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    Default Ha ha ha, idiot.

    So, one of my reg's just called and yelled at me. Woke me up from a pretty nice nap too. He went in on friday and sat for 3 hours without ever even asking a waitress to come and get me. He says he saw me twice and that I walked right past him, but I didn't see him at all. He's been randomly just giving me money for no reason for a while now, so I guess he feels like I should say how high when ever he says jump. He's got another thing comming. Asa matter of fact, he didn't even call and tell me he was going to be comming in on fri. Whatever. He's an idiot.

    He's teh same one that I made a post in body buisness a few months ago about. How after having food poisoning for 9 days, which he knew about, tells me that I've lost too much weight and went from like a ten to I think it was a 7 or 8.
    He also bitched that I never made him a birthday cake- which he pretty much came riight out and asked me to, it wasn't my idea at all, and had he not been just giving me so much money, I wouldn't have agreed. Anyway, aboput the cake, that was right before finals, and then I got sick with something else after, so this was just a couple of weeks ago. He actually called me a liar becaus eI said I'd make him a cake and then didn't. I told him when was I supposed to have the time between finals and being sick - which was extended by my taking the morning afetr pill which f'ed up my tummy, but anyway, it's been about 2 whole weeks. So I say I don't appreciate being called a liar, and he goes "I don't need this, bye." Yeah, I'll miss your money, but I doubt I'll miss you. So long asshole.
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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    What an ass. Sounds like he was more trouble than he was worth anyways. Customers are like buses-in 5 minutes, another one will come along.






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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    yikes, I've had a few like that. They promise you the world (and you never get it) but if you aren't at their beck and call and do whatever crazy scheme they come up, they think You are the evil one.
    Screw you! I want my world!
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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    Fawn, feel pity for him actually. He seems like he doesn't have much of a life if he asked for so much. I wouldn't even have said I would bake him a cake.. WTF? I'm a stripper, you are a customer.. and that is it! I might buy you a drink however don't expect a gift of anything more than that from me!!

    I agree with you. You'll miss the money, you won't miss him.. and anyway..

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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    And this, m'dear, is why he has to pay a woman for company.

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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    ^LOL!

    I hate drama customers like that.
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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    "I don't need this, bye."

    As he rides away into the sunset on his drama llama.

    Weirdo for freaking out over the cake.
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    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    The nerve of the guys that hold their money over our heads like that. What they don't understand is there's another guy right behind him ready to throw his money at you. Peace!

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    He woke you up ON CHRISTMAS??????? What a big sack of stank ass donkey shit.

    Fuck a whole bunch of THAT. You SHOULD get him a present. A tiara so he can play drama queen with the correct accessories.

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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    Haha, asking for a cake, what a loser. An ex of mine had a RIL who bought his own Birthday card 'from her' and brought it in, so she could sign it.

    Good riddance, there will be plenty more where he came from.
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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    Some of these guys just get too involved.

    He tried to graduate you from stripper to rent-a-wife. Uh uh.
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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    ahahahahah "drama llama"

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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    Bake him a cake? WTF You should have told him that you're a stripper NOT Betty Crocker!

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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    Uhh..
    Good riddens. You don't need him money _that_ bad if hes going to be like that.

    Hes a mind fuckerr.

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    Default Re: Ha ha ha, idiot.

    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    As he rides away into the sunset on his drama llama.
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious! I'm stealing it!

    This thread is cracking me up.
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