too humble to be a stripper." I was humble and polite to him(heh, that probably validated his point that much more...ugh), but deep inside I was thinking, "WTF?? Why shouldn't I be able to strip if I need the money? Does he really expect me to work for $6.50/hr at Wal-Mart and become homeless, just because I seem nice on the surface?" Ugh. It was discouraging. Especially when I realized that he was spending more money on the "less humble" girls and not giving me any.

    That guy sounds like an ass. Does he really think that being a stripper is about one's sexual orientation or being on drugs or personal life preferences? Wow and to think that I actually thought being a "stripper" was about a girl's appearance, how she dances, how good she can hustle, flirt, lapdance, or show a customer a fun (clean) time.

    Here's a theory...if this guy thinks like this, perhaps it's because he purposely targets girls who are strippers and are also bi drug addicts. Maybe he scopes out drug addicts so that he feels superior/protective in comparison(a self-esteem thing). Maybe he scopes out bisexual girls so he can have a girlfriend but get with her female friends. Basically I think this guy might actually be a scumbag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hearts View Post
    "I don't think you're real either...your voice is fading away...you must just be a figment of my imagination...." walk away..
    *giggle* I'd do this...and I love it!


    Psshhh, once again it's some bass ackwards guy thinking he's complimenting you while insulting you. I've started saying to guys "Wow, is it almost impossible for you to get laid?" when they start talking like that. And walking away.




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    I find the "dominate in the bedroom" comment the most amusing. I wasn't aware that was a pre-req. for dancing either!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    Fuck that idiot. Tell him he's not a "real" customer because he hasn't given you a thousand dollars.
    Thank you for the laugh... I think that made my day!
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    You are a real stripper.

    He is a real idiot.

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    That's hilarious! Haha! That's like saying, "You're not a REAL Asian because you drive well".
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    I was once told that I dont look like I should be a stripper. That I look like I am a soccer mom! At first I was like HUH! then later it kinda pissed me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    Fuck that idiot. Tell him he's not a "real" customer because he hasn't given you a thousand dollars.
    Hahaha! I love it!

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    I don't know, I would just laugh at the idiot. I don't think I'd take it so seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post
    I can relate to this and so can at least a few other people on SW. There was a similar thread posted just the other week, where a girl vented about a regular-attending customer telling her that stripping didn't seem to be for "her" because she wasn't a total cokehead.

    When I first started dancing, I was very shy and innocent but I desperately needed money(read my "When I was broke..." posts if you want details). After having a conversation with me that seemed more like a game of Twenty Questions than anything and not even tipping me, a customer said to me in a symapthetic-yet-slightly-condescending tone, "You're too humble to be a stripper." I was humble and polite to him(heh, that probably validated his point that much more...ugh), but deep inside I was thinking, "WTF?? Why shouldn't I be able to strip if I need the money? Does he really expect me to work for $6.50/hr at Wal-Mart and become homeless, just because I seem nice on the surface?" Ugh. It was discouraging. Especially when I realized that he was spending more money on the "less humble" girls and not giving me any.

    That guy sounds like an ass. Does he really think that being a stripper is about one's sexual orientation or being on drugs or personal life preferences? Wow and to think that I actually thought being a "stripper" was about a girl's appearance, how she dances, how good she can hustle, flirt, lapdance, or show a customer a fun (clean) time.

    Here's a theory...if this guy thinks like this, perhaps it's because he purposely targets girls who are strippers and are also bi drug addicts. Maybe he scopes out drug addicts so that he feels superior/protective in comparison(a self-esteem thing). Maybe he scopes out bisexual girls so he can have a girlfriend but get with her female friends. Basically I think this guy might actually be a scumbag.
    Yeah I totally know what you mean. I used to get it alot..or I'd get you're too beautiful, classy, intelliegent ect ect. to be here...sometimes it makes me feel self concious and out of place...but I know my situation and I have to make due with what I got...when you go to school and have to live on your own independantly and you don't have a college fund set up and need time to study...what other job are you able to work the mininmum amount and have time to devote to school?

    But yes your right..I think guys like that like sleezier people because they are kinda losers and when they see a classy person with their shit together they want to tear them down...in strip clubs they have the power to say whatever, stuff they wouldn't say in regular society...but yeah I understand your frustration. But at the same time I've felt like being the classier type has powerfully worked in my favor even if at times it has hurt me with other customers. But like kinda attracts like...those guys are totally classless and have nothing interesting to talk about anyway so I guess in a werid way it is kinda a good thing that you don't appeal to them.

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    What an idiot. Just let him continue being the igorant moron he is. That post by AZN regarding him not being a real custy is hilarious. I love it.

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    A couple of weeks ago I had some customers tell me I was too "good" to be a stripper. They said I looked like a nice girl that you would bring home to your mom and marry, not get a lap dance from. I was pissed.
    We are REAL strippers, we get naked, I think that makes you a stripper.






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