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    I am SOOO proud of myself and nobody knows why. I worked my ASS off and all they can say 'wow that's a lot of money'. It's not about the money! It's about ME making the money!

    I made $2300 last night! $3400 before the agents cut, but I normally don't count that. But all in all I made, in my pocket, $2300!!!

    I've beaten the 1k mark a few ten times, but that 2k mark was eluding me. But I DID it I did it!

    I'm with the 2k in a night girls now!!

    Fuck.. I hurt like hell. <3


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    Con freakin grats! Im jealous!

    MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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    MERRY CHRISTMAS! You earned it girlie

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    Holy crap girl!!!! Good job! Sht, GREAT job!


    So I have ask, how long did you work? And where can I purchase your stamina???? WOW!




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    Yay! I bet you busted your ass too and earned every penny. That is so fantastic. I'm assuming it was from your private party stuff? You aren't in the club anymore are you?
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    It was all private party and including driving time I was working 17 hours! Yikes!

    Without driving time is was about 6 hours of straight shows. One after the other after the other after the other.

    I did a total of 11 shows.


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    Damn. Get some sleep.

    *edited* oops, it was last night. Well, get a massage.
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    PFT doesn't matter. My mum called TWICE. My friend messaged me saying he was coming over and I told him not to, I was sleeping and he STILL did and when I told him to fucking leave he said 'you can sleep when you're dead', my boss messaged me twice and some fucking people called to ask what I was doing for Christmas.

    I haven't gotten more than 3 hours sleep straight since last night.

    And I have work again in an hour. *cry*


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    Wow! You sure did earn You'r money girl! Thats great! You make us proud!!

    The most I ever made was Mayyybee $600... God I feel like I suck sometimes



    P.s Good luck with work tonight too girl!! drink coffee or red bull .. or pimp juice

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    Lys, if I haven't said it yet....you're fuckin amazing! Make that money hun! What a terrific accomplishment for yourself. So when ya gonna take a day off hmmm?


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    Congratulations!






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    Wow! You rock. Congratulations!

    Hopefully the money-high from last night will get you through tonight. Good luck.
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    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    My only show tonight is in the Gold Coast. I decided to work my one shift (still $300) and then do my last minute Christmas shopping. I need presents for 3 more people and the Gold Coast is great for that.

    I'm saving the rest of the money to get my car fixed up (only about $200 needed, really) and get some dental work.

    The rest of that money is gonna earn me some fuggin' interest!!! I worked my ass off, it's time that shit worked for ME.

    I've got more work tomorrow. Boo.

    Aw, but I just counted and I'm $600 away from making 5k this week. BOO. Should I work more or relax? DECISIONS DECISIONS!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post

    Aw, but I just counted and I'm $600 away from making 5k this week. BOO. Should I work more or relax? DECISIONS DECISIONS!
    Work more! That's what I'd do! You're so on a roll, don't stop now!
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    I only get horny when I've tucked a few benjamins in my thong; it's a money fetish.."

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    DO IT!!! Then take some time off and roll around naked in that cash.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Work more!! I'm working eight nights in a row until xmas eve. Strike while the irons hot. Plus then you can say "I made 5k this week".
    The world's most uncoordinated stripper

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    omfg! thats awesome !!

    i dont think i ever made $1k a night of shows, thanks to agents making me drive to bumfuck parts of town and spending all night driving.

    $2k is amazing!!

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    WOO-HOO!!! Congrats and Merry Christmas!



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    Work more! If the money is good and is there and now you know you can break 2K -go for it. I would. Congrats on your fab day!
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    One more day and only ONE show short of $5000 in a week!! *yippee*

    All that matters is that I get OFFERED that last show. Can't get shows if they ain't there.

    11 shows is a lot. D:


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    How the HELL does your vagina not hurt? How the HELL do you not get an infection along the way? (I'm paranoid of UTIs as I get them easily due to the toy shows) and how the HELL do you deal with the stress of driving/traffic/deadlines ?

    I can't say I made the same in one night with just private parties. I made a nice decent amount last week due to the Coffs Harbour booking as not only I got the initial agreed amount (which was a decent figure), they upgraded the show plus kept me there for longer (and the agency - you know which one - allowed me to keep the extra money!)

    Hmm.. actually.. I came close one time to $2k over a "weekend" not one night.

    My other problem is that I need to build myself up with this agent/agency as well as find a duo partner (as there is bound to be a whole heap of shows I'm missing out on due to not having a duo partner).

    I'm real happy for you. I really am.. however I can't help but feel a little because I seem to be getting not as much work as everyone else this weekend.

    Granted, I can't complain. I still got work. I still made money.

    So.. how about you buy ME some make-up ???


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    Hooray!


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    Go Lysondra!!! W00t! You rock!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    How the HELL does your vagina not hurt? How the HELL do you not get an infection along the way? (I'm paranoid of UTIs as I get them easily due to the toy shows) and how the HELL do you deal with the stress of driving/traffic/deadlines ?

    I can't say I made the same in one night with just private parties. I made a nice decent amount last week due to the Coffs Harbour booking as not only I got the initial agreed amount (which was a decent figure), they upgraded the show plus kept me there for longer (and the agency - you know which one - allowed me to keep the extra money!)

    Hmm.. actually.. I came close one time to $2k over a "weekend" not one night.

    My other problem is that I need to build myself up with this agent/agency as well as find a duo partner (as there is bound to be a whole heap of shows I'm missing out on due to not having a duo partner).

    I'm real happy for you. I really am.. however I can't help but feel a little because I seem to be getting not as much work as everyone else this weekend.

    Granted, I can't complain. I still got work. I still made money.

    So.. how about you buy ME some make-up ???
    Hahaha, nice try!

    My vagina hurts a bit. But mainly when some dickhead thrusted the strapon I had on him so hard into me I started crying during my show AFTER I told him to be gentler, it was hurting. Fuckwad. If you're using lollies, use sugar free... but I -rarely- get UTIs or yeast infections like, ever. I just don't.

    And I don't deal with the stress. I had a huge 6:30/8 fuckup I did over the weekend and my boss (HI if you read this, haha) was pretty mad. It was totally my fault, but there was also a communication error with my driver and another girl and me, so when she got what happened she was heaps understanding. The whole day I was playing relaxing Christmas carols and just going, 'There is nothing I can do. I can not be on time. Stressing will only make it worse. Rudolf the red nose reindeer....'

    Last I checked almost everyone was booked solid this Friday. Maybe it's because you're newer?

    Sadly I was eating and then in the shower last night when I was supposed to get two more shows (I HATE rejecting shows, it makes me feel like I disappoint them and I hatehatehate disappointing people - but I know she understands. She's such a happy boss) so I wasn't able to break that 5k mark. Boo. She always tells me she appreciates me, but I always feel I could do more. I -love- working...but sometimes I'm just so tired...

    OMG though... I actually have DIAPER RASH on my legs from my legs being wet and bound in those boots!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Hahaha, nice try!

    My vagina hurts a bit. But mainly when some dickhead thrusted the strapon I had on him so hard into me I started crying during my show AFTER I told him to be gentler, it was hurting. Fuckwad. If you're using lollies, use sugar free... but I -rarely- get UTIs or yeast infections like, ever. I just don't.
    Damn. Hey, had to give it a go right?

    As for the strap on, personally I have my lovely orange 'dildo' (vibrator that never has batteries in it with the top super-glued on so you can't open it) to save me from such displeasure. What's so great about it is that it looks impressive (it's girth) yet because of the "balls" at the end (there is a knob you could call it that is meant to represent testicles at the end) it stops anyone who is handling it from hurting me as it really doesn't go that deep.

    My vagina has a sweet tooth as funnily enough I don't react to Chupa Chumps at all! It is the pearls that I re-acted to.. as well as any toys that are not properly dis-infected basically. I don't get UTIs all the time, just some of the time.

    As for stress, it is the driving to a deadline that is stressful for me. No matter how clear the directions I give myself are... I always get lost. I really need a GPS in my car (yet other things are taking priority and my money).

    BTW, believe me, you can NOT disappoint this agent/agency. Especially you! You're a damn hard worker (too hard at times) and she does and will understand. That's what makes her agency one of the best.. You are allowed to say NO to some bookings so as you can have a life and not burn out.


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