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    ^^^^

    lmao at the thought of your daughter copying stripper moves.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    OMG! I am SOOOO Stripperlicious! Mah weedman just showed up and offered to give me a BRICK if I flash him my ta tas.

    I <3 being me.
    dude, that would be sweet.
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    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    I have to watch myself around my daughter! I'll get the full length mirror out and start dancing in front of it and doing the booty roll, etc...And she's 3 1/2 so she copies mommy! We'll be watching t.v. and she'll stick her butt in my face and move it in a circle and my bf looks right at me. Oopsy! I do the poses in bed too. He'll go to the bathroom or something and come back and I'll be in this perfect stripper pose. Too bad he doesn't buy it!
    uuuhm
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    I like them large and cut. Sort of like strawberries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizlizliz View Post
    uuuhm


    uuuhm, what?

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    Liz! I missed you!

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    Yes to the "checking myself out in every reflective surface."
    Yes to the "bumping and grinding in the car, at home, anywhere I hear a beat."
    Yes to the "compulsive eye contact, mischievous smile, flirty flirty energy" with random guys.

    I also can't go outside unless I feel pretty, even if it's just to check the mail or go to HEB (classier than Wal-Mart but still just a grocery store, to you non-Texans). Hence why my butt hasn't moved from this chair since a few posts ago, when I mentally told my dog we were going to the park.


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    I don't know if these are necessarily stripper-specific things, 'cos I hardly wear clothing, drink a lot of wine or champagne, wear heels with my sleepwear, "shamelessly flirt" (I love whoever said that!,) and ALWAYS check myself out in the mirror (posing, dancing, you name it!)

    I think it's just part o being a chick, yeah? Most of my friends are like this, too. Though I don't do the whole wear-only-my-underwear-when-i-have-guests-over thing, which most of my stripper friends do. Lol, that's just awkward

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    I know I'm Stripper-licious 24/7 because the only time I am not wearing at least 4.5 inch heels is when I am going to the gym, otherwise it's high high heels. I also always have sexy techno music playing when I'm lounging at home.
    "I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. -Anais Nin"

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    I just realized that my stripper girlfriend and I are often naked when we hang out... trying on each other's stripper gear and dancing around, comparing tans, etc... And depending on whose house we're at, we're naked in front of each other's boyfriends... My bf is *almost* immune to her nudity and visa versa. What other people that aren't into the 3some or 4some thing would run around naked like that? I guess we no longer have any shame. The bf's give us a smirk and the "oh geez" look.
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    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    oh i totally do think about that all the time! like right now, im sitting in a bra and pair of boy shorts. when i dont have anywhere to go (breathalyzer.. cant have one drink even if i have to leave anytime soon) i'll drink wine, champagne.. i think its fun!

    mee too^^^ but i get mine off in 9 days, yay!!


    There are always glitter/sequins in my carpet and on my dogs, but otherwise I usually don't feel too strippery.

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    Hmm... i dunno about 24/7... when i'm by myself i couldn't give two shits less and it's pretty pathetic... i'm a total bachelor. But around other people/going out?? Totally. I think I was late meeting up for the past two rides because I was busy experimenting with pretty MAC eyeshadow colors to look cool under my helmet & match the little V of the shirt exposed. so... yeah...

    and +1 on the high heels all the time. Except for my gym shoes, even my sneakers have a heel. Then again, I was like this before dancing. I'm 5'3, I have to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColetteCalahan View Post
    I think I was late meeting up for the past two rides because I was busy experimenting with pretty MAC eyeshadow colors to look cool under my helmet & match the little V of the shirt exposed. so... yeah...
    *drool*
    "I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. -Anais Nin"

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffie06 View Post
    mee too^^^ but i get mine off in 9 days, yay!!


    There are always glitter/sequins in my carpet and on my dogs, but otherwise I usually don't feel too strippery.
    Oh yeah, my husband and dog are constantly covered in glitter. But they smell good so I think it's an even tradeoff!


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    ^^^ Hahhhahaaaa

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    Talyorlila, I love your siggie! I was that girl from House of a Thousand Corpses for halloween... easiest costume ever, I have long curly blonde hair. All I did was wear daisy dukes, a white tank top and cowboy boots. Shockingly, people knew who I was!
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    ^^^Thanks
    I was just saying I wanted to be Baby for Halloween next year when I found that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    I just realized that my stripper girlfriend and I are often naked when we hang out... trying on each other's stripper gear and dancing around, comparing tans, etc... And depending on whose house we're at, we're naked in front of each other's boyfriends... My bf is *almost* immune to her nudity and visa versa. What other people that aren't into the 3some or 4some thing would run around naked like that? I guess we no longer have any shame. The bf's give us a smirk and the "oh geez" look.

    I was talking about this with someone a while ago...sometimes I forget that it isnt "normal"to know what all your friends look like naked..well enough that you can describe it to a police sketch artist! Plus I dont think I have many friends left who my husband hasnt seen naked. Of course my friends are all hot so he isnt QUITE immune...but we still see it as perfectly normal. LOL

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