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    you could, if you want, shoot him a reply back saying you dont regularly check your email (he doesnt have to know if you do or not) and that when you do, you dont have a lot of time, so any emails in the future should be short and not time sensative, so as not to hurt his feelings by not calling/emailing back by the time his proposed otc meeting is or whatever. also mention that while you dont have time to read the entire thing right now, you will do it when you get a round 2-it.

    (i got one of those once, at the worlds deepest hand dug well in greensboro, ks! its a little wooden coin that has 2-it stamped on it!)(sorry for the random interjection)

    lol at parenthesis. this may extended his regular shelf life, while also letting him know gently that that particular sort of behavior is not acceptable to you. Then, when you return from your vacation, see how things go.

    if you do choose to email him back, dont reply to every email, just shoot him something short and acknowledge his emails and invite him back to the club to see you sometime every week or every other week or whatever.

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    This really pisses me off. He kinda sounds like my PL regular.

    Why do these douches think that they are the only guy who has ever appreciated us for more than our bodies? He made a whole paragraph out of the fact that he sees you for more than just your hot body unlike all the other guys. WTF dude how would he know this? It's funny how after meeting u in a SC he thinks he has the right to try to convince u that he is not like all the other guys.

    You should cut him loose. That letter is just frightening and he sounds like a stalker type. He could be planning to loose his virginity to you LOL
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    Sorry...Am I the only one who saw dollar signs when i read that?
    This man is practicially begging to be bled dry.

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    Jhuka that post was awesome and def not too long! I love what you write.

    Jaizaine you hit that shit on the head directly. EXACTLY!!

    Kaylinn, lmao, so true. But hey, I decided this is way 2 weird for ABQ ballin' levels.



    Ha! Okay dudes. The following is what I will send him once I can confirm for a fact that the name in my e-mail is successfully changed.






    Hey Joe,

    Okay. I just want to be straight up with you.

    First of all, that e-mail was way too long. Like, freak-somebody-out long.


    But most importantly, if you couldn't already tell, I am not interested in a relationship of any kind, even a friendship that begins with meeting you where I met you. I'm sure you can understand this.

    Please know that I like you very much, and hope you will not "get your hopes up" and continue to see me for some good old fashioned lapdances. But connection or not, there is no way I would ever meet you outside of the club. Not now, not a year from now.


    It would mean the world to me if you would understand.


    Thanks!

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    Just my two cents here, Alaska--I wonder if you might want to change this to "I can't meet you outside of the club--these are just rules I've set for myself" or something like this...my reason is that, after reading his letter, where he pours his soul out, I wouldn't give any sense of "there is no way I would meet YOU" ie, something that he would interpret as a rejection of his soul. I know if worse comes to worse you just have to lay down the law, but right now I would make it sound as if you've set up a code for yourself, for your own protection, and in addition to this you are not looking for a relationship (all kind of true, I think, right?) The more lighthearted stuff is probably good "good old-fashioned lapdances..." because it gives him a chance to retreat with some humor and dignity. Ultimately, I DON'T want the guy to come back for lapdances, because the more I think about it I don't trust him, but I think your best strategy is to ease it down with the idea that you've simply set boundaries for yourself and cannot be in a relationship, and otherwise try to handle it with friendly humor. Hope that all makes some sense.

    Whew. Human beings--especially like this guy--are complicated creatures. I would like to see you get out of this with a minimum of backwash.
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    whoa, that was like an essay...imo he's like that glue
    (crazy)
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    I knew guys like that existed, I'd just never actually seen one in the wild.

    In the SC zoo, he's a prime occupant of the "hopelessly and pathetically deluded, psychotic and psychopathic PL" cage. This cage is in the middle of the "Drain 'em Dry" section of the zoo, BTW.

    A couple of proposed edits on your e-mail so you won't need to install 12 dead-bolt locks on your door. Please feel free to use or discard:

    "Please know that I like you very much as a person inside the club, and above all it's my earnest and genuine desire that you waste no time at all in "getting your hopes up," and continue to see me for some good old-fashioned lap dances. Because that's just not going to happen. But connection or not, there is no way I would ever meet you outside the club. Not now, not a year from now, and under no circumstances whatsoever.

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    Haha! I got a letter like that once, like, YEARS ago... I still have it. It's like, 10 pages long and goes on and on about how I should go to his church and similar things to what YOUR PL wrote. I plan to keep it until it disinegrates. Stuff like that is too good to throw away!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    Anyway, now this message is getting kind of long, but ALL I'm trying to say is: I really like you!
    9th paragraph down, i'd say that's an understatement, dood.

    Love it!

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    Alaska, your email was perfect as is. Don't try to pussify it in any way! He won't come after you, but this will give him a clue!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    JPlease know that I like you very much,

    (What ya'll think?)
    I think you should leave that line out. Too much for him to grab onto.

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    i'd personalyl say something along the lines of "i dont know you well enough, and we'll have to keep the relationship we have inside of the club".. worked with several regs for me for as long as a year. i dont like telling him that you wont even have a friendship. friendship is a loose term anywyas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdysseusNJ View Post
    Well at least I keep my emails nicely trimmed.
    Oh man, I call bullshit on that one! I've received e-mails from you. :-P


    And while I would agree with everyone that this guy is begging to be bled dry...he just doesn't seem to have any money. I would have to feel sort of bad because he spent all his rent money. Yet that's his own choice and his own fault.

    Still, if he had a better job I'd be more apt to jump on the "take his cash" bandwagon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post

    Still, if he had a better job I'd be more apt to jump on the "take his cash" bandwagon.
    ^^^I'd feel a little guilt. But is it criminal to lead him on and take his money? Eh... who knows! Just think of it this way... if you keep him coming into the club to see you... it's kind of like community service. You're giving a poor loser something to live for. THAT way you don't have to feel guilty about taking his rent money. He IS a consenting adult making his own decisions... if he goes broke for you and doesn't end up with you... well... maybe that's the only way this sincere, albeit delusional guy will learn!

    Also.. what about the "my computer died" excuse... or the "I haven't had time to check my email" excuse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I have acquired myself a person truly worthy of the title ULTIMATE PL.


    He is deathly skinny, like %100 bones, and a virgin. REALLY. yes.


    But he's always been super polite, averagely intelligent even, and not yet exhibiting signs of mental illness.

    I've been working @ this club 2.5 months and he's the first one in forever I've decided to give my e-mail to. WELL. First I get 14 different fwd's, like everything he's ever been forwarded in his life, and then the following e-mail.

    You don't have to read the contents but.....look at the sheeeeer voluuuuumeee.

    What would you do?

    I would hit the delete button like WHAT. then, I would tell him to lose my mail address.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    ... But he's... not yet exhibiting signs of mental illness.
    Um, are we reading the same e-mail? Like Hell he's not! Based on the way you've described his behavior and his e-mail, he's exhibiting more than enough warning signs of being the kind of person that becomes so severely obsessed/fixated on someone that you should already be concerned about 'run of the mill' / 'typical' type stalking activities when you try to cut things off with him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    ... What would you do?
    As gracefully and tactfully as possible, shut everything down with him as quickly, firmly and completely as possible. And, while I don't mean to unecessarily alarm you, 'better safe than sorry,' so to speak - meaning, watch out for him for awhile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post
    Oh man, I call bullshit on that one! I've received e-mails from you. :-P
    Compared to this guy I'm Silent Bob.

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    My first thought reading this email was RUN ! Far away ! Totally psycho. I think your email is good but I like the suggestion of saying something along the lines of "these are the rules I have set for myself." He seems crazy enough already so I would try not to rub him the wrong way. People like this could snap like a postal worker.

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    Alaska, your response looks very good. Here's how I'd revise it just a bit -- but you've got a better feel for how he'll react than I do, obviously, so feel free to ignore my suggestions.

    Hey Joe,

    Okay. I just want to be straight up with you.

    First of all, that e-mail was way too long. Like, freak-somebody-out long.

    More importantly, I am not interested in developing a relationship with you outside the club -- not even as friends. (Not just you. That applies to anyone I meet in the club.) I'm sure you can understand this.

    Please know that I appreciate you very much as a customer. You're always understanding and respectful and kind, and it means a lot to me. But I don't want you to get your hopes up, so I must be honest with you and tell you I will not ever meet you outside the club.

    I do hope that you understand, and that you will continue to see me for some good old fashioned lap dances.

    Thanks!

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    augh.

    just disturbing.

    i have no advice. eegh.
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    Has he been to jail perhaps?? (That would (possibly??) be a non-crazy explanation for the length)

    Sorry if somebody's already said that. I actually read that rambling bunch of hot cock - and now I'm too tired...

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    I just wanted to give you an update...part of me feels a lil bad reposting his stuff, but ....


    In case you're wondering, I DID read that last email that you sent me, and I am SO sorry if I was "freaking you out" or anything like that with its length and intensity!! I went and did exactly what I was hoping NOT to do.... I didn't mean to imply anything by it, I am just a very passionate person about life in general, so I can get very deep into thought about things. Anyway, sorry again about being so forward; I'll REALLY conciously try to not let it happen again! I just feel that you are a person that is worth getting to know GRADUALLY as a FRIEND, because I think your personality is really cool and enjoyable to talk to and be around! I would still mean this even if I had met you somewhere else such as while shopping at Wal-Mart, reading at the library, or WHEREVER. It doesn't matter to me what you do; I just like you as a person. So, yes, I WILL still occasionally come in to the club and see you if this is the only way you're comfortable with. I enjoy talking to you regardless of where it is! Of course I may WISH that it was on a more private and one-on-one level outside the club, but I totally understand if you don't want to do that. (I guess emails will work too, for that matter!)

    Anyway, before THIS message gets too long ALSO, I will just say that I hope you have a very enjoyable Christmas with your folks, and I'll see you again at the club sometime in January after you get back from your trip.




    Thanks everyone for advice about my response! I think Megan R. said it the best, but I sent it out like a few hours after I wrote it, but....hey. It went well!

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    Glad to see it turned out well, hope your trip back to NM was cool.

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    WHY does he KEEP writing like that ? Ugh.

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