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    Default Re: Man goes to brothel and gets the shock of his life...

    wow....hah.

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    Default Re: Man goes to brothel and gets the shock of his life...

    hahahaha

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    I'd like to see why they divorced.

    Because the wife was servicing men on the side, or that the husband was getting serviced on the side.
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    that's a damn nice looking room in the photo there. Hmmm, nicer than my own bedroom

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    Hahaha that's fabulous. I also wonder about this divorce..who was in more trouble? lol.
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    I SO called it before I even opened the link.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07 View Post
    Hahaha that's fabulous. I also wonder about this divorce..who was in more trouble? lol.
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    That is hilarious! I figured he'd either find his wife or daughter.

    I think my husband and I would just call it an even "oops." LOL...they both messed up, after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Machismo View Post
    I'd like to see why they divorced.

    Because the wife was servicing men on the side, or that the husband was getting serviced on the side.

    I was thinking the same thing! I am like what was he doing there, if he was so schock to see his wife.
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    Hehe, this put a wee smile on my face.



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    See, I dunno.... I would probably buy her and get all kinky about it. I mean, if I was going to patronize a brothel, and found her there, well... Hello fantasy.
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    Hmmm, so she was getting paid and heading home to pay the bills and he was taking that money and putting right back where she got it.

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    He probably beneftted from her extra income. He needs to get over it but seeing as he's Polish, probably won't. (I love Eastern Europeans, I'm just sayin', is all.)

    This happened before in Italy & I've known married women of the night. NO biggie.

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    all I have to say is LOL

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    Guess who won't be getting any alimony checks?
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    lol. i'm surprised they're getting divorced, they are totally meant for each other. awwww.

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    Shoot at least he could take her home and not have to pay for it. He should be elated. jk
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    I mean, if I was going to patronize a brothel, and found her there, well... Hello fantasy.
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    Now he knows why she always has a headache at home, and she knows why he can never get it up.

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    hahaha. so who is serving who the divorce papers?
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    haha this is great!!
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    Maybe her rates at home were just too high for him.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    That's just like "If you like pina colodas" except worse. I <ahem> "know somebody" who has a client who is a dancer and she's buying a house with her boyfriend. She doesn't want the lender to tell her boyfriend what he does because he doesn't know. ???

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