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    Default Wackiest thing you've ever said/done that actually got the dance:

    I'm bringing it up because mine was definitely tonight: I had danced once for this guy, and was back at the end of the night to see about round two. I had to talk him into it a little bit, since he was talking about leaving (and actually getting up to do so as I walked over, from the look of it), but he was agreeable enough when I led him away.

    At the end of the dance, I said, "let's see if this works," got so that my boobs were right up in front of his eyes, moved in a somewhat circular motion, and said "hypno boobies say get another one." He chuckled, but he actually did get another dance.

    I don't know where the hell it came from, and I don't know that I'd ever think to try it again, it was so silly. But it worked!

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    Okay back when I first started dancing and was dirt-poor...I was having a really bad day, not making any money, and I was worried about how I would ever get enough money together for an apartment so that I wouldn't have to keep mooching off my friend's sofa. So yeah I had a LOT of genuine legitimate problems at the time, but they were things that were too embarrassing(such as sleeping on my friend's sofa) to bring up to customers in an attempt to siphon money. Anyway, the club was dead and there was nothing but a group of guys who weren't too interested in me. So when they turned me down for a dance, I whined, "Awww come on! I have three kids to support!"

    The one guy said, "What? Do you really? You look so young!"(I was 22 but looked 16) I said "Yeah I'm 22[true], and my kids' names are Abbie, Brian, and Mike." Basically I rattled off the names of my 3 FRIENDS who weren't my kids, but were 'like' kids in the sense that they'd financially strained me, by mooching mad money off me in the past during times that I was already financially bad to begin with. So he said, "Wow you look good for having 3 kids! And I didn't realize how financially strained you are! Let's go!" and we went back to the higher priced couchdance room of the 2!

    I can't believe that worked!

    Other times, it would be a bad night and I would get to the point where I'd stop caring and would only say things to customers to amuse myself...I would say things like, "I'm so sexually frustrated, it's been a whole 2 days. I've had 90 sex partners and I want to find one new one" and that would get guys in the couch room! They couldn't believe that such an innocent girl like myself was that much of a slut...but the funny thing is, I really *had* been with that many people!(or more)

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    I impressed one regular by getting up and doing the Charleston naked. I was topless at the time.. he commented... it would be better if you did it naked.. and I did it naked. He loved it. For some reason, they played a song at that specific time that made it possible to do it. I looked ridiculous to everyone else.. haha


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    I once told a customer "I hate you. You are scum to me." and he handed me $100 bill. He said he appreciated my honesty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post
    Other times, it would be a bad night and I would get to the point where I'd stop caring and would only say things to customers to amuse myself...I would say things like, "I'm so sexually frustrated, it's been a whole 2 days. I've had 90 sex partners and I want to find one new one" and that would get guys in the couch room! They couldn't believe that such an innocent girl like myself was that much of a slut...but the funny thing is, I really *had* been with that many people!(or more)
    Almost soundfs like a hustle tip.

    "I'm trying to find a new sexual partner and lapdances are my interview process."

    Hmm...oddest thing I've done. Ooh!

    I walked up to this group of younger guys, early twenties. They were there for a Motocross thing, and acting like hot shots who were too good to pay strippers. One dude, I noticed, was a card-carrying nerd. He was quiet, no fashion sense, kept to himself, and looked generally out of place. I used to be a HUGE nerd, so when I see one amongst a group of 'too-cool' guys, I try to get them something to brag about.

    I sit down next to the poor guy and kind of hit on him for a little while while his friend stare on in disbelief. I then ask him if he would like me to get naked for him upstairs. His 'oh-so-cool' buddies smirk, as they think the nerd getting a dance is funny. THey decide to pitch in to get him a lapdance for shits and giggles. So I take him upstairs. I tell him during the dance, that if his friends ask, I totally molested him. He have a couple laughs between us, he's a nice guy, though he was kind of disappointed that I couldn't get nude (and I don't blame him to a degree.) Dance ends. "Remember, I jumped your tender bones, if they ask." Which of course they do. He does down and described they uber erotic lapdance where I writhed all over him and it was amazing. They sit there with their laws in theirs laps. I shrugged. "I guess I'll take off since you guys don't buy dances." Just as I turn to leave, I hear one of them pipe up. "Wait, before you go, can I have a dance too?" I got dances from all of them. Nerd-kid grinned at me. Nerds unite!

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    "I cultivate squirrels"

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    ^^
    Dare I ask for details on that?

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    It was pretty random. There was an awkward silence, things weren't going too smoothly. So when he asked me what I like to do in my spare time, I blurted out the oddest thing I could think of. He laughed and bought a dance, presumbaly for wacky effort.

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    I asked an older gent if he "wanted a dance" His reply was " I'm good" Without even thinking I popped back - " Well, lets get a dance and I will tell you if you are good or not."

    His reply was... " Good point" hehehe

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    Him: "I'm not ready yet."

    Me: "Okay." Wait a beat..."How bout now? Now? Are you ready now? Now? How about now? Now??" All said while bouncing up and down, acting like a bratty five-year-old!

    Him: "Fine, we'll go NOW!", laughing


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    I once waved my hand in a guy's face and said "You will get a lap dance from me". Luckily, he was a Star Wars fan and thought it was hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    I once told a customer "I hate you. You are scum to me." and he handed me $100 bill. He said he appreciated my honesty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    I once waved my hand in a guy's face and said "You will get a lap dance from me". Luckily, he was a Star Wars fan and thought it was hilarious.
    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    I once waved my hand in a guy's face and said "You will get a lap dance from me". Luckily, he was a Star Wars fan and thought it was hilarious.
    That is awesome.

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    I walk around with a friend a lot, and I'll go up to guys and say, "Hey mister. How would you feel if I was grinding on you while my friend was on top grinding on me?"

    It's silly but it works
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    Guy: "Hi, what are you up to?"
    Me: "Oh nothing. Just working on my alcoholism so I can write the next great American novel."
    Guy: "Huh?!"
    Me: "Nothing, just hanging out. Would you like a dance?"

    Gotta keep them on their toes; throws them off balance. I like to limit myself to one crazy comment per night. I get bored easily and I heart words so I could probably go on all night. But it freaks people out more often than not

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    Yeah, I've had that night. If I'm not making money, I sometimes start saying some really off-kilter stuff, just to wake guys up.

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    Once I almost started a fight with a customer who looked a LOT like an ex boyfriend. I walked up to him and poked him in the chest and said "Hey. Asshole." LOL ended up getting a dance...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    I impressed one regular by getting up and doing the Charleston naked.
    wuuuuuut *throws hundreds*


    nothing special to report about getting another dance but 'cept strong armed bullying and emasculating, haha

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    Last night, while on stage dancing in front of a guy, I asked him his name, before he could reply, I said, "NO, don't tell me, I don't want to know you. I want to do something dirty to you, I know your a bad boy. I am going to take you into the back room when I get off stage. I don't want to be your friend, I am going to show you what dirty girls give bad boys" After my stage dance he happily followed me to the back room

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    Once in a while, if a guy is on the fence about getting a dance, the oddest things will come out of my mouth. Basically all the excuses anyone has ever used to get me to do something I didn't want to do. "Get a dance. It'll make you grow up big and strong."

    It works.

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    there was a big vip room with 4 guys and 5 girls, they only wanted 4 girls and this one guy in the group wanted me and another girl but felt bad picking one. We arm wrestled and I stayed. It was fun, and she was a good sport about it.

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    a guy I was talking to a guy last week and flight of the conchords came up in the coversation - to which I promptly replied:

    " It's lapdance... it's lapdance tiiiiiiimeeee..
    I know whatcha tryin ta say.. you're tryin ta say it's time for dancin'
    it's lapdance tiiiimeeeee.....ooooohh"

    He cracked up and ended up getting 6 dances.. one of which was "the robot".

    I quite enjoyed that customer.

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    ^ haha!

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    i love dtxgirl.

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