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    Eh.... was on poop duty in the yard the other day picking up after my two dogs. The moldy poop was okay. Then I found a terd with a full condom in it. Looks like one of them had a nice snack.

    OOOHHH!!! I just remembered one!! I was bulimic for five years... threw up every meal pretty much. Well... I'd gone out to eat chinese food with a good girlfriend of mine and had a nice time.... Went home... puked. Barely looked at it... looked closer... saw a beetle in the toilet. Yes. With six legs. And antennae. A beetle with his abdomen all curled up. To this day I can remember the markings on the bug and everything and it grosses me even more to think back on that unknowing bite when I ingested the thing... and missed his whole body in my chewing. And to think I carried him home in my stomach. It's seriously the most foul thing I can think of.
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    ^^ That's fucking nasty, i don't think i'll be eating chinese food for a while. As for me, i haven't seen that many gross things compared to everyone's stories. Just rotting roadkill,and drunks throwing up in the street. Nothing too bad yet,

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    Mmmmm, I think I'll have Chinese for dinner. Hehe, I'm a sick fuck.

    Grossest thing I've ever seen? My dad has back problems and one day I was helping him get from the shower towards the bed. He has a towel wrapped around him, and when he fell onto the bed, in agonizing pain, the towel flew halfway up. I got a short glance at his balls. Eeeeeeeeeeew, gross!

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    Working at Cheetah in 92 two guys got shot outside. Both in the head. I was the first one out the door after I watched it all go down on the monitors in the booth. One guy was just bleeding a little out of the wound in the top of his head, other guy was shot above his right ear and it exited above his left. He was lying on his back projecting blood out his mouth like a fountain for 10 minutes. He didn't make it and we had to sit in court for a week with the other guy in a wheelchair during the trial.

    2002, 3 kids in a full-sized Tahoe flipped it 3 times down the street in front of my house, got ejected in front of my neighbors house. All of them were neighbors and we had to hold Sean down while he fought to get up with his head split open and every ounce of liquid drained out of it onto the street underneath us. Couldn't believe he was fighting us as I was staring at his brain, and found it even harder to believe how cool and collected his mother was. Strong woman, that was very impressive. He died on the way to the hospital. There is a lot of liquid in your head. It smells like copper. The poor 17yr old girl had gone through the windshield and the glass carved amazing trenches down her chest right down her large breasts. She hit the pavement face first and shattered almost every bone in her face and jaw. Worst part (to me) was on the 2nd rotation of the car flipping her arm went out a window and was dragged under the car pinned against the pavement for about 20 feet. It ground nearly every last piece of meat and flesh completely off the under side of one of her forearms all the way down to the bone. The mark on the ground had all the meat and then bone towards the end of it, like red chunky jelly with a white line down the middle for the last 4 feet. I still wonder what she is up to today. Her father didn't have insurance on her. She got sub-par hospital car and they didn't amputate her arm in case breakthroughs in medicine could one day help her regain use of it. I saw her one time after the accident she had her arm in a sling nearly useless.

    2004 I think.. A guy riding at one of our spots didn't know what he was doing and wrecked face-first onto the pavement at 80mph. He was knocked out so he slid ragdoll style for over 200 feet. That was the most roadrash I've ever seen in all my years on and around bikes. Two large pieces of the side of his face were hanging open like flaps. He was Life-flighted out of the parking lot ($7000 helicopter ride).

    My head in 05 was pretty burley looking back at the video and pictures. Didn't hurt much but looking at my exposed skull is kind of harsh.


    It takes a lot to gross me out and the story of the beetle in the chinese food nearly did it, damn that's gnarly! Those beheading videos from the middle east get to me bad. Now that I think of it any videos about eye surgery turn my stomach and so does that video of the penis mutilation fetishes.. But I digress..

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    Sex during heavy menstruation

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    After my mom had gotten her appendix out, she had a 4-inch gaping wound. My stepdad would stuff gauze in there, and his whole fingers would go inside that damn wound to retrieve bloody gauze and it was eerie as a motherfucker.

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    I used to party at this crusty punk house, where local bands were always playing shows. We kids would go there to rock out and get wasted.

    The first night my best friend and I were there, she drank so much that she passed out face first in some cat litter! When she finally woke up, on her way out the door she tripped, flipped over a railing, and went flying into a puddle of mud, and god knows what else.

    The entire yard REEKED of shit. There were about 15 people living in this 4 bedroom home, all of whom had poor hygene, and had dogs that pooed whereever they pleased. You really had to watch where you stepped at this place.

    The grossest thing? One day a party goer stepped in some dog shit, and Fat Anthony, one of the residents, scraped the shit off her sole with his finger, then sucked the finger clean.

    Also worth mentioning is the lone, heart shaped bar of bathroom soap that in the 6 months I partied there, went unscathed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post

    One guy threw up in the sink, but what was funny is that it appeared as though he had ripped off and swallowed huge chunks of chicken. it looked like a goddamned wolf had thrown up. I came back out and told a few friends and it became the basis of an ongoing joke for months afterwards, we even had a song we played (without, of course, telling the customers what the joke was, that would have been a bit too much).

    Hahaha, what was it, hungry like the wolf? lol

    Back when my club was overflowing with crackheads and drunk underagers there'd be a dance couch covered in puke every month or so. Bad!

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    While on tour in China, we took a train ride from Canton to Hong Kong. A much needed visit to the rest room caused me to witness one of the worst washrooms I had ever seen. Crap over ever surface including the sink.
    I saw something similar in San Francisco. I was there on holiday many years ago and there was a strike amongst hotel staff. The tour company could only get us into hotels with non-union labour.

    This one had seen better days and the bar on the ground floor had been sold off and was run independently to the rest of the hotel. It seved cheap beer and cheap food and seemed to be a home to every down and out in the area.

    I went to take a crap and found the toilet no longer flushed. Desipite this, people had continued to crap into it, and it was now 2/3 full of stale turds.

    I rapidly decided getting my room key and using the toilet there was a much better idea.

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    Parasites in an outhouse toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela View Post
    One thing about vomit. If i see it happening or smell it, i vomit. Not sure why. I can't get over that one. Truly gross.
    Yeah, same here. Even the sound can get me. I can't watch Ren And Stimpy at all, for fear of animated stomach grossness. And yet I can deal with actual cats' actual vomit, no problem.

    Let's see. There was the time I cleaned brains and bits of skull out from a couch and off the walls of a room where an acquaintance had shot himself.

    Then there was the time a guy I knew who'd had his leg amputated up to the knee had some kind of weird infection on his stump. I was the only person with the guts to take him up on his offer to show it off. I kind of wish I hadn't.

    There was also the time I got attacked by zombies:

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    Quote Originally Posted by X Evan X View Post
    2002, 3 kids in a full-sized Tahoe flipped it 3 times down the street in front of my house, got ejected in front of my neighbors house. All of them were neighbors and we had to hold Sean down while he fought to get up with his head split open and every ounce of liquid drained out of it onto the street underneath us. Couldn't believe he was fighting us as I was staring at his brain, and found it even harder to believe how cool and collected his mother was. Strong woman, that was very impressive. He died on the way to the hospital.
    A side effect of head injuries is angry behavior (possibly a fight-or-flight stimulus/instinct) . When I was in a wreck my head smashed into the windshield (concussion) and I was yelling at the cops on the scene, speaking in a lower timbre & just furious. Well, I had a lot to be pissed about Wrecked the damn car & I just paid for a rebuilt transmission!

    Evan X's post reminded me, WEAR YOUR SEATBELTS!!!!!! I would be dead if not for my seatbelt.

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    Funny you should say that, the truck ended up on its tires. It rolled sideways log-roll style and really didn't look all that terribly mangled. Police mentioned that if they were wearing their seatbelts they probably would have walked away from the accident.

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