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    I saw a sign that says ,

    "UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO AND A FREE PUPPY."

    see any funny signs lately ?

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    In a curry house:

    Try one of our curries
    You`ll never get better
    A civilian spends money to look good
    A stripper looks good to make money
    A civilian may be after your wage
    A stripper laughs at your wage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    In a curry house:

    Try one of our curries
    You`ll never get better
    ROFL. Nice.

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    There are some funny things on here. I thought about making a thread for this but I decided to just put the link on here now.

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    Took these pics in Idaho.

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    I just thought of another one here in AZ that reads "Next exit State Prison World Wildlife Zoo"

    I wish I had a photo. I just die laughing evrytime I see it.

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    Saw one on the highway in the middle of the desert around Pheonix. Maximum security prison in the background being the ONLY building for miles

    "Do NOT pick up hitchhikers"

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    I know that sign ! Just north of the valley.

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    Twist! I know where both of those signs are!

    The one that cracks me up the most is right outside of a cemetery and it reads "Welcome to Scottsdale, the most livable city!" Hehehehe. Cute.

    I also saw one that read "If you're lost please find your way to the customer service counter" Silliness.




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    At a free concert in the park there was a wooden sign pointing to the restrooms, however the restrooms had been recently torn down so the sign basically pointed to the WOODS ok.....

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    we have a hitchhikers sign here also, near a prison.

    There is a stop sign around here that says "Please Stop, thank you!"
    I will take a pic if it ever stops snowing and I can drive.

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    I saw a sign on top of a restaurant that said "Ho made lasagna." And it always struck me as funny.



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    Tell him that he's a load his mom should have swallowed.

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    oh and there is a sign for Bong recreational park.



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    Tell him that he's a load his mom should have swallowed.

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    took this in alaska. this made me laugh every single time.
    Last edited by Chrissy68; 11-03-2008 at 12:42 AM.

    Love it!

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    ^^ what does the sign say? I can't enlarge the pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    I saw a sign that says ,

    "UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO AND A FREE PUPPY."

    see any funny signs lately ?
    I saw that sign in my veterinarians office. It was followed by: "unattended pets will be given to children"

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    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    ^^ what does the sign say? I can't enlarge the pic

    weird.. ok, it's a Baptist Church sign, and it says:
    "Later may be too late!"

    Love it!

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    Welcome to Fucking Austria!







    The Germans probably don't find it amusing though.

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