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    I get to be the first one to say it, I guess. Happy birthday, daddy to be. Man, is it really your birthday on Xmas? I always thought that would suck. Smooch Rose on the tummy for me or something.
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    Happy birthday to one of the funniest people in the history of StripperWeb!

    You are loved on this site, my friend. I wish you the best of celebrations!!!

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    Awe, the birthday boy gets lights and pretty trees for his birthday. Probably hates that he get's combo presents though. Happy Birthday Mast. I hope you have a great one : )
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    Happy Mastypants McBuhtsecks Day!
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    Happy birthday!






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    Happy Happy Birthday

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    Happy Birthday Mast my brother!
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    Happy happy to you! hope it's a grrrrreat one!
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    Happy Birthday, Mast!!!!!!
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    Happy Birthday Mast!!

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    Happy birthday buddy!

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    Mastro!!!

    yeah christmas birthday must have sucked balls growing up!! unless you got twice as many gifts!!...

    anyways, merry Xmas and Happy Birthday mans!
    nada de eso.....

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    Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with wonderful bits and bytes!

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    Happy B- day Mast!!!!

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    Happybirthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Happy Birthday!!!

    Hope your with your honey soon.
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    Happy birthday
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    How did I miss this thread!?

    Happy birthday Mast!

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    BTW I just noticed that you turned 28. we are the same age. I always imaged you as in your 40s - I dont mean this in an offensive way, I haven't seen a photo of you or anything so I just had pictured you as older.
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    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Major happiness on your birthday, Mr. Mast.

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    Congrats, dude.

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    Merry Birthday Mast!

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    Happy Birthday, Mast! I am so excited for you and Rose. This will be a year like no other, and your life will set out in an entirely new and inspiring direction.

    Have a fabulous birthday, a Merry Christmas and a wonderful time together! Rose is one of the most amazing, generous and thoughtful people around here, and the fact that she is gorgeous as well means you have totally won the lottery.

    All my admiration, respect and affection for both of you,

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    *shakes fist* Dang you, Mr. Christopher! You beat me to the punch! I had a feeling someone would this year, since we actually get to be together on the big day for the first time this year, & there's morning merriment to be had & all, so no complaints.

    So of course I'm adding my happy birthday wishes to the mix, but with a twist. This is, my friends, Mast's Last Birthday. ON Christmas, that is. At least as long as *I* have anything to do with it. You see, as many of you have pointed out, having to share your birthday with the biggest attention hog in the history of history is a total curse for any kid. Mast can literally count on one hand the number of actual birthday parties he has had in his life. Even people that I know whose parents are more vigilant about at least trying to make the day special - it's just not the same. You don't get a special day of your own no matter what. You get "combination" presents, you get a cake later in the day when everyone's already wiped out and stuffed full of food, it just . . .sucks.

    So I heard about a solution. My mom knows someone who was born on Christmas, but celebrates not when she turns 25, 26, 27, and so forth - she celebrates when she turns 25 1/2, 26 1/2, 27 1/2 - on JUNE 25th. And I think it's a capital idea.

    So come June 25th this year, I'm starting a new tradition and throwing him the best summer BBQ party that I can. Those of you in the area who want to help me kick off this inaugural feast, jump out of a cake, bring libations, and what have you, we'll talk (I'll need an extra hand with a two-month-old by then, after all).

    I hereby decree that June 25th shall be Masty's Special Day henceforth.


    But still: For today, baby, Happy Birthday. I love you. And so does a little someone else.
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    Happy birthday to a real funny guy...a true nut (I mean that in a good way)...

    Take care and have a great day dude.

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