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    As I lay in my bed wearing a thong, smoking and drinking a glass of wine, while listening to techno and occassionaly glancing at pictures of a thousand fun nights with friends posted in frames all over my room, it hit me....

    I am sooo stripper!! Anyone else ever catch shit like this and giggle? Where you act totally strip-a-riffic without realizing it?

    It's like, this is the shit we laught at guys for fantasizing about thinking we do, but wait, it's happening!!
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    My car is completely decked out in everything Playboy and has pink cup holders and a pink mobile phone holder. It even has a heart-shaped exhaust pipe cover.

    Usually when I drive to the car cleaners and they pull out my thigh high boots from my Playboy carpeted boot* and say 'Where do you want us to put these for now?' I think, yeah, I might be a stripper. Maybe.

    *trunk in the States; oops


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    Sometimes I think you catch yourself in a moment when you are truly being yourself and you just have to laugh . I don't think I have had any "strip-a-riffic" moments because I am kind of a part tom boy and part girly girl. For example I caught myself last Friday eating pizza, drinking a Killians, painting my nails and watching a UFC fight on TV all while wearing little pink boy shorts. That's me in a nutshell. People do wonder about the pole in the living room though. Here's to being ourselves!
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    Those moments are actually pretty rare for me, because in my private life I'm pretty un-stripper-y.

    Sometimes I check myself out naked though, when I'm all tan and smooth and have pretty sparkly bronzer on and my nails and hair are hot, and I think, I look pretty stripper-licious.
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    These are so hilarious...keep em coming!!!
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    It's like, this is the shit we laught at guys for fantasizing about thinking we do, but wait, it's happening!!
    I KNOW! I am SOOOO Stripper! I just tripped over my platforms crawling into my bed after kicking I-don't-remember-his-name from the house (guy gets to clingy the next day YA KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT?!) and popped open this laptop one of my custies got me chillin here on stripper web in my leopard bling thong from trashy.

    I mean really, I am (oh my god he just txt'd me telling me he hasn't tightened back up yet *giggle*) totally a stripper. Just kickin back with some red, sw, some books on SundayMorning, while I send out a few myspace form notifications to some regulars that I'll be in tomorrow.

    Hey, Ghost Dad is on. Sweet.

    I put in some E with the skittles on the table...I shoulda told what's-his-name.

    Anyways...seriously. The Sig....what happens when an Ultimate PL meets an Ultimate Stripper and they have a bout of "Oops I did it again"?

    I mean, should we tell s/he that they have Stripper powers?
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Holy crap that was funny! You and Lysondra are cracking me up, go read her post in the baby brain thread...
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    I check myself out in the mirror before baths and showers

    (That's all though, I keep it on the down low- double life, like a dirty Hannah Montana. Don't need no sheep-lovin men* banging on my door)

    *Montanan men are accused of banging sheep- it's a Midwestern joke

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    Wow, the Fantasy goes both ways. At least occasionally.

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    i always like wearing my skimpy pyjamas and doing little poses when my bf comes in the room. i'm always doing poses infront of the mirror aswell.
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    I walk around naked a LOT. Sometimes in heels. Dancing with a glass of wine in my hand. I love to wear really skimpy lingerie and pj's (if the kids are in bed). I wear at least a 3-4 inch heel all the time, when everyone else is wearing flip-flops I'm in stilletos.

    I'm laughing while writing this, but I'm not making this shit up.

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    oh i totally do think about that all the time! like right now, im sitting in a bra and pair of boy shorts. when i dont have anywhere to go (breathalyzer.. cant have one drink even if i have to leave anytime soon) i'll drink wine, champagne.. i think its fun!

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    Heh... the other week i was naked and just about to step into the shower. Busted out some dance moves and caught a glimpse of the tampon string flyin' down there. That totally rained on my private stripper moment. I actually considered there and then tucking the string in my private life also, as to maintain my stripper-osity at all times...

    Oh... i blast techno in my car and drive around grinding my hips to it... it just brings out the sex in me. Can't help it. That one will take a long time to die.

    I think i was more stripper-licous when I first started dancing. I couldn't get enough of my newfound confidence and my boyfriend got SICK AND TIRED of walking in on me in my shoes, and booty shorts etc. I was always trying on a new outfit.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    oh i totally do think about that all the time! like right now, im sitting in a bra and pair of boy shorts. when i dont have anywhere to go (breathalyzer.. cant have one drink even if i have to leave anytime soon) i'll drink wine, champagne.. i think its fun!
    It's really not funny, but everytime I meet a hot girl ith the breathalyzer thing in her car I think about that bitch from 4o year old virgin.... it is hilarious....lol.
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    no one would guess a stripper lives at my place--except if you look in the laundry basket to see thongs, stripper bras, outfits, and peek in the closet to see old pleaser and ellie shoeboxes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    It's really not funny, but everytime I meet a hot girl ith the breathalyzer thing in her car I think about that bitch from 4o year old virgin.... it is hilarious....lol.
    I believe--someone correct me if I'm wrong--that the actress is the wife of the screenwriter. She's hysterical in that car scene.

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    OMG! I am SOOOO Stripperlicious! Mah weedman just showed up and offered to give me a BRICK if I flash him my ta tas.

    I <3 being me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    OMG! I am SOOOO Stripperlicious! Mah weedman just showed up and offered to give me a BRICK if I flash him my ta tas.

    I <3 being me.

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    I heart the Jersy Devil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    I heart the Jersy Devil.
    I swoop over your roofs and terrorize your livestock!

    Back ot: I'm really not stripper-y outside work. Other than sometime referring to you all as 'my friends'. And maybe an overfondess for leopard print. And car dancing. A lot.

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    You guys are off the chain! ....and I love it!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    OMG! I am SOOOO Stripperlicious! Mah weedman just showed up and offered to give me a BRICK if I flash him my ta tas.

    I <3 being me.
    Ahh, I am SO jealous! I can only hope that happens to me one day.

    The top half of my house looks totally normal (unless you snoop under the bed, hehehehehe). Downstairs, though... I have a bar with a stripper pole in the middle of it, stripper books in the library/office, and bras and thongs drying in the laundry room at all times. Kind of symbolic of the double life I lead...

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    I totally dance around my room in platforms and my undies. And I do floorwork. It's exercise, I swear!

    I dance in my car... or practice making sultry faces in the mirror.

    I check myself out in EVERY reflective surface possible.

    However, I don't wear heels (except my high heeled boots) if I'm not working. I simply cannot walk in them.

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    I also am naked or in my underwear 97% of the time I'm at home unless there are guests (and we're still sober!). I have a habit of practicing moves in front of the mirror and on the bed. If I'm just laying somewhere I always do the scissor/clock leg thingys and the thigh jiggle (haha) forgetting that not everybody knows I'm a stripper.
    It also takes alot more makeup for me to feel hot now, but I notcie that even if i'm not made up, even if i'm in frumpy workout clothes, I get hit on and checked out. I think my stripperness just oozes out of me.
    And I'm really flirty, not even on purpose, I have a bf but I find myself shamlessly flirting with random strangers, because thats just how I'm used to talking to people at work.


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    I have to watch myself around my daughter! I'll get the full length mirror out and start dancing in front of it and doing the booty roll, etc...And she's 3 1/2 so she copies mommy! We'll be watching t.v. and she'll stick her butt in my face and move it in a circle and my bf looks right at me. Oopsy! I do the poses in bed too. He'll go to the bathroom or something and come back and I'll be in this perfect stripper pose. Too bad he doesn't buy it!

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