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    Okay, so I've had a bad couple of days with my wallet and car key getting stolen and the people who installed my car alarm fucking up my glovebox and air... So, I went in to work tonight knowing that if some PL was an asshole to me, he'd end up a very sorry asshole.

    I'm really not a mean person. It takes a lot to get me to yell or spew names. So, this scenario is pretty evil of me.

    I work at a "modeling studio". It's basically a peepshow with two girls working at a time. The girls take turns going out first when a guy walks into the lobby. She sells them and then takes them back for their show.

    So, this guy walks in. He asks, "Is Sssssssssssssssssscindy here?" I was like, "Um, no..." and I ask the other girl (who has been there for years) about a "Cindy". She tells the guy that there was never a Cindy working there and when he saw her last. He says that it was two hours ago (this other girl and I had been there all night). She tells him this, and he says that he was "just kidding". So, then he says that he wants to get a show from me and the other girl leaves. Then, the scenario is like this:

    PL: Can I get a blowjob for $200?
    Me. No. We don't do blowjobs here.
    PL: What? For $200! C'mon!
    Me: We don't do blowjobs here. *angry face*
    PL: Ah, c'mon! Cindy did it. (This was after it was verified that there was no "Cindy" of course)
    Me: Well! Maybe that's why Cindy doesn't work here! She got fired for giving $200 blowjobs!
    PL: *in hushed voice* Why you gotta be so loud?
    Me: WHAT? *cups ear*
    PL: *in even more hushed voice* Shhhh! Why you gotta be so loud?
    Me: *stage whisper* Oh, well, okay... Then, WE DON'T DO BLOWJOBS HERE!!!!
    PL: Fine *turns to leave* Well, what about $250?
    Me: *loudly* WE DON'T DO BLOWJOBS HERE! *makes shooing motions for him to get the fuck out*


    The dude ran out with his brand new asshole and his tail between his legs. Dude, I was pissed at the time but it's funny now. Like, if a girl says that she doesn't want to put your disgusting penis in her mouth, $50 ain't gonna change her mind. Seriously. That wouldn't cover getting my nails done.
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    Default Re: Idiot

    Thats a great reaction. hahaahahaha! he sooo deserved that!!!




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    Hehe, the part that makes it great is that he was truly humiliated. Seriously. There's a street called "El Cajon Blvd" in San Diego that is famous for it's street walkers. In fact, I've actually given some PL directions there before when he wouldn't shut up about me meeting him OTC. He got embarrassed, too.
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    You go girl, he deserved it. I can get like this too with custys, esp. recently when I've been in such a bad mood. My tolerence for bullshit is just non existant at the moment.



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    I always tell them to go to TJ but they might come back with more than satisfaction.

    Ya know I think I've seen that guy?! I've had a guy come in and ask for Cindy before. He actually argued with me that Cindy was there recently like the previous shift or something or last week. Like I was lying or something. I wanted to cut him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Polekitten View Post
    You go girl, he deserved it. I can get like this too with custys, esp. recently when I've been in such a bad mood. My tolerence for bullshit is just non existant at the moment.
    I'm thankful I'm not the only one.

    Gimme a High Five girl... that was awesome. What an asshat. Seriously.

    It can bother me sometimes.. so I say to them when they proposition me for a Blow Job or any other sexual service (and not even going for a dance mind you!)....

    "You are in a STRIP club ! Which part of STRIP club did you not hear me say? Besides, if I wanted to do that why would I be working in a STRIP club. There are more than enough escorts and brothels around on the Coast. Go harass a taxi driver for recommendations."

    then I walk away and don't bother looking back (as such)...


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    Default Re: Idiot

    You totally crack me up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    I'm thankful I'm not the only one.

    Gimme a High Five girl... that was awesome. What an asshat. Seriously.

    It can bother me sometimes.. so I say to them when they proposition me for a Blow Job or any other sexual service (and not even going for a dance mind you!)....

    "You are in a STRIP club ! Which part of STRIP club did you not hear me say? Besides, if I wanted to do that why would I be working in a STRIP club. There are more than enough escorts and brothels around on the Coast. Go harass a taxi driver for recommendations."

    then I walk away and don't bother looking back (as such)...
    I actually whacked someone over the head with my hand bag last night, he had just been asking me if I would have sex with him to which I replied, "Are you telling me I look like a hooker?" That didn't go down so well so we had a little argument. As i was walking away the fucker grabs my ass so I whipped round and caught him on the side of the head with my bag, (its got hard casing so I think I hurt him a bit.) Then the wrath of jenny came out, it was a really slow night and I just wasn't in the mood for it, the poor guy didn't know what hit him. Don't think hes gonna be feelin any more strippers asses for a while.



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    I've actually been tempted to do the trick mermaidnz did once.

    When they ask do I give Blow Jobs? Say YES. Get the money up-front. Tell him to meet me at the bar... and then in front of him order a "blow job" .....

    Then when he gets irate at me for "ripping him off" (I don't see it that way, I see it as punishment, aka "asshole tax") I will act all dumb... and say... "You asked if I could give you a Blow Job.. and that is a Blow Job... and I'm giving it to you.. "

    Unfortunately, I work in the type of club where I would get my ass kicked and/or fired for doing it. I so so so so so want to do it!!!


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