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    Body: IDIOT SIGHTING:We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since.

    IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

    IDIOT SIGHTING:I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS

    IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Kansas City

    IDIOT SIGHTING:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

    IDIOT SIGHTING:The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

    IDIOT SIGHTING:At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

    IDIOT SIGHTING:I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

    IDIOT SIGHTING :When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

    STAY ALERT!They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE !

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    ahahahaha i love reading things like this
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

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    AH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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    the mcdonalds one is hilarious!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post

    STAY ALERT!They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE !
    OH NOES!!!!

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    If it weren't for cash registers that automatically tell cashiers how much change to give, the McDonald's story would be very commonplace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post

    IDIOT SIGHTING:I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS
    That is one of the funniest things that I have ever read. At least the deer are crossing at the sign and not jay-walking. LOL

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    IDIOT SIGHTING: I call to order a pizza, I tell the clerk on the phone I want a large cheese pizza, Half pepperoni. There is a slight pause, and then I hear this, " which half would you like the Pepperoni on?"


    Um the Top half?
    You Cant Quit until you try, You cant live until you die, You Cant learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie.You Cant Breath Until you choke,You gotta Laugh When your the Joke, Theres Nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive! Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my Funeral!
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    ^You should've said the left half and complained when your pizza was delivered backwards.


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    LOL!!

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    Oh shiz thats funny! Love it.
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    LOL @ pizza story

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    Tivo repair guys come out to work on home theatre system.

    Repairman announces he has discovered the problem... Its the wax that has dribbled down the front of the speaker grill.

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    ^^^ UFO != alien spacecraft.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    IDIOT SIGHTING :When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

    Hahahaha These are all funny but I really laughed at this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    ^You should've said the left half and complained when your pizza was delivered backwards.

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    Okay, so last night we had a hippie over for dinner. Don't ask why. While we were eating, he said:

    "People always ask me why I don't want to get a job. And I say, it's because the dollar isn't worth enough. If they paid me in Euros, I'd totally get a job. I'd work 40 hours a week. But they only want to pay me dollars, so I don't want to work."

    Drought was over. Where was I? Drinks were on the house.
    For mixers, my love, you'd poured--what?--even the rain.

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