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    Default The Husband Store

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
    woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
    is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
    of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
    may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
    the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
    floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
    reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
    Looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
    Help With Housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
    with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
    sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
    this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
    to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    PLEASE NOTE:
    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
    just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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    Default Re: The Husband Store

    Hahaha, thats pretty funny.
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Default Re: The Husband Store

    You forgot, "The New Wives store has only been visited 396 times."

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    Default Re: The Husband Store

    I love that joke lol

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    Default Re: The Husband Store

    Quote Originally Posted by aviendha View Post
    You forgot, "The New Wives store has only been visited 396 times."
    Most can't afford the new one because they're too busy paying for the ex-wife to shop at the New Husbands store.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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