Here are some amusing and relevant New Year quotes from various personalities. Please share others that you might know of...![]()
"I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me."
- Anais Nin
"New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."
- Mark Twain
"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
- James Agate
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
- Bill Vaughan
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."
- Anonymous
"From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining."
- Leonard Bernstein
"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution."
- Jay Leno



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