, OK, we've seen stock market predictions vs who wins SB charts, etc. What follows are my predictions for NFC playoffs, based solely on strength of playoff team cities stripclubs (combination of number/quality of clubs, mileage, venues available, etc). Here goes Round One:
1) Washington Redskins vs Seattle Seahawks: Neither city has very many stripclubs(11, 9, resp.) Washington has edge in alcohol/ eye candy factor, but Seattle has edge in mileage/contact. This is a "contact" sport. SEAHAWKS by 6.
2) Jacksonville Jaguars vs Pittsburgh Steelers: Jacksonville has 22 clubs (3 meaningful tuscl reviewed above 7 score), Pittsburgh has 4 clubs (1 tuscl score above 7). JAGS by 10.
3) NY Giants vs Tampa Bay Bucs: WHAT!! Tampa, home of full contact nude lapdances vs NY home of $15-$20 drinks and high (some as high as $50!!) cover charges, mostly topless venues??? No Fu*^#ng Contest! BUCS by 14!!
4) TN Titans vs San Diego Chargers: San Diego has 17 clubs, Nashville 6 clubs, but the later may have a bit more contact. Still, Adelitas across the border hard to ignore . CHARGERS by 3 (last second 50 yd. field goal).
Pls feel free to post predictions based on your experience/knowledge of applicable stripclub cities![]()



, OK, we've seen stock market predictions vs who wins SB charts, etc. What follows are my predictions for NFC playoffs, based solely on strength of playoff team cities stripclubs (combination of number/quality of clubs, mileage, venues available, etc). Here goes Round One:
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, I would have picked them over the Pats.
However, Providence (a legit Pats fan base) has some highly rated stripclubs. (Implies long bomb to Randy Moss, or a "gift" from Pats defense). But, large no. of NYC clubs implies long time of possession, Providence help not enough here. GIANTS by 1.

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