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    Default how do they get rid of haemorroids?

    I have a BAD one. It's been there a while but now it's bleeding every time I do number 2. I heard they can laser remove them now? I think its coming to that coz I have been using a cream to no avail.

    Anyone had one removed?

    How is it done?
    Do you get it done at a regular doctor or is it surgery?
    Is it painful?
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    Default Re: how do they get rid of haemorroids?

    I dunno, but I have a really bad one too
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Ouch. My roomate had a big one. It was more inside the hole. He went to the Outpatient services at the hospital was put under and had it removed. He sat on a Doughnut pillow for a week or so. They tend to come back, as his did.

    Now he uses Prep. H. And does not strain or squeeze when having a bowel movement. Eats lots of fiber so he wont get constipated also.

    He was very sore after the surgery he said.

    It will be good for you to have it checked anyway. Incase it's a polyp of some sort.

    Good luck. They are a pain. I had one after giving birth (bulging vein) it slowly went down not to act up again.
    Hope the same for you.

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    Default Re: how do they get rid of haemorroids?

    An ex coworker got her roids lasered off. It costs about 3K for hers and was back at work in no time. I don't even remember her being gone for a week. Hers were bad too...blood running randomly down her leg and everything.

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    Mine has been there for ages. A customer even mentioned it one night - fuck do they have to look that closely LOL. This was when giving a table dance with my legs spread front on so he looked past the pussy hahaha.

    I dont wanna have more surgery after just having a BA and rhino/septo. I was hoping it could just be done in doctors consulting room or something

    A doughnut pillow shit sounds like he must have been sore.
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    Default Re: how do they get rid of haemorroids?

    My uncle, the super graphic person he is told me that he has internal hemm's and that they "banded" his off. But they keep coming back.

    Straining is a no no. If you go to do number 2, and you have to strain, try and come back a little later.

    Fiber is a definite. Benefiber has the clear powder that you can mix into drinks. It really is tasteless. It keeps me reg. I do it just so I dont get constipated, cause if I am, I seriously gain like 3 lbs. Nasty!

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    Temporary solution. Sitz bath. Get a bath about as hot as you can stand to soak your butt in. Say, fifteen minutes. As the water cools down, keep heating it up.

    No guarantees, never are, but it's been known to reduce or eliminate them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    My uncle, the super graphic person he is told me that he has internal hemm's and that they "banded" his off. But they keep coming back.

    Straining is a no no. If you go to do number 2, and you have to strain, try and come back a little later.

    Fiber is a definite. Benefiber has the clear powder that you can mix into drinks. It really is tasteless. It keeps me reg. I do it just so I dont get constipated, cause if I am, I seriously gain like 3 lbs. Nasty!
    Omg my uncle told us he had his tied in a rubberband kinda thing, it's meant to block off blood flow and it like rots off. I don't think that method is safe or they do it anymore. Whew..

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    My dr said that it's bad to remove them... that it can mess with the tightness of your ass (like, make it too tight or too loose) and it's not worth the risk.
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    My dad swears by mentholatum to get rid of them, says it works way better than preparation H or anything else. I've been nervous to try it, cuz he says it burns like a bitch, but he swears it works.
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    All I can say is 'oh no!!!!!!!"

    Sorry girl that sucks ASS. I hope they can fix it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela View Post
    Omg my uncle told us he had his tied in a rubberband kinda thing, it's meant to block off blood flow and it like rots off. I don't think that method is safe or they do it anymore. Whew..

    OMG!!! lol!!!

    Whats with our graphic uncles, anyway? haha

    I know what your uncle means, cause I did that once to a skin tag on my neck , but I dont think I would ever try that on a hemmy!!!! OMG Pam. lol

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    Default Re: how do they get rid of haemorroids?

    thanks for the suggestions everyone.
    $3k for lasering off? wow i wonder if my health insurance would cover it.
    ill try the less invasive methods first
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela View Post
    Omg my uncle told us he had his tied in a rubberband kinda thing, it's meant to block off blood flow and it like rots off. I don't think that method is safe or they do it anymore. Whew..
    I apologize, and this is entirely off topic...but that's how the vet neutered my goat.
    They put rubberbands around his balls and eventually, his balls fell off....

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    Default Re: how do they get rid of haemorroids?

    . Seriously.

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    I had some after my births... at first I had some suppositories from the doc, just to help things then just a cream. It helps (me) not to eat much fibre. I'm perfectly regular until I start messing with things and eating a lot of indigestibles. They've only bothered me since when I was sick and had the runs.

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    Default Re: how do they get rid of haemorroids?

    I was just reading about Aloe, and in Mexico its used as a cure for hemmoroids...you take a 1-2" piece and put it in your bumhole.

    ??

    Might work..

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    Default Re: how do they get rid of haemorroids?

    if it's got to the point where it can be seen outside the body it can be opened and drained by a Dr. to release pressure. I had it done years ago and it did wonders.

    Otherwise try a liquid diet for a few days so that you don't have to have as many bowel movements which are causing all that irritation and not allowing the thing to heal in it's natural course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Mine has been there for ages. A customer even mentioned it one night - fuck do they have to look that closely LOL. This was when giving a table dance with my legs spread front on so he looked past the pussy hahaha.

    I dont wanna have more surgery after just having a BA and rhino/septo. I was hoping it could just be done in doctors consulting room or something

    A doughnut pillow shit sounds like he must have been sore.
    A custy noticed it? Jeez. Stippers are people too, I'd at least think he'd have the decency to NOT mention it.

    Sorry that I can't help, I've never had one to my knowledge but I can only imagine. At school there is crappy toilet paper, so....talk about having a raw booty RAW...eck. lol

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    Default Re: how do they get rid of haemorroids?

    I've had that issue for a few years. It's not always bad or even noticeable, but occasionally I bleed. Usually just when I'm constipated. I went to the doc a looong time ago and he said I had 'anal fissures', not hemmroids. All I got was stool softener, and I was told to drink tons of water. That's it. He said they heal on their own. Maybe that's what you have, if hem. stuff isn't healing it?

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