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    Default Where have you always wanted to have sex?

    But never have? Here are mine:
    • On the beach as the tide is coming in.
    • From behind, on top of a roof overlooking cathedrals and hotels and streets in Puebla, Mexico.
    • In a round bed with satin sheets.
    • On horseback, moonlit across a desert.
    • Passed around on tops of tables and pianos and the back cushion of sofas at a dinner party--large foyer, vaulted ceilings, ambient lighting, canapes, baroque chamber music.
    • Between rows of sun-ripened tomatoes (I can smell them) in an Italian countryside.
    • In a dilapidated, barely-holding-together wooden shed or barn somewhere outside the Rand McNally. Light coming through the rafters.
    • On soft masses of heather and impossibly green grass in Scotland.
    • Chained in an Amsterdam sex club.
    • In the center of a brightly-lit stage with an audience.
    • Bent over the hood of a beat-up truck outside some random gas station.

      For starters.


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    --In the dressing room of a department store.
    --In a limo.
    --On a private jet.
    --Going to have to agree with the table tops, pianos, sofa cushions, etc.
    --In a dungeon.
    --In a pool/hot tub.
    --In a closet next to a room full of people.
    --In front of a camera, crew, etc.
    --In a swinger's club.

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    Default Re: Where have you always wanted to have sex?

    Hee, I like yours. Very classy. I re-read mine and I was like "whoa, when did I become all Earth Mother?"


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    A church. on the alter.
    In the woods.
    In a dressing room.
    in a movie theatre.
    on a piano.

    I suppose i have a bit of a public sex thing going.... LOL.
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    -definitely a dressing room.
    -a library.
    -a really, really haunted house.
    -A Cure concert.
    -A tardis.
    -The shark tunnel.
    -one of those cheesy honeymoon hotels with the shaped hottub.
    -a medieval cathedral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    -A tardis.
    Ummmm...I love you. Cerously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    -A tardis
    Which Doctor?
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    A sail boat on a moonless night with a warm Caribbean current and the Leonid meteor shower.

    The fifty yard line of my high school football field.

    In a movie theater during a movie.

    In the Coastal Redwood forest amongst the moss and huge ferns.

    Where the Monarch butterflies congregate in Mexico when they arrive in the thousands.

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    In my bed. Right now.

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    Which Doctor?
    Um, would I lose cool points if I said eighth? Because Paul McGann is ridiculously hot. Though I wouldn't throw Nine or Four outta bed either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    A sail boat on a moonless night with a warm Caribbean current and the Leonid meteor shower.

    The fifty yard line of my high school football field.

    In a movie theater during a movie.

    In the Coastal Redwood forest amongst the moss and huge ferns.

    Where the Monarch butterflies congregate in Mexico when they arrive in the thousands.
    Oooh, I wanna see the butterflies! *heads to google*

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    Quote Originally Posted by stellaforstars View Post
    Ummmm...I love you. Cerously.
    Woo-hoo! Stella loooves meeeee!

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    In zero gravity on the Space Shuttle...

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    You all are very prolific, and very naughty. I like it, there's some great ideas here for sure.

    I have always wondered about weightless sex--you know, in outer space. You have to figure with all the co-ed shuttle flights, someone has to have tried it by now. But no one has said anything yet. I can imagine that it could offer amazing abilities, but could get tricky as well.

    Also fucking underwater sounds cool, but all that equipment is not very romantic. The rubber/latex fetish fans must love it, though. I had a friend who was into scuba who tried it, but she didn't rave about it or anything. The beach is great, but watch that tide stuff, sand getting in there ruins things fast.
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    Ceiling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Um, would I lose cool points if I said eighth? Because Paul McGann is ridiculously hot. Though I wouldn't throw Nine or Four outta bed either.

    No, I'm surprised anyone even remembered 8. I watched the movie and hoped it would turn into something. Four is everyone's favorite. I liked 9's darker, sarcastic qualities.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    No, I'm surprised anyone even remembered 8. I watched the movie and hoped it would turn into something. Four is everyone's favorite. I liked 9's darker, sarcastic qualities.


    You're in.
    Yeah, I'm slightly afflicted with agedness and British friends. I know eight. I own the movie! Nine was quite awesome. Not thrilled with Ten. And well, Tom Baker-It's Tom Baker!

    /threadjack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Yeah, I'm slightly afflicted with agedness and British friends.
    Well, I've been spared British friends.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Oooh, I wanna see the butterflies! *heads to google*
    You can! Lets get a group together!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    Ceiling.
    Wow! Never thought of that one before.


    Having sex on the beach is a great experience... just steal a wicker mat from a bum, place it FAR away from the tide, and you're good to go. Tide = no-no.

    I've always wanted to have sex in a beautiful, tranquil waterfall. You know... with the water running down my hair and everything. SO. FUCKING. HAWT. Sex in any pool of water is fun, fun, fun! Glistening bodies, nice and weightless, and, and.... Whew! You guys know what these kind of threads do to me.



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    In a parent/teacher conference with my son's spanish teacher...she is soooo hot...

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    In church, definitely. I gave a handjob during Mass once but I have a fantasy whereupon two or three priests bend me over the altar and do it to me right there.

    I've also technically never fucked in an alley and I really want to.

    I've already had sex in some pretty bizarre places though. My first boyfriend was a kinky exhibitionist.

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    For me, it's more to do with what leads up to the actual sex making. I keep that especially close to me.

    -Under the Skys of Ganymede
    -Church. On the Alter.
    -In a claw-foot tub. Though the truth is a little darker than just that.
    -Restrained/Hanging.
    -In the back of a 1975 Cadillac Elderado.
    -An abandoned/contemned building
    -SkyDiving
    -A slightly ignored Airport Corridor
    -On a Canvas, with a pint of certain colors, poured out and separated upon the edges neatly boardered.

    I could go on.

    And honestly, in a SC V.I.P. by someone I know.

    There. I said it.
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    I just want to have sex in the rain during a hot summer storm.
    Beach sex is overrated....sand in very bad places...very...very bad.


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    Ooh, I forgot the VIP. Yeah, I'd like to fuck in the VIP too!

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