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    How the fuck do you do it? How do you walk in those things? I'm to understand high heels are tough, but jesus jacks those things are crazy. What do you do? Put all your wieght on you, like, big toe or something?

    Seriously, how do you manage to not fall on your ass? Cuz if i stood up on some stilts like that my ass would be on the floor.

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    Note: Not asking for a how-to, just a how-the-smokey-fuck?

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    Firstly the heel is not really as high as it appears to be. It may be 7 inches but the platform is also 2.5 inches so the actual height that the girl is standing on is not as extreme as it seems.

    Secondly they are made for dancing and they are really comfortable. They have a thick sole that cushions your heel. All the new girls who start out dancing in regular heels end up with really sore feet and once they get a pair of dancer shoes they realise the difference.
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    Easy, we do it by stepping on the souls of downtrodden men.


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    Pardon, sweets, but men have no souls. We even have our own heaven, just like dogs. But our heaven is better, since we have a stripper factory and a beer volcano.

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    How do you think you're paying for that stripper factory in heaven? Cloudcash? Holynotes? That's how those stripper factory strippers wear those heels. With your soles...souls.


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    LOL!!

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    Very...carefully...?

    I put one foot before the other. Lather, rinse, repeat ad nauseaum.

    Though I found seven inch heels are a lot easier to walk in than sixes.

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    I get asked that all the time. I honestly think I could hop-scotch in them. Wait... I do that sometimes on stage. When I'm not getting tipped.

    Do ya wanna pair of training heels for next Christmas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Do ya wanna pair of training heels for next Christmas?

    I figured i'd get hassled with that. Har-de-har-har-har.

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    It just takes practice. Walk around the house a bit Madcap and you'll be strutting in your stripper shoes in no time

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    You're funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    You're funny.
    But theres a happy party in my head right now picturing you walking around in stripper shoes.




    And a pink thong.



    happy dreams tonight..oh yes...

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    Thats so wrong... Can i be part os a DIFFERENT fantasy of yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Thats so wrong... Can i be part os a DIFFERENT fantasy of yours?
    You are part of many fantasies. Thats just tonights.

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    Default Re: Stripper shoes...?

    Um, um, um.... What the hell do i say to that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Um, um, um.... What the hell do i say to that?
    You say "thank you very much"...then you go put on your pink thong

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    Look, i ask a girl to dance for me and 8 times outta ten first thing she does is take the damned shoes off. All of a sudden i'm looking down at her. Then insert dances here and once we are done she's suddenly grown a foot. It's one bizarre thing about being a custie.

    If i'm asking a weird question, tell me and i'll shut up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Look, i ask a girl to dance for me and 8 times outta ten first thing she does is take the damned shoes off. All of a sudden i'm looking down at her. Then insert dances here and once we are done she's suddenly grown a foot. It's one bizarre thing about being a custie.

    If i'm asking a weird question, tell me and i'll shut up.
    I always take the shoes off when I'm doing a friction dance. For several reasons...not the least of which being that they hurt my feet and I take any excuse to take them off! Plus I dont have to worry about accidentally stabbing a guy in the foot with my heel if our feet cross, putting holes in the couch if I put my foot up on it...etc..etc...

    And my shoes slide on the floor when i'm trying to dance so I give a much better dance in bare feet.

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    ^^
    we arent allowed to take our shoes off during dances, club rules. I can see howit would be much easier to do so tho. My shoes have injured a few people.
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Haha, Madcap I find it hilarious that youve been on this board for so many years now but have only just asked this question!

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    Drunk... yes that is how we do it... drunk..

    Actually honestly for the life of me I can't figure out how girls dance in those huge ass platforms... i've tried many times and I face plant every time.

    I like my 4 1/2 inch heels with a 1/2 inch platform. I can dance fast, I can do my gymnastics in them(cartwheels/roundoffs n what not) I can do my spins and dance routine and be comfy and I don't face plant

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    ^^
    we arent allowed to take our shoes off during dances, club rules. I can see howit would be much easier to do so tho. My shoes have injured a few people.
    We aren't either I wish we were.

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    Why would it be against club rules to dance without shoes?

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    Um... nasty ass floors? Cuts? Just like it would be against the law to be shoesless in any public bar/establishment?

    Makes sense.


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