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    As you know, Hatshepsut has been quite a pimptress lately. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna get some from a hot himbo this weekend. However, that's another story and I'll keep you posted.

    If a guy is going to vote for a candidate who is anti-choice, like Fuckabee or Paul, then I will not sleep with him. To me, it means that he can't fathom the consequences or respect my choice of what I would do if he knocked me up. I do it in a really seductive way, planting seeds of insinuation in his head while all the blood is in little head. Yeah, I know that they can lie, but I feel good knowing that I am promoting the right to choose a la Lysistrata (the main character in the Greek play who got all the women to deprive their husbands of sex until they voted against the war).
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    The big dick is dangerous. It makes you overlook certain character flaws and bad behavior .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Yeah, I know that they can lie, but I feel good knowing that I am promoting the right to choose a la Lysistrata (the main character in the Greek play who got all the women to deprive their husbands of sex until they voted against the war).
    Yes, if she hadn't done that, we might still have war today. I'm sure your strategy will succeed.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    It goes like this:

    "Oh, you're voting for ________? Tell me, what would you do if you got me pregnant? We did agree that you'd pay for half of the bill and drive me to the clinic. Why is it that you've agreed to our right to choose, but not the means for others? What if legislature took this right away? I'm sorry, but if you can't support our rights or fathom the consequences, then I can't have sex with you."
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    You probably wouldn't find yourself attracted to someone whose politics were that different from yours, would you? I'd imagine a few hours of conversation would shed some light on what kind of person you were dealing with.

    I'd like to see the face of the guy who got that speech while gettin' busy, lol. That would be awesome.

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    ^Andygirl hun, this is the first time I've been single since I was 16, and I'm 23 now. I would never date a guy with vastly different political views than me, but I'm sowing my wild oats while I'm young (not one night stands, but usually short term non-relationships for fun and company only). I'm having fun, but I'm still going to stick to my guns.

    Hehe, I'll be sure to describe their reactions.
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    Gotcha. This ought to be fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Yes, if she hadn't done that, we might still have war today.
    *snort*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Yes, if she hadn't done that, we might still have war today. I'm sure your strategy will succeed.
    I'm sure you noticed that she used the definite article ("...the war,") implying a specific war; in this case, the Peloponnesian war. I'm sure she was not suggesting that Lysistrata's strategy would necessarily end all wars. After all, Lysistrata was a fictional character.

    But our Hat is just the one to bring her to life.

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    That would probably be a real effective way to get me to vote for your candidate of choice. What about candidates like Guiliani or McCain? Guiliani is supposedly pro-choice and McCain doesn't really give the pro-life people a whole lot of love. Can we vote for either of them and still sleep with you?

    Do you live in a swing state?

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    Well, the original sex may come before we have any political discussions... but I wouldn't date someone who was pro-life because of the underlying reasons. But, I also wouldn't date someone who was religious... I've tried, it drives me insane. Too many fights.

    Lol, but I haven't ever dated a guy who was pro-life. I mean, I'm sure there are pro-life guys out there... I just haven't dated any of them. I know, because I've had that "what if" discussion with all of them.

    As for my personal vote... That is the FIRST thing I look at. If they are against abortion, it's just a no. No way. I couldn't imagine it becoming illegal again, that would be terrible!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post

    Lol, but I haven't ever dated a guy who was pro-life. I mean, I'm sure there are pro-life guys out there... I just haven't dated any of them. I know, because I've had that "what if" discussion with all of them.

    As for my personal vote... That is the FIRST thing I look at. If they are against abortion, it's just a no. No way. I couldn't imagine it becoming illegal again, that would be terrible!
    Likewise. I have zero respect for anti-choice males...IMHO it's not about saving a fetus, it's about controlling women. I can't fathom being attracted to anyone like that. And it is the first--and most important--issue I look at when deciding how to vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    If a guy is going to vote for a candidate who is anti-choice, like Fuckabee or Paul, then I will not sleep with him....Yeah, I know that they can lie, but I feel good knowing that I am promoting the right to choose...
    Hat:

    You're truly a woman of the New Millenium, swaying elections via erections...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    After all, Lysistrata was a fictional character.
    Only to those who knew her well.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    I'm sure a man would say anything to get laid, but once he is in that voting booth, he is totally out of your sphere of influence.

    I was ideologically opposite of my ex-husband. I used to give "yes dear" answers and then vote my heart. I never shared my actual ballot choices with him.

    Personally, I'd be okay with making abortion illegal if...and this is a big IF...a man who does not take financial responsibility for his offspring would be required to pay up or be castrated. You'll see how fast men would switch sides on that issue.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    Hat:

    You're truly a woman of the New Millenium, swaying elections via erections...
    After the ewection, I shall fwee Wodewick! He's a wobber and a wapist!


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    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Some folks on CL had a different spin on this notion...





    By the way, bravo Hatshepsut!

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    How many of you agree 100% with the candidate's views for whom you end up voting? I know I never do. I agree with maybe 60% or so of the views of the candidate I pick. So surely there must be people who are pro-choice yet still end up voting for a pro-lifer, and vice-versa.

    So would you have sex with a guy who was pro-life, but voted for a pro-choice candidate? In other words, is it their personal view or their voting decision that matters most? Or both together?
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    ^That's a good point... while the guy may be pro-choice, it may not be one of HIS top reasons for picking a candidate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    How many of you agree 100% with the candidate's views for whom you end up voting? I know I never do. I agree with maybe 60% or so of the views of the candidate I pick. So surely there must be people who are pro-choice yet still end up voting for a pro-lifer, and vice-versa.
    No one probably but for some folks there are a few make-or-break issues, I know I have a few of which this is probably one.

    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    So would you have sex with a guy who was pro-life, but voted for a pro-choice candidate? In other words, is it their personal view or their voting decision that matters most? Or both together?
    Wow that's actually a subtle difference and an interesting question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    ^That's a good point... while the guy may be pro-choice, it may not be one of HIS top reasons for picking a candidate.
    Hehe Lestat just rocked this thread, kicked it up a notch, nice!

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    I think if a girl asked me if I were pro-choice while we were headed for the sack, I would immediately wonder if she planned on getting pregnant and wanted to know what i would do if she did. Even though I myself am pro-choice, just the question would greatly reduce my interest in having sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    After the ewection, I shall fwee Wodewick! He's a wobber and a wapist!


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    You know...I actually thought she used "Pussy" as a ploy to get us to read the thread. Like I thought it was going to be about her CAT.
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    Hee hee, love it. I pretty much do the same.

    However, men lie...most would say ANYTHING to hit the Pink Pocket. A quick-minded one would verbally negotiate an answer good enough for you and then tell you his real political leanings after balling. LOL

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    If I were available, I wouldn't be connecting the dots between sex and politics. I have plenty of friends with whom I disagree politically. If political views became a negotiating point for romance and/or sex, I wouldn't think of us as being compatible anyway. Next.

    But that's just me. Generally, I agree with maxie.

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