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    Here are some amusing and relevant New Year quotes from various personalities. Please share others that you might know of...

    "I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me."
    - Anais Nin

    "New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."
    - Mark Twain

    "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
    - James Agate

    "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
    - Bill Vaughan

    "A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."
    - Anonymous

    "From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining."
    - Leonard Bernstein

    "Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution."
    - Jay Leno

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    Default Re: New Year Quotes

    Those are great.

    This one made me laugh.

    "A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."
    - Anonymous

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    "The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."

    - P. J. O'Rourke

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