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    okay, sorry, would you rather the club be filled with hideously ugly women? isn't the whole point of seeing strippers to gaze at hot chicks?

    argh!

    this excuse infuriates me because it is so STUPID.

    the end.

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    Default Re: "you're too pretty to do this"

    Just as annonying as "you're too smart/talented to do this"

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    Default Re: "you're too pretty to do this"

    I just had a guy say this to me last night and I said the same thing, "Don't you want pretty girls dancing for you?" Duh!

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    Default Re: "you're too pretty to do this"

    I just say "Well, I can go uglify myself if you want." Then they laugh and we continue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    okay, sorry, would you rather the club be filled with hideously ugly women? isn't the whole point of seeing strippers to gaze at hot chicks?

    argh!

    this excuse infuriates me because it is so STUPID.

    the end.
    ditto. I have never heard so many dumb things from guys until I was a stripper.

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    Default Re: "you're too pretty to do this"

    Oh yeah, that pisses me off.

    That and "you're too cute to get a dance from"

    Because you want an ugly chick writhing on your lap. Righhhht.

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    Next time I hear this, I'm going to point to whichever Uggo dancer is pissing me off that week & say, "OK, ask HER."

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    Default Re: "you're too pretty to do this"

    It's almost as good as, "What are YOU doing HERE?" or "What ELSE do you do?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    It's almost as good as, "What are YOU doing HERE?" or "What ELSE do you do?"
    I hate this one the most. Like this isn't a legit job and doesn't take up enough of my time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    Next time I hear this, I'm going to point to whichever Uggo dancer is pissing me off that week & say, "OK, ask HER."
    Ahahahahaha Fuck yea! Wish i thought of that when i was dancing. But i stayed to myself.

    Still that's fucking funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    It's almost as good as, What are YOU doing HERE?" or ""What ELSE do you do?"
    isn't that the "subtle" way of asking if you're also an escort/hooker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by she sells sanctuary View Post
    isn't that the "subtle" way of asking if you're also an escort/hooker?
    I get "do you do anything....outside...of here?" when they're asking if I escort.

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    Default Re: "you're too pretty to do this"

    So what would the random PL's that say this suggest we do? Be models? I mean... what other options are there if you're "too pretty to be a stripper"? Is there a higher echelon of goddessness that I don't know about? Build me a fucking throne and I'll be a queen... but that doesn't pay. I really want to know what they would suggest if they were to follow their own logic.
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    Default Re: "you're too pretty to do this"

    Whenever someone askes me a dumb question, I just respond like I am a ditz. Usually to that question, I would say something like "Oh, I didn't realize that ugly girls turn you on...that's a new, weird fetish I've never heard of." and I say it like I really mean it and smile the whole time. Honestly, I think some men see a pair of tits and their IQ must lower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    So what would the random PL's that say this suggest we do? Be models? I mean... what other options are there if you're "too pretty to be a stripper"? Is there a higher echelon of goddessness that I don't know about? Build me a fucking throne and I'll be a queen... but that doesn't pay. I really want to know what they would suggest if they were to follow their own logic.
    Ugh yes. This reminds me of a STRIPPER I was talking to the other day at work. We were admiring a really cute chick on stage. The girl on stage is petite with a perfect booty and dark exotic looks. But... the stripper I was talking to was like, "Don't take this the wrong way, but what is she doing here? She's too pretty to be working here!"

    Like... she's probably making more money here? and... our club is full of 10's anyway....

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    ^LOL that's funny. I wanna try that..
    "I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. -Anais Nin"

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    Damn Sex Kitten got in my way lol I meant to lol at Iseestars!
    "I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. -Anais Nin"

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    Something weird a guy told me last Wednesday: "You look like the cleanest girl in here" WTF
    "I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. -Anais Nin"

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    LOLOLOL!!! what is that supposed to mean?! O.O

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    wait...is that Chunk from the goonies?^^^

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    On the bright side, it's better than them calling you fat...


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    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
    Work like a dog

    - My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    LOLOLOL!!! what is that supposed to mean?! O.O
    IDK, I think he meant "taken care of." He's probably used to Little Darlings or some other place... but still there are tons hot chicks at the club.
    "I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. -Anais Nin"

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    ^ no, he probably meant in the extras sense.

    i got the "you're too hot for this" thing last night. for one, it sucked cos i'm far from the hottest girl at the club. but past that, it's like, if i'm so hot, why does everyone tell me i'm hot, then not get dances. seriously. the logic of some guys really astounds me. do they really think i believe their shit?

    i think the whole "too pretty/hot" thing has more to do with what they think you'll do to earn the money.

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    I get that evey single day. It makes me wonder if that's the other side of the dancer/customer convo. Like, supposedly we're telling sob stories to get sympathy and money, "My car broke down" "I'm getting evicted", and they tell us we're too pretty/smart/talented/whatever to be in the club. Except, I hear that from guys who don't buy dances. I don't know, but it's annoying, Darcy, I HEAR YA!

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