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    I was driving into my garage and my car got stuck in a snowdrift. After 5 minutes trying to get unstuck I was fuming mad and about to cry.

    Then, out of nowhere, came this incredibly good looking (and I mean Ban Aflick qualiy) man came out of nowhere and offered to help me!

    He was so slick and good looking (!!) and he grabbed my shovel and started throwing that snow like it was feathers... I hardly had a minute to say anything.


    He was really well spoken and he had gotten out of a nice (not flashy) car and he was dressed in a nice (but not showoffy) way.

    And he just dug my car out, and moved it for me, and left!!

    He introduced himself but I already forget his name because I was in a daze and I thought I was dreaming!

    That was so weird, why didn't this ever happen to me when I was SINGLE and LOOKING for a nice boy?

    And he didn't even ask for my number.

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    Wow he was the Ninja Do-gooder. I keep hoping he'll show up in my stocking on Xmas eve, and I've been ever so good, but he never does.


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    Sounds like a movie lol! Doesn't it seem like to dreamy ones always show up when youre taken?

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    It feels so unfinished. I feel like I missed a date with destiny. Like I've been cheated.

    I had no wedding ring on but still he didn't ask for my number. Why?

    Maybe cuz my car smelled like cigarettes. Hmm.

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    ^^ Maybe he wanted to do a good dead w/o asking for anything in return; therefore, making him an even better guy.

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    This experience has made me very horny. I don't know exactly why.


    I think I'll go lay down for a while.

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    I love when people are just naturally kind and helpful. The world would be much better of with more people like that.




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    Ooooh! How lucky you are!!!

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    aaaahahha that was the first thing I thought of, and i bet he didn't even ask for her number.


    that's like....a memory of a lifetime right there, cherish that mess! so cool!

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    Random acts of kindness ........strikes again!

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    nice to hear this holiday season.....

    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    I keep hoping he'll show up in my stocking on Xmas eve, and I've been ever so good, but he never does.
    I almost spit-out my diet-coke over myu screen when i saw this

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    He didn't ask for your number.. maybe he was married? You know that saying "All good guys are taken or gay"? I know what you mean though, nothing turns me on like a fine man coming to my rescue and saving the day.

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    The people that Sir Galahad rescued often spoke of him being aloof to the point of being rude. He would rescue someone and leave, often without a word.


    Despite, and perhaps because of his sinless nature, Galahad as a character seems inhuman. He defeats rival knights apparently without effort, speaks little to his fellow knights, and leads his companions to the Grail with a relentless determination.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galahad
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Jeez, 242--that was you? I just saw a good-looking lady in a snowdrift and went into action. (Thanks, too, for comparing me to Ben.)

    I'm glad, truly, to hear a great story like this. There are good souls out there in the world, and it is good to know that some men still act like men when they are supposed to. I'm glad this guy was there for you.
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    If you do something like that and then ask for the woman's number, it ruins the whole thing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 242_fair View Post
    It feels so unfinished. I feel like I missed a date with destiny. Like I've been cheated.

    I had no wedding ring on but still he didn't ask for my number. Why?

    Maybe cuz my car smelled like cigarettes. Hmm.
    Maybe he was attached, the good ones aren't single!

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    I love random acts of kindness



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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    If you do something like that and then ask for the woman's number, it ruins the whole thing...
    Yup. He was just being a hero. Man, that is SO sexay!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    I love when people are just naturally kind and helpful. The world would be much better of with more people like that.
    Absolutely!
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    THIS MORNING I FOUND A NOTE FROM HIM !!!! AHHHHH

    He left a note saying it was nice to meet me and if I have any more car trouble give him a call, and he left his number.

    But now I can't call anyway. I liked it how things were left last night better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    Wow he was the Ninja Do-gooder. I keep hoping he'll show up in my stocking on Xmas eve, and I've been ever so good, but he never does.
    I almost spit out my soda after reading that lol.


    And I can't believe it how cute. That is so sleepless in seattle!!!!!! You should save the number just in case..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 242_fair View Post
    THIS MORNING I FOUND A NOTE FROM HIM !!!! AHHHHH

    He left a note saying it was nice to meet me and if I have any more car trouble give him a call, and he left his number.

    But now I can't call anyway. I liked it how things were left last night better.
    You don't want him now. He's too easy. It's why Lois always waited for Superman.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 242_fair View Post
    He left a note saying it was nice to meet me and if I have any more car trouble give him a call, and he left his number.
    He's only available for car trouble? Definitely gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    If you do something like that and then ask for the woman's number, it ruins the whole thing...
    Exactly. It turns a wonderfully gallant act into a pathetic, mercenary grab of desperation.

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    ^TOO lmao, everytime you say "gallant" it reminds me of the children's mag Highlights, how they have that section "Goofus & Gallant"


    I don't think it was wonderfully gallant, it's kind of like a woman giving another woman a tampon in a time of desperation: nice, thankless, couldn't have done it w/o her, but the snow shovel requires more physical strength is all.

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