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    Default Couple tried to pass me counterfeit bills!!

    Saturday night, I approached a couple about a dance. They declined, but asked if I had a $100 bill they could trade me for 5 $20. Yeah, right. I'm not stupid and they looked shady and were acting kind of sketchy. I told them I didn't and then left the table. I mentioned something about it to one of our floor hosts and then went about my business. About half an hour later, that same host came to me and another girl and said, "Hey, just want to warn you guys..." and I said, "What? There's a couple trying to give the girls phony money?" He had completely forgotten what I had told him earlier, and apparently that couple offered one of the girls $200 for her necklace and then high tailed it out of the club before she found out the money was fake.

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    Something similar happened in my old club!

    We had a couple of younger guys... early twenties come in with pockets of $100 bills. They were horribly ratty looking bills that tore too easily. I immediately went to the dressing room to look under the lights at the $100 bill I got; the bill was bleached and tore like regular paper. I held it to the light to look at the plastic strip in it, and it had a $20 strip in it. I immediately high tailed it to the manager and told him what was going on. Funny thing is... we marked it with the counterfeit marker and it passed the test.

    Girls were pissed. The boys were spending and spending their fake benjis and only the first few girls to realize the scam got back to the boys to trade back their fake money for the few real 20's the kids had on them. After the boys ran out of genuine money, they were f**ed. The managers told them that they could stay, but that they couldn't spend their $100 bills there anymore.

    The boys excuse? They washed their jeans with the money accidentally in the pockets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Something similar happened in my old club!

    We had a couple of younger guys... early twenties come in with pockets of $100 bills. They were horribly ratty looking bills that tore too easily. I immediately went to the dressing room to look under the lights at the $100 bill I got; the bill was bleached and tore like regular paper. I held it to the light to look at the plastic strip in it, and it had a $20 strip in it. I immediately high tailed it to the manager and told him what was going on. Funny thing is... we marked it with the counterfeit marker and it passed the test.

    Girls were pissed. The boys were spending and spending their fake benjis and only the first few girls to realize the scam got back to the boys to trade back their fake money for the few real 20's the kids had on them. After the boys ran out of genuine money, they were f**ed. The managers told them that they could stay, but that they couldn't spend their $100 bills there anymore.

    The boys excuse? They washed their jeans with the money accidentally in the pockets.
    Right! I'm constantly finding hundreds of dollars in my laundry, too. I'm glad they got caught. Once when a guy was about to do a VIP with me, he paid the host. The host thought the money looked funny and asked to talk to the guy about it. Well, I guess the money WAS fake because the guy excused himself to go to the restroom and left!

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    Yea, we had $100's with Lincolns head in em when you put them to the light.

    They bleach the 5's or 20s or whatever and print Benjamin on em.

    So, beacuse they are the actual paper money is printed on they pass the counterfit pen test.

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    Be glad you didn't fall for it!

    A couple of years ago I got paid with three (very real looking) counterfeit hundred dollar bills. I had tipped out the staff with all my real money and so my days earnings were NOTHING!

    Some dancer saw me sobbing (i was still pretty green) and offered to exchange the bills with a bartender friend for a fee so I managed to recover some of my earnings but I never for got it!

    Counterfeiters are the scum of the earth, it's no better than stealing

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerousdiva View Post

    Some dancer saw me sobbing (i was still pretty green) and offered to exchange the bills with a bartender friend for a fee so I managed to recover some of my earnings but I never for got it!
    How sneakingly sweet.... let the club eat the loss.

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    ^^ The club subtracts tons of money from us anyway, lol. $300 might make or break us some days, but it won't affect the club at all. I would be pissed. That's messed up the couple got away.

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    Man am I ever so grateful for our money here in Australia.

    Not that it is immune from this ... just that it takes a lot more skill to counterfeit plastic money .. and especially our money.



    I accept other currencies at work however only as tip money not for lap dances. Lap dances you MUST give me in my currency (AUD) or no go. I don't care if the money is counterfeit in tips as my current club, tips are a bonus and not to be relied upon for income basically... so I could even use the fake money myself as a prop in my Burlesque or something! haha


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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    After the boys ran out of genuine money, they were f**ed. The managers told them that they could stay, but that they couldn't spend their $100 bills there anymore.

    The boys excuse? They washed their jeans with the money accidentally in the pockets.
    The club didn't call the cops on those kids? That's a federal offense. Unbelievable!

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    Fucking bastards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    Man am I ever so grateful for our money here in Australia.

    Not that it is immune from this ... just that it takes a lot more skill to counterfeit plastic money .. and especially our money.
    The more I learn about Australia, the more I want to go. Plastic money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    The club didn't call the cops on those kids? That's a federal offense. Unbelievable!
    nope. that was about at the point that club started sucking. it's since gotten a lot more shady

    Also, that club doesn't want anything to do w/ the cops, they're undergoing a lawsuit trying to change the laws to keep their liquor liscense and stay full nude.

    I've gotten fake $$ 3x. Once I knew, but didn't say anything to the custy, b/c he was spending a lot, and maybe 80 of 480$ was fake, and I was just sitting and chatting. I don't think he knew...... I think the door girl gave him it as change, b/c cover was 20$, and everythng else he had were 100s the counterfits were 20s

    another time was from the boys that Paint Goddess mentioned, I told them they needed to give me 100$ real dollars or I'd call the cops. They did, of course.

    and one time, when i first started, I got a 20 counterfit. I don't know who it was from, but I tried to deposit it in the bank. That was fun!!!! Luckily they didn't call the feds, but they knew I made a large deposit every week. THis one was for 1000$. 980$ was real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by http://www.dfat.gov.au/facts/currency.html
    Australia was the first country in the world to have a complete system of bank notes based on plastic (polymer). These notes provide much greater security against counterfeiting. They also last four times as long as conventional paper (fibrous) notes.
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    In 1988, the Reserve Bank of Australia issued plastic, specifically polypropylene polymer banknotes (which were produced by Note Printing Australia), to commemorate the bicentenary of European settlement in Australia. These notes contained a transparent window with an optically variable image of Captain James Cook as a security feature. Australian banknotes were the first in the world to use such features.

    Today all Australian notes are made of polymer.
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    Oh I miss money from home. I ripped a whole pay packet of pounds in half once, luckily the banks change them without a fee, it must happen often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    The more I learn about Australia, the more I want to go. Plastic money?
    You can wash our money and all that happens is it sticks to itself. It's virtually indestructable and doesn't rip, it's different colours and, get this, DIFFERENT SIZES for the blind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    The club didn't call the cops on those kids? That's a federal offense. Unbelievable!
    The kids were actually club regulars that spent a considerable deal of (real) money every time they came in. The club was suffering sadly for business and I don't think they wanted the kids to stop coming in. I'm not saying that the way they handled it was right or wrong... just that I kind of understand them not wanting to alienate yet more customers.

    Also, the fact that the club was in the middle of a huge lawsuit was a huge factor. All they needed was a cover story in the paper about how the ______ Club was a den for counterfeiters and drug dealers, etc or whatever other bullshit they could pull out of their asses.
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    I've never gotten fake money (that I know of). But I'm always so paranoid about it!
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    The different sizes thing is great in a dark club. I keep getting confused here cos the 5 is blue (our 10 is blue), the 20's are green (our 100's) and the ten's are pink (our 5's). So far i've had a few people tell me when i've given them the wrong ones, be nice if everyone was that honest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You can wash our money and all that happens is it sticks to itself. It's virtually indestructable and doesn't rip, it's different colours and, get this, DIFFERENT SIZES for the blind.
    Another +1 for the Australian team.

    I don't think I've ever gotten counterfeit money. At least, I've never had a problem spending the bills I've earned. Thanks for reminding me to keep on the lookout though, Glamazon. Sometimes I get lazy.

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    I'm really good at spotting fake bills and always carried a little white photon flashlight to double check. I've had MANY try to pass me fake bills. Especially working at the small clubs in SF. Haven't had one get pass me yet luckily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You can wash our money and all that happens is it sticks to itself. It's virtually indestructable and doesn't rip, it's different colours and, get this, DIFFERENT SIZES for the blind.
    Washing American money would be quite useful. Considering it has traces of feces and cocaine on it. I wash my hands every time I handle money.

    And I soooooooooooooo want to go to Australia. Indestructible money, eh?

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    ^ Alsmost. It shrinks in the oven (like a shrinkydink!) and you have to cut it tear it, but other than that - it's pretty hard to ruin.


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    The way I see counterfeit is "if it looks real enough for you to take it, it's real enough for someone else to take it." I usually go to Tim Horton's with my fakes though I've never received a fake greater than a 5 dollar bill.

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    ^^Heh, I'm guilty of that too. Tim Hortons is really cracking down, though. I went to one the other day that no longer accepts five dollar bills from 2002 because of all the fakery.

    A good way to tell for our money is to look at it under the blacklight. The fakes don't have the little yellow squigglys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Jessica View Post
    I'm really good at spotting fake bills and always carried a little white photon flashlight to double check. I've had MANY try to pass me fake bills. Especially working at the small clubs in SF. Haven't had one get pass me yet luckily.
    Actually, I was surprised that these two were so brazen as to attempt (and pull off) this shit in my club, as it is one of the more prominent North Beach clubs. There are so many security measures in place at my club that I would think these types of criminals would try something like this at a club where their chances of getting caught aren't as high.

    Oh, and I talked to the girl who sold her necklace. No big loss--it was a $20 necklace. Annnnnd...she has a photographic memory and won't soon be forgetting the faces of that couple. I feel sorry for them.

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