Alaska, your response looks very good. Here's how I'd revise it just a bit -- but you've got a better feel for how he'll react than I do, obviously, so feel free to ignore my suggestions.
Hey Joe,
Okay. I just want to be straight up with you.
First of all, that e-mail was way too long. Like, freak-somebody-out long.
More importantly, I am not interested in developing a relationship with you outside the club -- not even as friends. (Not just you. That applies to anyone I meet in the club.) I'm sure you can understand this.
Please know that I appreciate you very much as a customer. You're always understanding and respectful and kind, and it means a lot to me. But I don't want you to get your hopes up, so I must be honest with you and tell you I will not ever meet you outside the club.
I do hope that you understand, and that you will continue to see me for some good old fashioned lap dances.
Thanks!
~Autumn
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