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    Default Wckiest thing you've ever said/done that actually got the dance:

    I'm bringing it up because mine was definitely tonight: I had danced once for this guy, and was back at the end of the night to see about round two. I had to talk him into it a little bit, since he was talking about leaving (and actually getting up to do so as I walked over, from the look of it), but he was agreeable enough when I led him away.

    At the end of the dance, I said, "let's see if this works," got so that my boobs were right up in front of his eyes, moved in a somewhat circular motion, and said "hypno boobies say get another one." He chuckled, but he actually did get another dance.

    I don't know where the hell it came from, and I don't know that I'd ever think to try it again, it was so silly. But it worked!

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    Default Re: Wckiest thing you've ever said/done that actually got the dance:

    Damnit, how do I delete this one with the typo in the subject?

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    Default Re: Wckiest thing you've ever said/done that actually got the dance:

    I got a champagne room with a guy who kept asking me to convince him to get one and I refused. He was like: "Well are you the best dancer here? Will it be worth it?" and I was like: "Dunno. Probably not." Shit like that lmao. I just kept refusing to talk anything up at all and he liked it. Wish it worked for more people lol!

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    I fell on stage and got a dance by saying, "Wanna dance? Promise I'll fall on you and break your toe!"


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    I recently started using a funny tactic, and it's been working! When a guy turns me down for a dance, I ask them if I may attempt to sway their decision. They then look intrigued like hmm, ok this is interesting, what's this chick gonna say? So I proceed to lift up my skirt and show them a little peek of my butt (I always wear skirts or short dresses on the floor). Then I say...."what about now?" Sounds silly I know but so far it has sold every time I have used it. Not sure if it's because they think I am funny or realize I've got one of the best asses in the place, but who cares, it works!

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    hypnoboobies!!! luv it!

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    him: are you good? how do i know it'll be worth it? are you naughty? (all that good stuff)

    me: (rolls eyes, walks off) never mind this isn't even worth it.

    him: (follows me) hey don't leave! come on let's go.

    I got 5 dances from him.

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    I approach two guys who are talking, but I really want to sell a dance, so I interrupt them.

    Me: Hey guys, sorry to interrupt. Looks like you're talking about something really important over here. (big smile)
    Guys: Yeah, we are. (smirk) Roman History. (sarcastic)
    Me: Oh really? I know the seven hills of Rome.
    Guy: Do you really? Let's hear them.
    Me: Yep. Capitoline, Palatine, Aventine, Esquiline, Quirinal, Veminal, and Caelian. But if you want to talk about Roman history, you guys go ahead and I'll come back later. (I get up to walk away....)
    Guy: Alright, you gotta dance for him. (I got paid double.)

    That's got to be the first and last time I will ever be able to use my Roman history to sell a dance. It was perfect. Thank you, 10th grade Latin teacher!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zxcire View Post
    him: are you good? how do i know it'll be worth it? are you naughty? (all that good stuff)

    me: (rolls eyes, walks off) never mind this isn't even worth it.

    him: (follows me) hey don't leave! come on let's go.

    I got 5 dances from him.
    Ive had this type of stuff happen before. Men are odd creatures.

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    Default Re: Wckiest thing you've ever said/done that actually got the dance:

    One time this guy wanted to play sub and once I realized that it was turning him on, I ordered him to get more dances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Me: Hey guys, sorry to interrupt. Looks like you're talking about something really important over here. (big smile)
    Guys: Yeah, we are. (smirk) Roman History. (sarcastic)
    Me: Oh really? I know the seven hills of Rome.
    Guy: Do you really? Let's hear them.
    Me: Yep. Capitoline, Palatine, Aventine, Esquiline, Quirinal, Veminal, and Caelian. But if you want to talk about Roman history, you guys go ahead and I'll come back later. (I get up to walk away....)
    Guy: Alright, you gotta dance for him. (I got paid double.)
    I had a guy last night give me $20 bucks for mentioning Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan and Turkmenistan lol. I've also had foreigners give me money for knowing their capital cities. My nerdy love of geography is finally paying off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post
    One time this guy wanted to play sub and once I realized that it was turning him on, I ordered him to get more dances.
    Best one yet. I love it!! =oD

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    Default Re: Wckiest thing you've ever said/done that actually got the dance:

    I play the dominatrix at my club, so I'll walk up to a table of guys that's been interested in my stage-show and here's the dialogue:

    Me: Hi! I'm Morgan!
    Them: (introductions)
    Me: So who's feeling brave tonight?
    Them: Huh?
    Me: C'mon! Which one of you has the balls to be my first victim back in VIP?

    Usually they'll either all jump on it, or else they'll all start harrassing one or two of them until they feel like they HAVE to get a dance to prove their manhood. So I can go do a few dances, then walk back to the table and say, "Who's my next victim?"

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