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    Default Friendship Aussie Style!

    A person I would actually call a friend sent this to me today. I loved it! It is so so damn true! ENJOY!


    'True'Friendship
    None of that SissyCrap


    Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,But never actually come close to reality?
    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
    You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
    Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.




    1. When you are sad --I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the fu*king bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you got laid.

    4. When you are scared -- I will take the pxss out of you about it, every chance I get.

    5.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how muchworse it could be until you quit whinging.

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7.When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
    'because you are my friend'.



    Friendship is like peeing your pants,everyone can see it,but only you can feel the true warmth.



    Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
    Then get depressed because you can only think of 4


    enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount

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    Default Re: Friendship Aussie Style!

    LOL! It's funny because it's true.


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    Default Re: Friendship Aussie Style!

    My sister has that on her fridge! Maybe she's an Aussie at heart . . .
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Default Re: Friendship Aussie Style!

    bahaha so true GCG!

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