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    Default NFC Playoff Results vs Strength of Stripclub City "Predictions?

    , OK, we've seen stock market predictions vs who wins SB charts, etc. What follows are my predictions for NFC playoffs, based solely on strength of playoff team cities stripclubs (combination of number/quality of clubs, mileage, venues available, etc). Here goes Round One:

    1) Washington Redskins vs Seattle Seahawks: Neither city has very many stripclubs(11, 9, resp.) Washington has edge in alcohol/ eye candy factor, but Seattle has edge in mileage/contact. This is a "contact" sport. SEAHAWKS by 6.

    2) Jacksonville Jaguars vs Pittsburgh Steelers: Jacksonville has 22 clubs (3 meaningful tuscl reviewed above 7 score), Pittsburgh has 4 clubs (1 tuscl score above 7). JAGS by 10.

    3) NY Giants vs Tampa Bay Bucs: WHAT!! Tampa, home of full contact nude lapdances vs NY home of $15-$20 drinks and high (some as high as $50!!) cover charges, mostly topless venues??? No Fu*^#ng Contest! BUCS by 14!!

    4) TN Titans vs San Diego Chargers: San Diego has 17 clubs, Nashville 6 clubs, but the later may have a bit more contact. Still, Adelitas across the border hard to ignore . CHARGERS by 3 (last second 50 yd. field goal).

    Pls feel free to post predictions based on your experience/knowledge of applicable stripclub cities

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    Lol...cute. I will throw in .02

    Steelers are gonna KILL the Jags. Stripclubs or not in or around Jags area.

    Redskins take their game as well.

    OH don't forget who wins the SB! Do you know that answer? Or at least who is going? Don't forget the AFC!!!!! There is the winner.


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    Default Re: NFC Playoff Results vs Strength of Stripclub City "Predictions?

    just hope your city's game isn't a Saturday night away game. Talk about a cock block.

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    Default Re: NFC Playoff Results vs Strength of Stripclub City "Predictions?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela View Post
    Lol...cute. I will throw in .02



    OH don't forget who wins the SB! Do you know that answer? Or at least who is going? Don't forget the AFC!!!!! There is the winner.

    NFL Playoff Part 2 "Predictions Based On Strength of Teams Stripclubs In City" coming up, but 1st

    Typo correction- Thread SHOULD READ "NFL Playoff Results". Sorry, was distracted looking at Pamelas snake pics they tend to curl up in a "C" rather than "L" shape.

    Predictions, again based SOLELY on perceived strength of stripclubs in applicable teams city. Last round picked 3 of 4 winners, though 1 of winners (Jags) didn't cover spread.

    1) Seahawks vs Packers: Seattle doesn't have that many stripclubs, Green Bay has even less! Milwaukee has a smattering, but they're almost in Chicago Bears territory, so no help there. No clubs in later Top 40 list, while Ricks in Seattle a perrenial Top 40. SEAHAWKS by 10.

    2) Jacksonville vs New England: No real comparison between Jacksonville and Boston clubs. However, Providence is in New England fan territory and has some highly reviewed clubs. PATS by 3.

    3) Chargers vs Colts: San Diego has mostly nude clubs, Indy topless. However, this is a contact sport, Indy wins contact , hands down!! COLTS by 6!!

    4) Giants vs Cowboys: Dallas has density of clubs, and some highly rated/oft reviewed clubs. BDD & Lodge Rocks!!! COWBOYS by 7.

    Again, pls feel free for your "tongue in cheek" predictions based on your club experiences

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    Quote Originally Posted by minnow View Post

    4) TN Titans vs San Diego Chargers: San Diego has 17 clubs, Nashville 6 clubs, but the later may have a bit more contact. Still, Adelitas across the border hard to ignore . CHARGERS by 3 (last second 50 yd. field goal).
    Creeeppppyyy.... Wasn't the end score 6-10 Chargers? (I had to take a shower and get to work, but I know they won) Totally in the last half of the game, too.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Interseting.

    NOW... who goes SB? That is the question. Who wins SB? Better question.

    Watched the games...Giants & Cowboys is going to be a tough one..imho.

    NE, better stop their friggin cheating, now Tom brady cost his team big bucks. Karma maybe....Dunno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Creeeppppyyy.... Wasn't the end score 6-10 Chargers?
    It was 17-6, which makes it even more of a coincidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeganR View Post
    It was 17-6, which makes it even more of a coincidence.
    Wow, you actually noticed coincidence. 2nd round "predictions" flopped" 1 for 3!! Here comes ROUND #3!! Again, based solely on relative strength of stripclubs in teams city.

    NY Giants vs Green Bay Packers: A city with a lot of clubs vs a city with virtually none??? GIANTS by 9

    SD Chargers vs New England Patriots- San Diego having a good number of nude clubs (17), but "low mileage" translates into rolling up more yardage than score. Boston doesn't have that many clubs, or mileage. However, Providence, and some outlying suburbs in Pats fans territory implies that New England will rely on long FG for win. PATS by 1!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by minnow View Post
    Wow, you actually noticed coincidence. 2nd round "predictions" flopped" 1 for 3!! Here comes ROUND #3!! Again, based solely on relative strength of stripclubs in teams city.

    NY Giants vs Green Bay Packers: A city with a lot of clubs vs a city with virtually none??? GIANTS by 9

    SD Chargers vs New England Patriots- San Diego having a good number of nude clubs (17), but "low mileage" translates into rolling up more yardage than score. Boston doesn't have that many clubs, or mileage. However, Providence, and some outlying suburbs in Pats fans territory implies that New England will rely on long FG for win. PATS by 1!!
    Hmm perhaps you are following the wining streak NE has? Based on SC's NE would lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela View Post
    Hmm perhaps you are following the wining streak NE has? Based on SC's NE would lose.
    Pam: Agreed, IF only Boston included. However, Providence is reasonable driving distance from Boston, and has several rave reviews on clubs that suggest that they'd be at least nearly as good as So Fl or Tampa clubs. I put some weighting on that factor. For example, St. Louis has ZERO stripclubs, but just across river on IL side, there are several VERY Good ones. So, I'd tend to pick St Louis Rams in many cases. FYI, if Indy were playing New England, , I would have picked them over the Pats.

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    OK, Round 3, picked both "winners", though the Giants failed to cover the spread.

    ON TO SUPER BOWL; Giants vs Pats- again, predictions based on teams cities relative strength of stripclubs.

    The big disparity between no. of clubs in NY vs Boston should result in a cream job. However, Providence (a legit Pats fan base) has some highly rated stripclubs. (Implies long bomb to Randy Moss, or a "gift" from Pats defense). But, large no. of NYC clubs implies long time of possession, Providence help not enough here. GIANTS by 1.

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