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    The Beauty of Numbers!

    1 x 8 + 1 = 9
    12 x 8 + 2 = 98
    123 x 8 + 3 = 987
    1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
    12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
    123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
    1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
    12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
    123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

    1 x 9 + 2 = 11
    12 x 9 + 3 = 111
    123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
    1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
    12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
    123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
    1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
    12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
    123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

    9 x 9 + 7 = 88
    98 x 9 + 6 = 888
    987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
    9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
    98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
    987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
    9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
    98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

    Brilliant, isn't it?

    And look at this symmetry:

    1 x 1 = 1
    11 x 11 = 121
    111 x 111 = 12321
    1111 x 1111 = 1234321
    11111 x 11111 = 123454321
    111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
    1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
    11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
    111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

    Now, take a look at this...

    101%

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

    What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER
    100%.

    How about ACHIEVING 101%?

    What equals 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these
    questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 1 7 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    If:

    H-A-R-D- W-O-R- K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And:

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But:

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

    L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

    12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%
    lethalsoul

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    interesting...
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    That was cool. But, I am disappointed. Really the only way to achieve 101% is to involve God?
    I'm screwed.

    Need to go figure out another mathmatical way to 101%

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    Ouch.... numbers make my head spin.

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    Default Re: The Beauty of Numbers!

    But

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

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    Sorry, I've seen this before but it never impressed me as clever. Actually, it scares me that someone might think this means something or is clever. Actually I know someone who does and wow, I wish I could throw some cold water in their face! It's mix of hand waving irrelevancy (hey look at the nifty trick my left hand is doing) followed by a careful selection of letters that are hardly universally applicable (try this in Cyrllic, Japanese, Hebrew, or so many other languages that do, or don't happen to use our Roman character set) and these combos don't work. In fact with just a tiny amount of effort you can come up with English words that include "hate", "devil", "kill" and any words you want really to equal whatever percentage, meaning what??? meaning nothing to me.

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    well call me cheesy but I think it's neat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    Sorry, I've seen this before but it never impressed me as clever. Actually, it scares me that someone might think this means something or is clever. Actually I know someone who does and wow, I wish I could throw some cold water in their face! It's mix of hand waving irrelevancy (hey look at the nifty trick my left hand is doing) followed by a careful selection of letters that are hardly universally applicable (try this in Cyrllic, Japanese, Hebrew, or so many other languages that do, or don't happen to use our Roman character set) and these combos don't work. In fact with just a tiny amount of effort you can come up with English words that include "hate", "devil", "kill" and any words you want really to equal whatever percentage, meaning what??? meaning nothing to me.
    Well.

    Obviously those other languages are the work of the devil.

    I find the number mixing humorous.

    I find rabid anti-religion hilarious. "They said God! They said God!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deogol View Post
    I find rabid anti-religion hilarious. "They said God! They said God!"
    It's not anti-religion. It's rabid anti-nonsense

    Putting the word "God" into a sentence does not act as a magic talisman to change nonsense into sense. Being afraid to call out nonsense though because the word "God" appears in there, well, yes that is priceless humor.

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    IF:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 1 7 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. then

    L-E-M-M-Y is
    12+5+13+13+25=68
    M-O-T-O-R-H-E-A-D IS
    13+15+20+15+18+8+5+1+4=99
    G-O-D is
    7+15+4= 26
    therefore proving that motorhead and lemmy are greater than god!

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    Quote Originally Posted by umcpgator View Post
    But

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
    lmao!!!

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    gah. what's the point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    IF:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 1 7 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. then

    L-E-M-M-Y is
    12+5+13+13+25=68
    M-O-T-O-R-H-E-A-D IS
    13+15+20+15+18+8+5+1+4=99
    G-O-D is
    7+15+4= 26
    therefore proving that motorhead and lemmy are greater than god!
    I could have told you that! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    That was cool. But, I am disappointed. Really the only way to achieve 101% is to involve God?
    I'm screwed.

    Need to go figure out another mathmatical way to 101%
    L-O-V-E-O-F-D-O-Gworks, too!

    Now you can get to 101% with dog's help

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    Quote Originally Posted by umcpgator View Post
    But

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%




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    Quote Originally Posted by zxcire View Post
    gah. what's the point?
    ? But it is obvious isn't it?

    For example -

    HARDWORK

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

    then you come up with some other words, like this:

    WELFARECHECK

    23+5+12+6+1+18+5+3+8+5+3+11=100%

    Thus proving that it is better to collect a welfare check than to work hard. See? It's all based on the beauty of numbers.

    (p.s., being the lazy type, I took out 2 minutes to write a quick computer program that let's me enter any words, add up the character values, and emit the numbers with + signs between them Proving that I am bored out of my mind tonight!!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by lethalsoul View Post
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    Yeah I wonder what they were doing during math class all those years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umcpgator View Post
    But

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
    ...and

    G U L L I B I L I T Y
    7 21 12 12 9 2 9 12 9 20 25 = 138%

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    0+0=0
    00+0=0
    000+0=0
    0000+0=0
    00000+0=0
    Beautiful!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    IF:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 1 7 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. then

    L-E-M-M-Y is
    12+5+13+13+25=68
    M-O-T-O-R-H-E-A-D IS
    13+15+20+15+18+8+5+1+4=99
    G-O-D is
    7+15+4= 26
    therefore proving that motorhead and lemmy are greater than god!
    There is no greater truth than what has been spoken by Blade....You be da man!

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