Oh god. I had a flat tyre when I was going to the beauty salon, and it turned into all kinds of complicated to get there. I was all flustered and not very well organised.
After I finally got there, I ended up getting vaseline EVERYWHERE. The girl had to take of my dress for me, and I didn't really feel comfortable asking her to take my underwear off for me.. so I left it on. So not only do I have a funky fullbrief tanline, but it's CROOKED because I had a wedgie. THAT'S SO HOT.
Oh god. I don't want to go to work. Maybe I can disguise it a bit with more tan in a can. :x
This is up there with the time I went sunbaking in a g-string and badly applied sunscreen so that I had two big white hand prints on my ass surrounded by a sea of red. Guys kept asking me if I had sex on the beach![]()



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Hehehehe, poor girl. Yah, try that Sally Hansens stuff, then spray some hairspray over the top of it to help it last a while longer.

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