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    Obviously I have way less experience dealing with PLs than you gals but am I way off base in thinking it might be better just dealt with next time he's in the club rather than with an email reply? No matter what you write Alaska this guy can probably twist it somehow given all the time he obviously has on his hands to obsess about you, but in the club he might be more likely to have a good reaction (one that would involve further spending and not getting angry or annoying or whatever) since you'll be there looking all hot and stuff, and also since talking has so many more communication cues than email.

    I also wouldn't say you didn't read the whole thing - even though it's totally reasonable; he'll probably get his feelings hurt, an email saying something about how it's too much email all at once that's not quite as explicit perhaps?

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    Oh and Alaska I'm going to post some stuff on the yahoo group in a minute, some more folks joined. [end offtopic]

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    Does he do any drugs? I could see him writing something crazy like that if he was rolling or speeding or something... eh? He's skinny?!

    I'm being optimistic. This is creepy. I would recommend being totally straightforward, and creating distance. I don't know about you, but I've cut off pretty damn good money because of creepiness. I feel like it's worth it, yanno?

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    Default Re: What if YOU wrote me this e-mail? Would you be crazy?

    Don't forget the parenthesis!!


    "Hey ____, I will be VERY "upfront" with you and "admit" that I DIDN'T even "read" past the first TWO LINES (of your latest email). I don't "know" you very "well", but I can TELL that we DON'T see "things" on the same WAVELENGTH. So with "that" in MIND, perhaps YOU could send me an ABRIDGED version (of your message). Thank (you and take it EA-SAY!!!!!!!!)."

    By the way do you even know his name ? LOL

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    yeah, I don't even think I would write back because then you'll get caught up in some back and forth. Next time you see him, just be like, "oh yeah, I got your email but I couldn't really understand it" *giggle* "oh, no...I don't want a boyfriend, I'm happy being single right now"


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    Quote Originally Posted by OdysseusNJ View Post
    Wow. 2483 words according to MS Word.






    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    actually, it should be more...

    Hey ____, I will be "very UPFRONT" with you and ADMIT that I didn't even "read" past the first "two lines" of your latest "email". I DON'T know you "very well", but I CAN "tell" that we DON'T see things on the same "wavelength". SO, with THAT in mind, perhaps YOU could send me an "abridged" version of YOUR "message". Thank you and take it EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Officially cracking the F up some more!!!


    I love you girlies sooooooo

    "oooooooooooo"


    "OOOOOOOO"

    MUCH "!"

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    "we" LOVE you "TOO" alaska "xox"

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    But seriously... could he have been on drugs when he wrote that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    "we" LOVE you "TOO" alaska "xox"
    Uh oh YOU are "leading" her ON! Expect a 5000 WORDS (essay)!!!

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    Damn sounds like many guys i talk to on the phone.

    He's trying to get to know you, but he's not going about this right at all.

    TMI
    Last edited by Pamela; 12-17-2007 at 12:13 PM. Reason: spelling error

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Does he do any drugs? I could see him writing something crazy like that if he was rolling or speeding or something... eh? He's skinny?!

    seriously, I know right!! But I can say with %99.9 certainty, no. He feels all bonded over me because we're vegs and eat healthy. (He is SO giving veg's a bad name being that goddamned skinny!)


    He was so serious about that lil Sun. adventure, even saying I could bring a knife and he didn't have to know where I live. haHA!


    Quote Originally Posted by Sand View Post
    Don't forget the parenthesis!!


    "Hey ____, I will be VERY "upfront" with you and "admit" that I DIDN'T even "read" past the first TWO LINES (of your latest email). I don't "know" you very "well", but I can TELL that we DON'T see "things" on the same WAVELENGTH. So with "that" in MIND, perhaps YOU could send me an ABRIDGED version (of your message). Thank (you and take it EA-SAY!!!!!!!!)."




    By the way do you even know his name ? LOL


    Fuckin ay Sand!


    And actually.....NO!!! On Thu. it dawned on me that I have had no clue what his name was for the last 6 times we talked. I guess it's Joe! (And usually I remember the Joe's bc I once dated 3 Joe's in a row! hehe)



    And FTR, this is not fantabulous money we're talkin about here. It's like.....Albuquerque ballin, which is...you know....



    He works at Costco, and told me (after spending his rent money) that he was getting a paycheck of $120 and that's perfect for spending for food and gas on our trip. And that 2 weeks from now is his $400 paycheck which he will be bringing in to me.

    THAT's what I love in a boyfriend! A man that spends every last cent on a stripper addiction!

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    I think the weirdometer just went offscale.

    This is a guy's who's built *serious* castles in the air based on 2 1/2 months worth of convo ITC.

    A sentence involving the words "Joe", "sandwiches", "short" and "picnic" comes to mind.

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    Damn! That was way too long to even attempt reading. I'm sorry girl, too weird. Have you decided what to do yet?

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    Wow that guys needs to go to PLs anonymous...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney View Post
    yeah, I don't even think I would write back because then you'll get caught up in some back and forth.
    ^^^ Yeah this is what I was thinking of, well put.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Wow that guys needs to go to PLs anonymous...
    I bet that SW anonymous is more fun. He's not invited though!

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    I think we need to create the group FOR them, since we are go-getters and they are not, and make it PL PUBLIC!! The world needs to KNOW! (Am I writing like Joe yet.)



    Gosh. You have a good point there my good sir ONJ, tho I am muchhh better at expressin' thyself via written words than in person. In fact I hope to chalk this bs up to some "early 20's crap" when I become a big, bad, badass older woman who would handle this guy differently from the start. (I gotta say....I told him straight up NO about the trip, altho it was more laden in excuses....and the e-mail giving happened before.)

    But I seriously hope the next few years will bring a nip/tuck revision to my PL skills, they could use some razor sharp edges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I'm sorry. Cool or uncrazy as you wanna be, he is a strip club customer above all, and literally so skinny that his face is sunken in and he looks ten years older.

    But the weird part is that he doesn't sound psycho, just a nice small town boy, and I'm from NJ and I call BS when I see it, but I def misjudged this one.

    So what should I DOOOO?! What would be anyone's exact words to him? Someone that has been nice and respectful and paying?
    Hey, 'Laska!

    Judging by your "" thread, you'll soon have the perfect opportunity to create a natural "cooldown period" with an extended absence.

    IMO, your NJ/NYC vacation represents a gentle way to indirectly distance yourself from Skinny Joe while letting him know directly that you'll be "getting the fuck out of Dodge". I would tell him it's an extended trip with an indefinite return date. That should give you time and space to judge his reaction (the volume/absence of e-mail will be the giveaway)...

    You seem to have arrived at a crossroads with a reg who pays well but has difficulty maintaining his grasp on SC reality and interpersonal boundaries. His e-mail suggests he's self-aware enough to recognize that he's socially inept ("I do not know what is appropiate timing for things sometimes, so if I AM getting "too much too soon" you'll have to let me know and I'll try and slow things down a bit!") but he's also letting you know he doesn't self-regulate well...

    Good luck, sweetie! Be safe...

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    Phew I've read as long as I could. Two things stood out to me:

    "Anyway, now this message is getting kind of long, but ALL I'm trying to say is: I really like you!"

    No SHIT, Sherlock! (but thats not EVEN at 1/3 of the email)

    "we can converse on a more intimate level, and when that finally DOES happen, because of this message, (and any more that I send you in the future)"

    Part II...this is turning into a horror series Alas. You should have gave him your number, I bet he wouldn't even have had the STONES to call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    But seriously... could he have been on drugs when he wrote that?
    Um yes. 100% sure.

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    WOW. Just.... wow.


    First of all, I wonder if every club has one of these? There is a scary-skinny, 30-something, glasses-wearing, acne-ridden virgin who frequents my club as well. I am usually nice, but I can't even bring myself to say hi to this guy because he follows any girl who talks to him around like a puppy. And from what I hear, he never spends money... he gets the occasional dance, but that's it. Lame.

    WHY (oh no, I capitalized, lol) do these guys do this? I know some guys are naive, but I still find it hard to fathom. He actually thinks you're going to fall for his charm after a 860459865949486509486475 page e-mail. LOL

    Is he that annoying in the club? If he's not.... well, you did say he was a high-paying reg, and he also shot himself in the foot by saying he'd wait as long as it takes. Maybe I'm evil but I might try to see what I could get money-wise out of this.

    At the same time... that is pretty obsessive. Hopefully he's too much of a wuss to turn into a psycho stalker, but you never know. Either way, keep us posted.

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    Tell him you just moved to NM, and you are financially unable to take any time off until you can rebuild your savings. Also, let him know that you work late on Saturday, so Sunday is your day to sleep, be alone, and unwind from the physically and emotionally taxing job.

    Let him feel that he is a white-knight ifyou want his repeat business.

    Tell him you must work in your spare time, but having a smiling face like his sure does make things tolerable.

    If his emails bother you, can you block them?

    Ride him out for a while, he seems pretty innocuous to me. If you get sick of him, just tell him to fuck off, you met someone else, and you are not interested. Then cease any and all communication.

    Or, to avoid any drama, you might just want to let him go now.

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    I should START typing LIKE that. It would probably "make ME popular."
    "And" everyone will "want TO converse" at AN intimate LEVEL.

    BUT "if" you "haven't" responded YET, maybe "USE" www.prankmailer.com and make it look like the "e-mail" never got THROUGH.
    Just copy & paste from an email that you actually had returned to you, change the recipient, message, and sender, and send it on over.
    Then at least you won't be getting any more emails from him.

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    I'm going to start reading now and post again when I finish!

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    Nevermind. I gave up after paragraph two, but I got the gist of it.

    Wow.

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    Awwww...I feel sorry for the guy.

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