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    Oh god. I had a flat tyre when I was going to the beauty salon, and it turned into all kinds of complicated to get there. I was all flustered and not very well organised.

    After I finally got there, I ended up getting vaseline EVERYWHERE. The girl had to take of my dress for me, and I didn't really feel comfortable asking her to take my underwear off for me.. so I left it on. So not only do I have a funky fullbrief tanline, but it's CROOKED because I had a wedgie. THAT'S SO HOT.

    Oh god. I don't want to go to work. Maybe I can disguise it a bit with more tan in a can. :x

    This is up there with the time I went sunbaking in a g-string and badly applied sunscreen so that I had two big white hand prints on my ass surrounded by a sea of red. Guys kept asking me if I had sex on the beach
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    try some sally hansen airbrush legs in the tan or deep colour and just blend the lines away with it.
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    Put a bronzer on the weird part




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    I'm confused. Why did you have vaseline on your hands? Why couldn't you take off your own dress?

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    They make you put vasiline on your palms so you don't get tan on them. Then because I had vaseline all over my hands I couldn't take my own dress off, because anywhere I got vaseline the tan wouldn't penetrate.
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    I don't mean this rudely but i always put the cream on my hands after I take my clothes my off.

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    Yeah as I said, I had a flat tyre on the way and was flustered and not thinking.
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    Ellebelle, Hehehe, too funny. I can totally relate. I've had those days where I swear my brain and I just aren't communicating at all!

    Ya know, some guys think tan lines are sexy! Hehehehe, poor girl. Yah, try that Sally Hansens stuff, then spray some hairspray over the top of it to help it last a while longer.




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    What would it look like if you got another spray tan on top of it?

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    Sephora has all sorts of tan-remover stuff.
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    Update: Made big $$$ off the tanline diaster. I cleaned up this weekend due to the tanlines ahah. Who would have thought? The guys who thought it looked odd appreciated my sense of humour when I told them the story, and others got off on tanlines because I look "more naked"?

    Interesting development. Think I might do it again.
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    you'll get spray tan all over your undies but not vaseline?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizlizliz View Post
    you'll get spray tan all over your undies but not vaseline?

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    I think she meant she was afraid she'd get it on her legs or sides while taking off the panties.

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    ^^ what she said. I'm blonde, but not that blonde
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizlizliz View Post
    you'll get spray tan all over your undies but not vaseline?

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    Darwin Award means doing an act so stupid you prevent the continuation of your genetics. Such as killing yourself or perhaps if she spray tanned herself until her ovaries shrivelled. Either way, no.


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