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    my son ate a dog turd.

    yeah, he's definately mommy's special little boy... lol
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    a dead body. No, that's the grossest thing I've ever touched. Felt like lukewarm cat puke. ( why do I think that? i don't know. But you know how when a cat pukes you have to get a papertowel and pick it up and it feels all warm and mushy in your hand? that's what this body felt like. Lukewarm and mushy.)

    ok. Grossest thing I've ever seen....

    When my patient's penis was rotting off.
    ( he pissed and shit in his bed for 4 months and refused to get up, and basicially, he got bed sores, shit got in the bedsores, caused infections...and his penis actually looked like it was rotting off. He died a few weeks later, after he was finally removed from his home)

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    i threw up through my nose a few times. that sucked.

    my ex's catheter when he had spine surgery. for some reason it really disturbed me.
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    Burnt corpses, severed limbs, and shredded meat with some shredded cloth that used to be a living person. Ok with that, the dog eating a turd though makes me gag.

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    I have a strong stomach. I can take bodies and maggots n stuff. However-

    When I was a kid, this kid on the school bus was eating a white bread, baloney and mustard sandwich. He chewed it up to a paste, and spit it on another guy's face, and it kind of globbed onto his glasses and dripped down to the corner of his mouth. It's the most revolting thing I've ever seen, and it made me gag for years just thinking about it.

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    I saw a lot of bed sores and maggots and stuff hen I worked in the ER. Definitely gross.

    The most disturbing thing I ever saw was when I was in the Army, some douchbag Sargent had found an old film (like, 8mm old, black and white and taped together in spots) of someone testing nerve agent on animals. It must have been a bad weather day or something, because showing this to the troops constituted this asshat's idea of "training." It was the same thing, over and over. "This is test #121, effects of nerve gas on two female chickens. This is test #122. effects of nerve gas on two roosters. this is test #123, effects of nerve gas on three chickens . . . . " When they got up to the dogs, I excused myself and hid in the loo.


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    Getting vomited on, a lot, by a friend. Sex during heavy menstruation. Changing a baby who's had a two-hour shit and taken the time to learn how to throw. Forensic evidence of violent death.

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    Back in days of youth, I used to go clubbing with mates. Another friend and I would often crash on the floor of a friends flat because it was easirt than getting a taxi home.

    If we did this, my mate and I would traditionally go and get a Sunday morning McDonalds. I'd get a half-pounder and my friend (being a pig at heart) would get three.

    Once Sunday we'd barely started eating when a drunk tramp at a table a few feet away was seriously sick - projectile vomiting does not describe it.

    Everyone else in the restaraunt decided that continuing to eat in a place seriously covered with puke just wasn't on. Not my friend. He calmly eats all three of his burgers then leaves.

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    When I was at leads festival last year the toilets were beyond disgusting. I can't even think about it or I might spew up my pasta.



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    I have clearly led a more sheltered life than I thought. Some of this stuff will put me off eating all day!!

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    Not one I have persomnally seen, but a friend of mine was a nurse at a hospital.

    He told me that they once brought in an old woman with senile dementia. She'd forgotten to take out her dentures for weeks.

    When they finally removed them, there were tomato seeds sprouting between the dentures and the roof of her mouth.

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    Lots of hospital talk. I'm a Sitter now (have been all over the hospital working) for the various ICU's we have there.

    Death happening is well... not gross but a sick feeling for me to watch go down.

    MY SiSTER. Watched her in the ED from start to end. Left my position at work to be with her, with what we all thought was another round of IV vitamins. Perhaps another stroke happening.
    She coded on us about 2 hours into treatment, and died. Yea that was very very bad for me. Gross... disgusting, yes.

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    Why am I eating while reading this????

    Ok, most disgusting thing I have seen.........

    My bf has some bad poops and when I go into the bathroom after he's shit, there's always little pieces of poop floating around in there. And they're always some weird red color or green. Ok, so that's not as bad as some of yours but I'm sure I'll be back to this thread!

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    I worked in a hospital when I was in college for a while, doing autopsies. I didn't want the job at all, actually, but I needed one pretty badly at the time, and the guy who ran the morgue was one of the coolest people I have ever met in my life. I was expecting some sick, twisted kind of weirdo.

    I saw some very nasty things there.


    Though not as bad, I have seen plenty of customers puke in the clubs I have worked in, and/or the aftermath.

    One guy threw up in the sink, but what was funny is that it appeared as though he had ripped off and swallowed huge chunks of chicken. it looked like a goddamned wolf had thrown up. I came back out and told a few friends and it became the basis of an ongoing joke for months afterwards, we even had a song we played (without, of course, telling the customers what the joke was, that would have been a bit too much).
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    I went into VIP the other night and found a rocks glass with some kind of whitish clear liquid in it. It looked fucking nasty, and I have no clue what it was, but it looked liked .. someone's babies. It freaked me out.
    And I stepped in someone's puke two nights ago.

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    One thing about vomit. If i see it happening or smell it, i vomit. Not sure why. I can't get over that one. Truly gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    I went into VIP the other night and found a rocks glass with some kind of whitish clear liquid in it. It looked fucking nasty, and I have no clue what it was, but it looked liked .. someone's babies. It freaked me out.
    And I stepped in someone's puke two nights ago.
    T/j. I hated it when I had a puppy and I'd get up in the middle of the night to get something to drink, and I'd step right into puppy poop without any socks on. To have that stinky shat in between my toes at 2 am really pissed me off!!! (PCQ stepping in vomit made me think of this!)

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    1. At a Seattle Seahawks game, a woman a few rows above me was downing beers like prohibition was due to come into effect the next day. In the middle of the 3rd quarter, she's being led down the aisle by her friend, hand over her mouth with vomit spraying out her nostrils and leaving a trail down the steps.
    2. While on tour in China, we took a train ride from Canton to Hong Kong. A much needed visit to the rest room caused me to witness one of the worst washrooms I had ever seen. Crap over ever surface including the sink. You could see evidence of crap on the floor being swept into a pile in the corner. Needless to say, I held it for the remainder of the ride.
    3. In Argentina at the dorm I was staying at, long mushrooms growing in the showers. They would be removed by the cleaning staff daily but you'd always find a new batch growing the next morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W View Post
    Not one I have persomnally seen, but a friend of mine was a nurse at a hospital.

    He told me that they once brought in an old woman with senile dementia. She'd forgotten to take out her dentures for weeks.

    When they finally removed them, there were tomato seeds sprouting between the dentures and the roof of her mouth.

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    Ok seriously... I just got goosebumps all over. Holy shitttttttttttttttttttt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    1. At a Seattle Seahawks game, a woman a few rows above me was downing beers like prohibition was due to come into effect the next day. In the middle of the 3rd quarter, she's being led down the aisle by her friend, hand over her mouth with vomit spraying out her nostrils and leaving a trail down the steps.
    2. While on tour in China, we took a train ride from Canton to Hong Kong. A much needed visit to the rest room caused me to witness one of the worst washrooms I had ever seen. Crap over ever surface including the sink. You could see evidence of crap on the floor being swept into a pile in the corner. Needless to say, I held it for the remainder of the ride.
    3. In Argentina at the dorm I was staying at, long mushrooms growing in the showers. They would be removed by the cleaning staff daily but you'd always find a new batch growing the next morning.
    I got a total mental image from #1!!! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    T/j. I hated it when I had a puppy and I'd get up in the middle of the night to get something to drink, and I'd step right into puppy poop without any socks on. To have that stinky shat in between my toes at 2 am really pissed me off!!! (PCQ stepping in vomit made me think of this!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post

    At a Seattle Seahawks game, a woman a few rows above me was downing beers like prohibition was due to come into effect the next day. In the middle of the 3rd quarter, she's being led down the aisle by her friend, hand over her mouth with vomit spraying out her nostrils and leaving a trail down the steps.
    While on tour in China, we took a train ride from Canton to Hong Kong. A much needed visit to the rest room caused me to witness one of the worst washrooms I had ever seen. Crap over ever surface including the sink. You could see evidence of crap on the floor being swept into a pile in the corner. Needless to say, I held it for the remainder of the ride.
    In Argentina at the dorm I was staying at, long mushrooms growing in the showers. They would be removed by the cleaning staff daily but you'd always find a new batch growing the next morning.
    ALL of those are nasty. Esp the bathroom crap. NASTY

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    Dead decomposed animals (grew up in farm country)

    A homeless guy who got hit by a train

    Far-gone meth junkies (they look like walking skeletons)

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    Ha! I thought of another one!

    I had this friend who enjoyed sharing his bodily functions and what not. Well there was this time he had to take a dump, bad, and he pulls his pants down, bends over and shows us his huge dialated butthole. I swear you could've fit a fist in there!! I thought a damn baby was going to fall out of him! Wow. I forgot about that one.

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    Kaylinn that's disgusting!

    And tomato seeds, Phil ? Ick.

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