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    Default Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    Ever since I started stripping, I began to wonder whether or not I'm alone in my family as a stripper. I have worked many a shitty job, and know how hard it is to live off of a couple hundred dollars a week. There really is NO room for niceties, or any indulgences past a few beers at a bar.

    My cousin works as a receptionist at a doctors office, and supposedly makes $20 an hour. She is 31 and GORGEOUS. She has always been obsessed with 1. her looks and 2. gold-digging for rich men as far as I can remember. She's had about 10+ plastic surgeries in the last decade totalling over 50Gs, not to mention countless Botox, Restylane, lasering, and laser-hair removal. She must have a massive closet full of clothes, because when I was younger, she used to send me and my sister care packages of clothes, shoes, and purses that she didn't want anymore (but we loved!). All of the clothes were the hottest name-brands at that time: Guess, Tommy Hilfiger, Abercrombie, etc. She's always had a pretty decent car (BMW last I heard), and lives alone in a gated community. She takes a trip every few months, to different places around the country visiting friends and partying at the hottest nightclubs and bars. When I looked at her pics, all her friends were gorgeous as well, and most of them have fake tits. When I asked her how she affords her lifestyle, she just said she puts it on a credit card

    I know what its like to work for $20 an hour and what it affords (not much). Is it wrong to assume she is a stripper? (Of course I would never discuss this with my family or anyone else besides other strippers on SW to protect her anonymity, but I'm curious for myself) I wish I could ask her, or say something like "hey ___, if you're a stripper, its cool just letting you know you're not alone in the fam!!" but I'm afraid she'll flip out if I'm wrong since we're not that close.

    Thoughts/opinions??

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    Hmm...actually 20/hr = about 45 k a year which isn't bad at all really. She might be credit-carded out to the max..

    or, she might have a rich bf or sugar daddy...

    or she might be a stripper..

    If I really wanted to know, I would confide in her that I was a stripper. If you do that and she is one, she will probably tell you. But to ask her or let her know you suspect it will probably freak her out and make her defensive.
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    I would mention that you dance and see what she says....if she doesn't admit to dancing, then I would just drop it. She might dance but have a reason for not wanting anyone to know, even if you do have that in common with her.

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    Sounds like she has a sugar daddy or really high credit card debt. Or both. I have a girlfriend in Florida who lives on credit cards, is always buying expensive furniture, clothes, plasma tv's, you name it. (she makes about 10 bucks an hour at her job I think) once you have established alot of debt but can keep a high credit score they will just keep increasing your limit. Also, my aunt is by no means rich and she has a credit card with a 5 figure limit!!
    Or, you said your cousin always had a thing for gold digging for rich men... I bet you anything she has one lined up.
    The only way to really know if she dances or not is to flat out ask I think. Is there a way you could word it that would be non-invasive/offensive? And without having to tell on yourself?

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    she could be an escort on the side.

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    Go normal clubbing with her, see how she dances? maybe that could imply a little?




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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    Quote Originally Posted by cutey5032 View Post
    She has always been obsessed with 1. her looks and 2. gold-digging for rich men as far as I can remember.
    Maybe she's a stripper in spirit that just never found her pole.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    Wow....what I want to know is in what part of the country do they pay receptionists $20 per hour?? 45K a year to answer telephones?! Especially when the US national average is right around 27K per year!
    Stripping was my Mr. Big....the best bad relationship I ever had.

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    I've a strong inkling that my son's gf's older sister (just moved here from Texas) was a dancer at some point. She says she worked in a bar, barkeeping, but her vibe is all about dancing. Shrug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    Go normal clubbing with her, see how she dances? maybe that could imply a little?

    LoL I dunno... if anyone went to a dance club with me they would never think im a stripper. I can't dance for shit at dance clubs ahaha....

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    I don't think she is an escort. She's always partying with NBA players and millionaire men, trying to get them to love her and date her....I don't think an escort would want to actually go out with someone they get paid to fuck. Also, I think it is a futile effort to get paid to fuck someone and THEN try to date them.

    On the flip side, lots of the girls I know from work are always hanging out with Eagles, rock stars, and rappers (famous people/rich dousches are not my thing personally). I guess I'm trying to say its more feasible to get picked up as a stripper, since for some reason "dating a stripper" is a status symbol to many. Also, if one works in a famous club, rich/famous people are pretty easy to meet and hang out with.

    She could have a sugar daddy....but I know she had a not-so-rich boyfriend for a long long time, and she still had her expensive lifestyle.

    LOL Passenger I agree. $20/hour is a lot of money for a receptionist.

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    okay, if she's not an escort and you say she's a goldigger, there is your answer.

    go her. i wish i could suck men that dry!!!!

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    Maybe she just knows how to manipulate men out of their money. A lot of escorts (just like strippers aren't all whores, neither are escorts-- shock.) don't just go in fuck guys and leave with a $100 bucks. A lot of girls will work these guys and just do a dance. Its simple when the law is in your favor. ANYWAY-

    Maybe she uses the secretary as a "square" job, but she's really on the grift. Lots of gorgeous women are.

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    I used to know a girl who just sort of hung out with rich guys semi-professionally. Well, her official job was "personal trainer" but she didn't seem to work very much.

    I don't think she was a stripper or an escort. She actually had kind of a good-girl vibe. Very pretty and a pleasant, non-confrontational personality. A fun person to have around basically. I don't know if her "friends" actually paid her to spent time with them, but they would pay her expenses to go on exotic vacations with them, give her expensive presents, and so on.

    She really had a good thing going. Wish I could play that game, but I don't think I could play nice for long enough.

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    Check the palms of her hands for callouses (pole dancers like me get these), and check her feet for corns (damn shoes!).

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    Who cares ? Mind your own business. She may have a sugardaddie or whatever but she doesn't want to talk about it . Do you ? I know from experience that questions like this lead to problems.

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    maybe bring up one day that you just started to waitress at a strip club and see what she says? Then if she says she is a stripper maybe just say - wow that is awesome I really would love to do that, is the money good? ..... etc etc


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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Maybe she's a stripper in spirit that just never found her pole.
    Omg, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Please tell me I can quote you on that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    okay, if she's not an escort and you say she's a goldigger, there is your answer.

    go her. i wish i could suck men that dry!!!!
    WORD.

    I wish I could be one of those gold diggers that is SO good, she never has to fuck for the fancy gifts/money/credit cards/cars/whatever. Get your money and RUN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by noelle View Post
    Omg, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Please tell me I can quote you on that!
    be my guest.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    I'm thinkin' sugar daddy/daddies, and some credit card debt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    Who cares ? Mind your own business. She may have a sugardaddie or whatever but she doesn't want to talk about it . Do you ? I know from experience that questions like this lead to problems.
    Wow. That's harsh. Being the only stripper you know in your family can feel totally isolating. Having this kind of conversation with members of your family sometimes seems impossible. I'm not only the family weirdo, but I'm pretty convinced I'm the only stripper/ sex-worker. I'd be thrilled and totally relieved if one of my cousins either came out to me or asked me about my lifestyle and profession in a compassionate way.
    I definently think that coming out to her as a stripper is a great way to try and get her to talk more frankly about her private life. I personally think you might be right about the whole thing. If the 6" platform stilleto fits, wear it.

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    Default Re: Hmmm, is my cousin a stripper?

    ^^Exactly Viv. Thank u

    Of course I wouldn't care if she was a stripper, I just think it could be cool if she is one, we would have something interesting in common and could share stories and shit. I don't know if theres a right way to bring it up though.

    Maybe next time I see her (only once every few years) I'll tell her I worked in a go-go bar or something to gauge a reaction.

    Either way, even if she is NOT a stripper, she should be. She'd be the best stripper in the world LOL!!

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