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    Default Yet another lap dance line...

    I've found, when taking a guy back for a dance (we get paid after the fact in my club), that once all the rules are made clear and prices are established, I just say "I'll just keep going until you say so, okay? *giggle*" (Notice the lack of negative words!)
    That way, the flow doesn't get interrupted by constant questions, because no matter how sneakily you ask, there's still a chance his mind goes to "Wait, how many have I had? And this is costing me how much?" and we want them to think about what a good time they're having and how much they never want this to end!
    I usually check in every 5 or 10 dances and let them know how many they've racked up so far. Used it last night and had one 18 dance string, and one 23 dance string! And this was a horrible night, too...
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    Unfortunatly, I do not think this is a good line to use, as it can encourage nonpaying jackasses. Guys are not paying attention to the song count as you dance. So he can be very suprised when he tells you take a break and you tell him that'll be $300.
    Or he'll say what? No it's not. I only counted $200 worth!

    I will only do long strings of dances when the guy tells me to keep going until he says stop, and even then I'll remind him what his count is up to. " This is your 5th song, your up to $100 now, ok?"

    Checking in every 5 or 10 dances can cause you to lose a nice chunk of money if he disagrees with your count. I would remind him ever second song of his running total.

    Although I think it's risky to do such long strongs of dances to begin with if you haven't seen proof of his ability to pay. Have you noticed a large wad of cash? did he pay for drinks on a credit card?

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    yeah....the guys up here as a rule are way too cheap for this to work. and it's like there's two math universes going on here, stripper math universe, which is usually pretty accurate, and customer math universe, which is usually drunk and trying to get as much sexy for as little as possible. i check in every other song at least, if i get a "string" of more than 4, which is rare.
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    Default Re: Yet another lap dance line...

    In a financially well-to-do area, in a club that counts your dances (because you pay them per dance, usually), I could see this possibly working, but I don't think it's at all a good idea for most of us.

    I check in every other dance or so in similar situations.

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    Default Re: Yet another lap dance line...

    I've got to say that when I'm really enjoying the dances, the songs all blur together. If the dancer doesn't say anything for 10 songs, there's going to be trouble with some customers. The most my feeble mind can process is about 3 at a time!

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    Default Re: Yet another lap dance line...

    I'm too paranoid I won't get paid to check with him after so many dances. I check every 1, 2, or 3 dances, depending on my intuition about that particular guy. If he's drunk I check with him after every dance & suggest a break after dance # 5 so he can pay me, we can chat about going to a vip room, and I can maybe sneak a peak in his wallet.

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    Default Re: Yet another lap dance line...

    After the first dance, I'll say, "I'm just going to keep going, okay? I don't want to get dressed yet!" After the second dance, I'll say, "Please don't make me stop yet!" or something like that. When they agree to go for a third, I'll say, "You just tell me when you want me to stop, okay?" I'll STILL check in every other song: "I just LOVE dancing for you! We've done five songs so far, but I want to keep going!"

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