Okay, so I've had a bad couple of days with my wallet and car key getting stolen and the people who installed my car alarm fucking up my glovebox and air... So, I went in to work tonight knowing that if some PL was an asshole to me, he'd end up a very sorry asshole.
I'm really not a mean person. It takes a lot to get me to yell or spew names. So, this scenario is pretty evil of me.![]()
I work at a "modeling studio". It's basically a peepshow with two girls working at a time. The girls take turns going out first when a guy walks into the lobby. She sells them and then takes them back for their show.
So, this guy walks in. He asks, "Is Sssssssssssssssssscindy here?" I was like, "Um, no..." and I ask the other girl (who has been there for years) about a "Cindy". She tells the guy that there was never a Cindy working there and when he saw her last. He says that it was two hours ago (this other girl and I had been there all night). She tells him this, and he says that he was "just kidding". So, then he says that he wants to get a show from me and the other girl leaves. Then, the scenario is like this:
PL: Can I get a blowjob for $200?
Me. No. We don't do blowjobs here.
PL: What? For $200! C'mon!
Me: We don't do blowjobs here. *angry face*
PL: Ah, c'mon! Cindy did it. (This was after it was verified that there was no "Cindy" of course)
Me: Well! Maybe that's why Cindy doesn't work here! She got fired for giving $200 blowjobs!
PL: *in hushed voice* Why you gotta be so loud?
Me: WHAT? *cups ear*
PL: *in even more hushed voice* Shhhh! Why you gotta be so loud?
Me: *stage whisper* Oh, well, okay... Then, WE DON'T DO BLOWJOBS HERE!!!!
PL: Fine *turns to leave* Well, what about $250?
Me: *loudly* WE DON'T DO BLOWJOBS HERE! *makes shooing motions for him to get the fuck out*
The dude ran out with his brand new asshole and his tail between his legs. Dude, I was pissed at the time but it's funny now.Like, if a girl says that she doesn't want to put your disgusting penis in her mouth, $50 ain't gonna change her mind. Seriously. That wouldn't cover getting my nails done.



Like, if a girl says that she doesn't want to put your disgusting penis in her mouth, $50 ain't gonna change her mind. Seriously. That wouldn't cover getting my nails done.
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I actually whacked someone over the head with my hand bag last night, he had just been asking me if I would have sex with him to which I replied, "Are you telling me I look like a hooker?" That didn't go down so well so we had a little argument. As i was walking away the fucker grabs my ass so I whipped round and caught him on the side of the head with my bag, (its got hard casing so I think I hurt him a bit.) Then the wrath of jenny came out, it was a really slow night and I just wasn't in the mood for it, the poor guy didn't know what hit him. Don't think hes gonna be feelin any more strippers asses for a while.

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