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    ^LMAO Glamazon, that's how I felt the first 3 attempts...


    Maybe he's making up for penis size. Well it worked! I just gotta get used to ...staring at....the size alone......

    amazing, isn't it, that the paragraphs ("ALL SAY THE SAME FREAKING THING")!!!")




    Okay. I've really decided to let him go, now. It just is not fair to me in my own lil life!! The $$ amount is seriously not worth it, and honestly kind of paltry for a sc situation. At the same time, I've only danced in ABQ 2.5 months and only at one club, but he is still the first guy to be a spending reg....that says something about this place.

    So now I just gotta do it. Via e-mail.

    I told him I'd be back mid-Jan. which is mostly true. He wasn't freaking me out till this e-mail. Omg, and I am not trying to sound big and bad, but next to this skelaton I sure would be. I really doubt he'd become violent, and believe it or not, I do think he is well-intentioned, even with this e-mail.

    A sick part of me wants to see some experiments where guys have made it to age 30 and still a virgin w no relationship history, and see what they become....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    A sick part of me wants to see some experiments where guys have made it to age 30 and still a virgin w no relationship history, and see what they become....
    Buy him a copy of "40 year old virgin" and give it to him next time he comes into the club?!

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    This reminds me soooo much of a letter I sent my mum years ago. It was supposed to be a recipe for apple crumble (maybe 2 paragraphs tops) and was a rambling five page psycho extravaganza written in cursive in the height of my speed addiction.
    Much nervous giggling when she pulled that one out.

    That said, I don't think he's high, It's probably just the closest he's come to a real woman since his mama and he's a leeettle over excited, men are much like children alot of the time. Maybe he needs the stripper client relationship explained to him, or re-explained to him, firmly.

    XXXS

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    Old girlfriend used to tell me if I sent her a letter that weighed more than a postage stamp she would throw it away without reading it. Relationship is over at that point. This guy is deep sixed out of the chute.

    I read two lines of this guys email, looked at the length of it and it made me uncomfortable. Lol You ladies deal with this better than I do. Either send him a form letter like above or re enforce in him that you only want him around for his money. If he intrudes, hire a big bad boyfriend to scare him.

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    If I understand correctly, he is spending ALL his money on you.

    He is not rich, just pathetic, and he will turn psycho if he feels you lead him on.

    Even if he looks harmless that can be a lot more trouble that it's worth.

    Lest we forget... Bianca

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    Jeeze. Write a stripper you like an honest letter, and get hung out to dry...

    It just hurts that you didn't even spend the time to READ it all
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    hmm okay Mast, thanks for that weird POV!

    I read it eventually......but what would you think if a strange girl did the same to you? One that was totally fugly and a virgin? (ps looks wouldn't matter to me at this point, if it was 242_fair's white knight with his snow shovel, I'd still feel the same. )even IRL, forget sc life?


    Part of me felt bad putting it up there initially, but for fuck's sake, I decided this shit is flat out uncomfortable and I honestly needed some advice.


    A letter is one thing, but a 2,054 letter novel? Are you sure Mast?

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    I'm just saying. I put a LOT of thought into that e-mail...why would you emasculate me so?!

    *runs away crying*
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Because I noticed you have gained 3 pounds and you need to lose it! You know you need that swift kick in the ass bones! (emaciate....emasculate....yanno?)

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    Jeez Mast, everyone knows the trick is to make it 4000 words and PUT IT IN CIPHER, cmon man get with the program.

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    haven't read it all yet..but holy crap at the length

    {edit} I couldn't even read the whole thing. My eyes hurt have way through. He sure like to CAPITALIZE and use !s.

    But can we say "obsession". He sounds a lil scary.
    Last edited by StellarGirl5792; 12-17-2007 at 05:14 PM.

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    um HO-ly shit.....what a dorkus malorkus I am....got all serious on mah boy Mast! I need a CrankyNapTM

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    Bloody'ell, I couldnt finnish it either!
    I dont know that I think the guy is wierd, he just strikes me as being boring and not very confident. It seems to me that youve helped him build his confidence a bit and are possibly the first woman in a long time, possibly EVER (heh, sorry, had to do that,) thats ever sat down and chatted with him.
    Let the poor soul down gently (-:

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdysseusNJ View Post
    Jeez Mast, everyone knows the trick is to make it 4000 words and PUT IT IN CIPHER, cmon man get with the program.
    What's the first rule of StripperWeb?

    Mast is a stupid shit.

    The second rule of StripperWeb?

    Don't talk about StripperWeb.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    DAMN! I started reading it, but all the "quotations", CAPITALIZATION and ! annoyed the hell out of me. The I started to scroll down and was shocked. You know this guy probably typed and erased and typed again to make it perfect. I bet it took him hours!
    As long as he pays for your time then I suppose he'd be worth it, but damn, what a talker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    What's the first rule of StripperWeb?

    Mast is a stupid shit.

    The second rule of StripperWeb?

    Don't talk about StripperWeb.
    I am Mast's raging email duct.

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    Can we start a de-virginizing fund?
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdysseusNJ View Post
    I am Mast's raging email duct.


    I am Mast's complete lack of surprise.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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    Nope, couldn't read it all. From what I did read, he sounded extremely desperate and socially inexperienced, but not creepy/stalker/psycho-like. You never know though, he could snap. I feel sorry for the guy, but at the end of the day your safety and business come first.

    All it takes is a few bad years during one's developmental periods, and this is the result. It's such a downward spiral of a problem. Odds on whether he'll kill himself within the next ten years? 1 in 5?
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Why did that email make me think of this movie scene?


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    Why did that email make me think of this ?
    Oh yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck! I couldn't watch that scene. I tried watching that movie a while back and I don't think I even finished the movie. Oh god, I was so embarassed just watching him be such a PL, ugh ugh ugh. I have this weird thing with movies sometimes, watching a character who is that awkward or pathetic makes me extremely anxious. It's bizarre I know, some kind of weird hyper retarded empathy thing, but even just the 5 seconds there before I closed the youtube window gave me bad tingly feelings.

    Some days though I don't have it at all. For instance I liked There's Something About Mary but couldn't finish Meet The Parents, despite them both hinging on that kind of humor. What a weirdo I am.

    Well at least I keep my emails nicely trimmed.

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    ^^I didn't like the movie, either. But just about every woman who has met a guy at a bar can relate to that scene. For that one reason, it is priceless.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    My impression of it, Alaska, is that the guy is putting his soul on the page. For whatever reasons, he's not been able to do this with others in the past and something you've said has made him decide to trust you with all of this, and to assure you that he's the one guy YOU can trust to be interested in YOUR soul. He is looking for an exchange on this level, and his heart is completely in it. You won't be able to deliver that, I don't think--(believe me, he already has a house picked out for the two of you, and he's trying to figure out how he'll support you right up til retirement), it would be better to be honest about it now, fast, and not nurture the thing along. If someone this deeply fallen into a woman begins to get the feeling that he only has value as potential income, many things could happen, most of them not good. I think if he begins to cling, Lucky's advice about making up a boyfriend who is a Navy Seal has a lot of merit.

    I ran into a problem similar to this once. I'm an author, so I'm often in the public. I gave my e-mail to a woman, thinking she was a nice lady (quite a bit older than me, and also, like this guy, haunted looking) and the next thing I knew I was getting e-mails of this length, also with capitalized letters saying WE WILL BE TOGETHER--over and over again, and more of this kind of stuff with each e-mail. It got pretty wild. It probably wasn't too smart of me, but I proposed a meeting in a public place and told her I was overwhelmed with what she'd sent me...she broke down crying, saying that she'd just been through a divorce and had alcohol problems, and just realized I'd be a guy she could talk to. I told her--which was true--that I wasn't looking for a relationship, and we were able, afterward, to be friends. I don't know if you would have such a good outcome here--I just don't know the guy. But the wisdom of the SW women here is what I would lean toward: might as well treat it carefully, like it could be a potential problem. The length of the e-mail alone--that he is so in his own world that he is not considering that perhaps it is overwhelming you--is a warning bell in itself.

    Sorry about the long post. This one concerns me quite a bit. Let us know how it goes.
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    He sounds like he is really desperate to get laid and is thus going to tremendous effort instead of just playing it cool. Totally clueless. He could be dangerous but the OP says she doesn't think so which leads me to believe that he is just desperately trying to get some. At 32 I think he probably idealizes relationships and has a habit of fixating on one unattainable person, in this case a dancer. At 32 you would think he would just hire a call girl or something. I mean, I couldn't imagine not having had sex ever for 32 years. That will totally fuck up your ability to communicate with the opposite sex.

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    I have to admit--Gentleman X makes me think of it--I do wonder about this story that he's never had sex. It seems to suggest a naive character and I wonder if this is really what he is, or if he is saying it to evoke sympathy, hoping Alaska will somehow be the one to take pity on him and "rescue him" -- another reason I would be careful about this, Alaska...I have my doubts about this part of the story, and it might indicate a more manipulative character than you originally thought. I sure wouldn't be meeting him alone anywhere.
    JK Jim

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