if you could build your own strip club and own it, what would you want to be in it? details. Poles, showers? a nice set up for the dancers? vip and champagne room? table dances? details details details!
if you could build your own strip club and own it, what would you want to be in it? details. Poles, showers? a nice set up for the dancers? vip and champagne room? table dances? details details details!
It definately have a fair commission policy. I don't mind having to pay club fees but I'm fed up having to pay extortionate fees when the club is half empty. Also, there would be a decent heating and air con system. Our club is either freezing or roasting, leaving me with a constant cough. There would be large, clean dressing room with lots of mirrors and a locker or each girl. Showers and a tanning bed would be good too as well as nice clean toilets which always have paper which we would not have to share with the bar staff. Theres more stuff I would want but they're not comming to mind right now. Will post again later.
It's simple really...I sit around looking cute and topless and men give me loads of money for looking good.
It's true. It would be wonderful.





I'm with zxcire .... I can adapt and "put up with" the short comings of a strip club if the club has QUALITY customers within and thus a good consistent amount of income for me plus management that aren't asses (they actually KNOW what they are doing, are actually professional, etc).
A strip club where I rock up each night, they have a make up artist and hair stylist for me, custom made dancer wear (from g-string, bras to gowns etc), I can be paid to do stage shows as well as heaps of quality customers thus a good consistent amount of money for me to earn each time I work (and not high fees nor heaps of fines etc). Plus not going full nude on stage for no tips! Going topless for free is one thing.... going nude for free is another...
Otherwise, everything else is just "cream on the cake" as such!
Oh yeah and the dancers (my co-workers) get along pretty much, are professional, and fun.... and this extends to all the other staff as well now that I think about it.. a fun relaxed working environment.
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brass poles, 1.75 width. No house fee on slower nights. I don't mind paying it, but when I'm paying over half my income and walking out with minimum wage in tips... NOT acceptable. Professional management, clean spacious dressing rooms with good lighting.
Full nude, light one way contact dances, and a strict "no extras" policy that gets thoroughly enforced. Bouncers that genuinely keep an eye on things, and discusshow you want various infractions handled, in advance(IE let me warn him the first time, the second time you can come up and see if i want help) VIP room or champagne room for selling blocks of time. Clean bathroom with toilet paper, no broken stall doors, or sharing it with female custies.
Thinking of female custys... very few of them, only hte ones who genuinely spend.. None of that passive agressive jealous girlfriend bull.
I'm sure i'll think of other things later.





Sounds like my club, Needtodance. Except the female customers, we let them in here, but they tend to tip really well and participate in a good way. Jealousy doesn't go over well in Key West, lol.
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I would have a club that caters to the subcultures....require tattoos for all the dancers (they would all have to have the Suicide Girl look), decorate the place in red velvet and black leather, have biker night, a s&m/fetish night, and play nothing but kick-ass industrial, punk rock and metal. I would also like to have burlesque troops come and put on shows. I would want it to be topless only, couch dances, definately a CR...only my version would have a giant martini glass filled with water and suds. Customers could pay for a girl to get in it and do a Dita Von Teese type private show. I would have a full kitchen that served food until 2 a.m. and a sushi bar that opened on weekends.
Ok I am getting carried away here.....
Hmmm. Well.....All I ask for from the Strip Club God is one with no Drama whatsoever. I know wishfull thinking.
Pretty club, clean, with a large, well-lit dressing room. A good DJ, highly attentive bouncers, good managers who respect the dancers. Low tipouts and no house fee. Fully nude, with booze, and a clientele that likes to get lapdances. Reasonably priced lap dances and the house doesn't take a cut. Nice big stage with two spinning poles. Friendly, cool dancers who get along with each other and don't mess with each other's stuff. Oh, and put this club in a beautiful location where I can go hiking on my days off.
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one where the toilets for the dancers are as nice and well kept as the toilets for the customers. oh and tipping dollars for the stage... for those of us in places without small notes.
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Where the bouncers are on the ball, helpful and actually do their job. We have one bouncer in our place who is about 6'5 tall and the same across the way. I think he used to be a boxer but hes put on so much weight that it takes him about a half hour to get across the club. I've never seen him actually throw anyone out. If he wanted to do some dmage to anyone he'd probably have more luck sitting on them than trying to hit them. Hes a big old softie and a lovely guy but can we please get some bouncers who are actually able to do their job?


I like CherryBomb954's idea..
If you are timid enough to stop at what is natural, then nature will elude your grasp forever.
Marquis de Sade



A work in progress... $13 weekend house fee, $9 weeknight, $5 Sun. & Mon. dancers make there own schedule 4 nights required with 5th night getting a discounted house and 6th free. Staff works hard for dancers ie; get food, tampons, sewing kits, fake nail's and whatever. Tight security, no extras to compete with ect... only keep real dancers no trouble makers or crackheads so everyones stuff is safe and areas are respected. I need a better pole the one I got is too thin and it spin's I'd like to get the girls a second one that is standard brass. I'm waiting for my neighbor's to move out so I can expand to make a bigger dressing room with a shower and washer/drier and add a VIP room. I thought things would go faster but after 7 years I'm still trying to fix things. It will come. It's not all candy kisses but the house is less then half of any competition in the area with as strong a customer base. We probably average 20% female customer base with 90% or more being ideal customers, the kind that tip and buy dances not the ones that you wanna kill, them we remove without hesitation.





A huge club near Union Sq. in NYC. The dancers don't wear gowns unless they want to. The idea is for custies to have fun, be entertained, and have a good time rather than spend a small fortune for a stupid bottle of booze (better to spend it on the dancers). There would be ATM's and no funny money. There would be plenty of security and bouncers.
Dancers would be happy rather than snooty. It would just be a better atmosphere.
There would be a variety of girls, all shapes, sizes, races, with tattoos, with purple hair, girls that aren't anorexic, girls that are short, pin-up types with pale pale skin, voluptuous girls with curves.
The songs would be 4 minutes max. Floor work would be allowed. Nudity would be allowed. Stage tipping would be encouraged.
The number of girls working on a given night would be capped at a reasonable number...










I could only work at a club four nights per week if they were short shifts (5 hours) and/or there was no touching in the lap dances and tipping on the stage is allowed (thus I'm allowed to hustle for stage tips)...... and the money was consistent.
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Same here. Four is my absolute max to work. I'm doing it at the mo to save up but to work this much indefinately would kill me.
Only a few more weeks until I get to work in happy easy Key West. It's so nice when I can actually look forward to making money AND having fun at work!!!
I dont know if we are going to take a night off since we are only there for 6 days and I think we're all hurting for cash....but hopefully you'll come in and say hi and meet the other girls. Trust me...you will be BLOWN away by their beauty...I pick good ones!
My dream club....no schedule..you can come and go as you please...work 1 hour or 12 hours with no penalties.
Staff actualy listens to you and protects you(I pretty much have that here and I like it)
A place where they are tough on the important shit like blatent drug use or prostitution...but dont care what you wear or check your fingernails or nitpick about stupid shit
Tanning bed and shower would be lovely
Since it's a dream...an on staff massuese that is paid by the club so we can get free massages(with tips...I'm not THAT cheap) whenever we need them
Nice looking club that ADVERTISES and brings in a good amount of GOOD customers
Parking specifically for dancers in the back so it's harder for custies to notice what car you drive
NO DRAMA
Free drinks for the girls if we want one(to a point...if someone abuses it and gets hammered every day she gets cut off)...actually...we kind of have this too at my club depending on what manager is working
ANY girl caught wearing excessive lotion or oil gets fired immediately (since I have permanent nerve damage behind my eye triggering migraines for the rest of my life beause of one cunt who greased herself up)
When you give a guy a deal...take it out of the CLUBS cut...not mine( in my club...if a guy does multiple champagne rooms, they shave $100 off each room after the first unless he wants another bottle....I didnt agree to that. Why should I have to pay for it??)
When a girl is in a champange room...a bouncer is assigned to hav his eyes GLUED on a security camera so the second he tries something they can get back there instead of me having to shove my thumbs in his trachea...one thing I really like about my Key West Club
DONT tell me I HAVE to take anything off. I dont care if it IS my last song....if nobody is tipping...they dont get to see free vag. When people are tipping....I am more then happy to spread the pink taco. NOT FOR FREE
Smoking...I know most of you woud love a non smoking club...but I've gotten a LOT of dances by using my cigs as props.
A HUGE dressing room with a chair and lighted vanity mirror for all the girls.I worked at once club in Syracuse that had this and it was delightful
A bathroom JUST for dancers...no female custies cornering you..no bathroom
attendant making you feel like you have to pay to piss at your own job
I'll take a higher house fee over taking a portion of every dance.
A DJ that understands that "hard rock..the faster the better..anything from AC/DC to Manson...and you can throw in some Christina aguleira or Pink" ESPECIALLY when I give you a damn CD...do NOT play me Britney and techno because that what YOU decided I should dance to.Piss of an play what I want or you will NOT get tipped.I make your job SUPER easy...I even bring in a CD when i know i'll be working with a new Dj. cant get any easier then that
On the DJ rant...do NOT...I repeat do NOT hint that guys will get laid. Do NOT refer to us as "meat" "look at all that PRIME female meat up on that stage" ..I almost killed that guy. Do NOT act like you are god almighty and we are just lowly dancers who must bend to your will. I WILL make you see the error of your ways.
I'll think of more later
I want my own strip clubone day...
Haha, from the sounds of things... Everyone should get together and open a big Stripperwebs SC together!
*a nice dressing room with tanning booths, ample seating and mirror space, smoking and drinking allowed, two make up artists and hair dressers so you don't have to wait in line forever
*a washer/dryer and a nice house mom with tons of shit
*nice staff
*upscale clientelle
*Many different levels of VIP
*good lighting, dark but not so dark I start seeing trails...
*fair fees
*a dancer store like we have at Og's and Spearmint so i can buy clothes





I notice that quite a few of you girls said your dream club would be full nude- why is that? I've never worked nude before, is it better somehow than topless?





For me it is only because it is the predominant form and nature of a strip club in Australia. Thus I am so used to working full nude. I would feel like a fish out of water in a topless only club.. even in an air dance club! I prefer to do full nude lap dances with one way (dancer to customer) contact. If any customer to dancer contact is allowed it is only allowed on the neck, shoulders, back, feet and hands on the hips.
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i danced at a pasties club once. i hated it. everywhere else has been full nude (not nude lap dances though). i never got why so many girls think topless=classier. but then again our clubs here (in baltimore at least, not my club) can be full nude on stage, serve alcohol, and do lap dances (not air dances). i guess that isnt the norm in the us.
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