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    I visit Hustle Hut sometimes to see what techniques I should expect. One post there getting favorable reaction is applying some "vajayjay juice" behind the ears for pheremone effect. Here is one customer saying: Please don't do this. A few adjectives for this that spring to mind would be: devious, unethical, unsanitary, unsafe, thoughtless.

    First, does this work? if so, probably only because the dancer thinks it does (placebo). Scientifically speaking, pheremones work at very low concentrations, below the conscious level, and a VJ covered only by a G-string is probably emitting plenty.

    Second, is this acceptable behavior? Well, I have no hangups about VJ fluids per se, but I like some control over whose I am exposed to, and where, and how, and when. Dancers find male emissions in a club setting disgusting; is there a reason customers should feel differently if dancer secretions are forced on us on the sly?What should I think now when a dancer flicks her hair at me or rubs the side of her face against mine? The thought of what she may have behind her ears does not increase my interest in going to clubs or buying dances.

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    While I agree that it is likely not effective, vaginal secretions rubbed behind one's ear are extremely unlikely to "expose" you unless you are licking that exact spot (and... well, just don't do that.) You are more readily "exposing" yourself to people's crotch germs when you shake someone's hands (because they have probably touched someones' hand who didn't wash after using the bathroom), touching a hand rail, touching... you know, anything. It is hardly comparable to a guy ejaculating on you. It's the difference between a cook breathing while preparing your food and a cook repeatedly spitting or puking in your food.

    And when she flicks her hair? What, you think you are going to get splashed? What exactly do you think she is doing?
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    I think the ladies will keep this consideration over being sanitary in mind the next time some guy here posts a thread about how fun it is to splooge on them.


    Of course, I'm still trying to figure out how a gal rubbing coochie juice behind her ears to boost sales is "devious" or "unethical", especially when you claim that, at least scientifically, it doesn't even work.
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    I'm actually a little shocked by this, I mean if this is 'devious', 'thoughtless' and 'unethical', what next? No false names? No fake tan? No wigs? Man, that'd totally ruin the illusion, don't you think?

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    Just don't lick the fucking strippers and all will be well.

    Don't kiss us either. kthanx. you'll be fine.


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    Hey, at least it's not as bad as sitting on the cumstained cushions of the vip couches..

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    Am I missing something here? They aren't squirting it on you dude they are putting it behind their ears...As others have said, don't be trying to lick back there and you will have nothing to worry about.

    devious? unethical? unsanitary? unsafe? thoughtless?

    Yikes! Lighten up and stop reading the hustle hut without a fully developed sense of humor! Really, how are you gonna have any fun in a strip club worrying about what the ladies are plotting to do to you back in the dressing room?
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    Quote Originally Posted by admirer52 View Post
    Dancers find male emissions in a club setting disgusting; is there a reason customers should feel differently if dancer secretions are forced on us on the sly?

    OK Um, I agree with Scarlett, I am shocked by THIS myself. It is dancers putting Pheromone's behind their ears. I read the thread and didn't find it disgusting. It attracts males to us. Yes, when a customer cums on his self while a dancer is dancing then that is disgusting, but you are saying we are forcing secretions on you? How are dancers forcing when it is behind our ears? You don't see behind our ears, the girls that do this aren't rubbing the back of their ears on your face.

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    I really like this thread! It's making me smile...and it's cold outside and I needed something to smile about. Thanks.

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    So, is it OK then if I would rub semen behind my ears thinking (wrongly) that it will lead to more attention better dances? I can hear the "eeeeews" already. Do we have a double standard going on here?

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    If you choose to rub semen behind your ears, I couldn't care less. If you try to rub semen behind MY ears however, we will have issues.
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    Ok dude, old semen stinks, NOT sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by admirer52 View Post
    So, is it OK then if I would rub semen behind my ears thinking (wrongly) that it will lead to more attention better dances? I can hear the "eeeeews" already. Do we have a double standard going on here?
    No, that would be gross, it would be all sticky and second you don't have PHEROMONES.


    However, I believe any guy who drops $200, $300, $400 a night in a club is either entirely desperate, obscenely rich, or grotesquely stupid.

    ^^That being one of your quotes from one of your other postings that I read through, you sound really cheap so if you are afraid of something stupid like this I don't think any dancer would actually mind you staying away.

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    ^^ Yes, please stay far away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by admirer52 View Post
    So, is it OK then if I would rub semen behind my ears thinking (wrongly) that it will lead to more attention better dances? I can hear the "eeeeews" already. Do we have a double standard going on here?
    The first question here is why would any straight male do something like that. I mean, thats totally well....


    The second would be why said would be offended by a woman rubbing her pheromones on her body. I mean, if a gal rubs some VJ juice behind her ears and as a result, acts more confident and sensual in the way she approaches and does her dances...

    And as a result I get a better quality dance, therefore buy more of them, which makes more money for her...

    ...well call me an idiot, but that sounds like a win-win for everyone.

    Whether its basis is scientific or its just placebo effect is really irrelevant. And I think I'll be too giddy when its all over to consider whether it was "sanitary" or "ethical". I didn't pay for a door cover and overpriced drinks to behave like the Boy Scout manual says I should after all.

    I mean, read the OP's post from the VJ thread. Don't you just want to buy a dance from lizlizliz (whom I've never met, nor seen, nor smelled) just by reading that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by admirer52 View Post
    So, is it OK then if I would rub semen behind my ears thinking (wrongly) that it will lead to more attention better dances? I can hear the "eeeeews" already. Do we have a double standard going on here?
    No. I mean, I would think it would be a very strange thing for you to do - because really - who would think that? And it would be "gross" because - well, we're talking about an evocative smell, and you're not. I think you'd get a chorus of "Retard" first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlett.Oz View Post
    I'm actually a little shocked by this, I mean if this is 'devious', 'thoughtless' and 'unethical', what next? No false names? No fake tan? No wigs? Man, that'd totally ruin the illusion, don't you think?

    XS

    Ok, i think you took his point waaay off base. I agree with the OP and was glad to see his post. What's next girls start putting it secretly behind their customer's ears to mark their territory? There is no need to put vj juice anywhere, we are women and our body chemistry should already convey that properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by admirer52 View Post
    So, is it OK then if I would rub semen behind my ears thinking (wrongly) that it will lead to more attention better dances? I can hear the "eeeeews" already. Do we have a double standard going on here?
    There is no "double standard" other than the one that you are trying to create. You read something in a thread on another part of this site and now you are trying to talk about it here. This never works, OK? The ladies here on this thread are all telling you that it's gross or they wouldn't do it so give it up!

    Now lets also talk about your assumption, as wrong as you know it is, of better dances. The ladies are working, not looking to get turned on by your Eau de spooge. Once the word gets around the dressing room that you smell like stale semen you won't even be able to get a dance from a leper..
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    This thread is hilarious.

    I'm still not comprehending how a miniscule amount of VJ juice could possibly end up on YOU after being rubbed behind a woman's ear. We're not even talking about the amount of liquid that's in a spritz of perfume here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorlila View Post
    Just don't lick the fucking strippers and all will be well.

    Don't kiss us either. kthanx. you'll be fine.
    hahaha!! agree..

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffie06 View Post
    Ok, i think you took his point waaay off base. I agree with the OP and was glad to see his post. What's next girls start putting it secretly behind their customer's ears to mark their territory? There is no need to put vj juice anywhere, we are women and our body chemistry should already convey that properly.
    I would totally buy a VIP from a dancer who secretly marked me as her territory with VJ juice.

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    This dude is worried about a dab of vj juice behind the ears somehow jumping off and rubbing on him?
    Do you not touch door handles? water facets, bar nuts, toilet flusher, paper towel dispenser.... Dude...everythign you come in contact with in this life on a daily basis has more feces than a toilet seat. And your worried about a little vag juice behind a girls ears?
    Just don't touch her ears....and concider the next time you take a drink out of that glass that the bartender preparing yrou drink probably took a shit and didn't wash his hands before touching your glass.

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    Maybe it would be more ethical if we rubbed period blood behind our ears. At least then the OP could see where not to lick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Maybe it would be more ethical if we rubbed period blood behind our ears. At least then the OP could see where not to lick.
    hahahahahahahah

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    The last thing I'm concerned about when visiting an SC is whether or not a dancer gets some of her goo on me. I don't even worry much about snail trails--just wear black slacks.

    Methinks doth protest too much, dude.

    I do, however, always look at where I'm sitting, lest I land in a puddle of baby batter. Call it a double standard, but it's just reality.

    However, I believe any guy who drops $200, $300, $400 a night in a club is either entirely desperate, obscenely rich, or grotesquely stupid.
    I must be all of the above; I spent more than that this week in a single visit to Flight Club in Detroit. Oh well...it ain't easy being this much of a raincoating PL, you know.
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