Eh.... was on poop duty in the yard the other day picking up after my two dogs. The moldy poop was okay. Then I found a terd with a full condom in it. Looks like one of them had a nice snack.
OOOHHH!!! I just remembered one!! I was bulimic for five years... threw up every meal pretty much. Well... I'd gone out to eat chinese food with a good girlfriend of mine and had a nice time.... Went home... puked. Barely looked at it... looked closer... saw a beetle in the toilet. Yes. With six legs. And antennae. A beetle with his abdomen all curled up. To this day I can remember the markings on the bug and everything and it grosses me even more to think back on that unknowing bite when I ingested the thing... and missed his whole body in my chewing. And to think I carried him home in my stomach. It's seriously the most foul thing I can think of.




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