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    Soooo, this is a good one.

    I have my friends and family over, we're all having a happy dysfunctional time, and as we're eating ,we're all talking about what we are so grateful for. And my neighbor says "ya know, I'm just so happy that everyone I know is healthy, ya know? I mean, sure times are tough, but at least none of us has Lupus or anything." She's sitting next to my MIL, (who by the way, was the character study for "monster-in-law") and the MIL says *clears throat* "I have Lupus."

    DEAD SILENCE.


    The other neighbor says "Well.....at least no one here is blind." Looks at the MIL "you're not blind are you?"


    I laughed. I couldn't help it. I laughed right out loud! I was too funny! The look on my neighbors face, the look on the MIL's face and my hubby siting there waiting for the bomb to go off.


    So, any of you have any funny "horror" stories to share?




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    That is the best holiday story ever.

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    We had one just today .

    At Brad's family's house for dinner. After dinner they start looking at old pictures.

    Brad's SIL pulls out an old pic of Brad's half-brother and exclaims how much their youngest daughter resembles him as a child, then says:

    "I can't believe your father doesn't think she's yours!"...right in front of the kid!!!

    Instant fireworks, lol! And I thought it was going to be boring!

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    My mother once outed my cousin at Thanksgiving.

    "I'm sure she will find a good woman someday" In response to someone wondering when the cousin was going to get married.
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
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    Tis the season

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    My boyfriend was on the phone today explaining to whom I thought his mother that he got me a Magic Bullet for christmas. I overheard this and yelled "tell her it's the food processor and not the sex toy!!" I then hear him launch into an explanation of what the sex toy is. Okay... I was surprised his mother didn't know because she's pretty normal and knows about those sorts of things.

    He hangs up the phone a few minutes later and says "That was my grandmother!" So yeah... he had to explain to his 80 year old grandmother what this sex toy was. His grandmother does NOT talk about sex... ever. Merry F-ing Christmas, gram!!
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    ^^^hahaha, lucky it was the food processor then! :-D

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