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    :d :d :d :d

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    I looove Chris Rock! I think his stand up was hilarious. Some of it's stereotypical but it's still pretty funny! Tator tots and titties don't mix!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    Tator tots and titties don't mix!!
    Yeah, but how about tater tots, titties and apple sauce? Yum!

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    Well since there's applesauce I'll make an exception!

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    Default Re: Chris Rock On Strippers

    Oh gosh, how fresh this was, three years ago when it came out.

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    Default Re: Chris Rock On Strippers

    how many of you guys own a pair of clear heels lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    Oh gosh, how fresh this was, three years ago when it came out.
    Hahaha that's what I was thinking. Oh snap.
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    how many of you guys own a pair of clear heels lol.
    What's funny is I do! I have like 3 pairs of them. They go with EVERYTHING!!!

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    I saw him in concert recently he is so funny. In his new material he's talking about how Wal Mart is so huge, each department has it's own gang. "Home Furnishings, muthafucka!" *throws up sign*


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    Default Re: Chris Rock On Strippers

    Yeah this one was a swing and a miss for me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    Yeah this one was a swing and a miss for me.
    Me, too. It was sort of lowest common denominator stuff. Are clear heels that funny?

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    I like some of his stuff, but this I dont find funny. He's just milking(and furthering) the worst sterotypes for laughs.

    Give me Eddie Izzard instead any day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Give me Eddie Izzard instead any day!
    YES!
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    What he said about clear heels was pretty funny.

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    Ummm...probably not the best way to begin your stay here on SW.

    Just a thought. Comes off as kind of trollish to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Me, too. It was sort of lowest common denominator stuff. Are clear heels that funny?
    That's what I'm wondering, what did I miss about clear heels that makes them so humorous?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    That's what I'm wondering, what did I miss about clear heels that makes them so humorous?
    I don't get it either. They're a little different, but so are a million fashions. I think this guy is just trolling about.

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    the clear heels comment is funny to me because it seems like every stripper has them! It seems that almost all of us come to a point in our career where we forgo the other shoes in our wardrobe and just go with the tried and true clear heels.

    Plus I have this memory of a girl I worked with scraping her foot gunk from her clear heels with a metal nail file. ewwwwwwwwwwww haha


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    I think it was hilarious. Yeah its pretty old but everytime I watch it I laugh. lol

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    Am I really the only one that has never owned a pair of clear heels?

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    I knew a stripper who had clear heels. The bonus was that if you tapped your heels together like Dorthy, the heels would do a weird light show! I also knew a stripper who was going to school for Criminology.

    I think Chris Rock is right about gun control:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFcVwDw4YLE

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    Hey, I've had discussions about 'diversifying your portfolio' with lots of strip club customers !!!!

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    I actually find this kind of interesting - I had this really long conversation with a customer about this. Why, when you think about it, is it the FATHER who fails? We came to agree that it was the father's failure because if his daughter is a stripper it interferes with his ability to enjoy strippers. Like the mother, stepmother etc doesn't, in the natural order, go to strip clubs to enjoy titillation etc. Thus, if their daughter is a stripper there is not real change to her life - it might be a moral issue, but that isn't the same thing. A father would now have to go in and instead of engaging in the trade of sexual activity for money without a care in the world, has to, on some level, associate it with his daughter. Hence the failure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Am I really the only one that has never owned a pair of clear heels?
    Eh, they go with everything. And have sparkles. Or at least mine do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I actually find this kind of interesting - I had this really long conversation with a customer about this. Why, when you think about it, is it the FATHER who fails? We came to agree that it was the father's failure because if his daughter is a stripper it interferes with his ability to enjoy strippers. Like the mother, stepmother etc doesn't, in the natural order, go to strip clubs to enjoy titillation etc. Thus, if their daughter is a stripper there is not real change to her life - it might be a moral issue, but that isn't the same thing. A father would now have to go in and instead of engaging in the trade of sexual activity for money without a care in the world, has to, on some level, associate it with his daughter. Hence the failure.
    Isn't that just life though? Some guy could have bad associations with strippers for any number of reasons. And if he has to put his daughter in some sort of mental convent because he'll associate sexual things with her, I'd say that's a problem, but not a failure as a father necessarily (except maybe the guilt he spread to the daughter).

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