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    Default Ban on rubber testicles?

    Apparently there is nothing more important to do in Virginia, our state senators need a hobby. Or here's a novel ideas, deal with real issues!

    http://www.tri-cityherald.com/24hour...13323967c.html

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    "He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.
    "'I didn't know what to tell her,'" Spruill said the constituent told him before Spruill vowed to stop such displays."


    How about girl and boy trailer hitches have different parts, that lets them make babies together?
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    I hate truck nuts. Nothing says trailer trash like truck nuts.

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    I think they're funny. But I'm a Mainah so maybe that explains it.


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    "The Virginia General Assembly has some experience with offbeat bills. Three years ago, it drew widespread attention with an unsuccessful effort to outlaw baggy pants worn so low they expose underwear.

    Spruill, 61, said the indignity of the "droopy drawers" debate wouldn't deter him. He said he won't hesitate to bring a set of $24.95 trailer testicles with him for a legislative show-and-tell."

    2 words: Term limits!

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    Interesting.... I personally think these things are disgusting! I'm not sure if it should be illegal but I wouldn't want to have to explain them to a child
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    Default Re: Ban on rubber testicles?

    Many Virginia laws are made by politicos who still think the state is run by a virgin queen.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    Those truck nuts disturbed my ex so much that it led to him being in a bad mood for hours!

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer View Post
    Many Virginia laws are made by politicos who still think the state is run by a virgin queen.
    ...Which would explain why they behave like virgin queens themselves...

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    DUDE, anyone can see nuts hanging off the back of your family dog. Thats not something hard to explain to a child. It's just anatomy.

    While trucks with nuts are as goofy and hillbilly as you can get, this guy is way too uptight. This is ridiculous...

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    I honestly thought that only white trash in Texas had those truck testicle things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    ...Which would explain why they behave like virgin queens themselves...
    I hope you're talking about our politicians!

    Quote Originally Posted by stellaforstars View Post
    I honestly thought that only white trash in Texas had those truck testicle things.
    Nope, we got plenty of white trash in Va too!

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    What if you use them...for like...prosthetics?
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quick, someone market some Volvo Vulvas!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    Quick, someone market some Volvo Vulvas!
    You forgot Pontiac Penises...

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