
Originally Posted by
paintgoddess
Having had over 25 roommates in the past 10 years.... i totally feel you.
At least she doesn't steal your food, and then vomit it all over your toilet, splashing it upon your shower curtain.
At least she didn't let the toilet overflow, and then walk away saying "oh my gosh! I didn't notice!" Then it damages a tin full of sentimental letters and notes from family and friends that you've collected the last 4 years. Oh... not to mention it seeps through the walls and carpet in four rooms because she lets it fester for two days while you are out of town. All of our shoes molded from the toilet water that seeped into our closets through the walls!
At least she doesn't cook your food for her friends when they come over.
At least she doesn't move the brand new love seat you just bought into her room and then lock you out so that she can enjoy it more.
At least she doesn't dump out your fish tank because it's in her way.
At least she doesn't cook ground beef on a hot plate in her room every day and never open her window or door. Then you don't have to worry about spraying Febreeze on the carpet at the crack of the door, hoping it mitigates the stale beef smell creeping toward the rest of the house.
At least she doesn't talk to her plants.
At least she doesn't meditate and cast spells from the porch.
At least she doesn't store leftovers on plates covered in plastic wrap in the towel drawer in the kitchen.
At least she doesn't pour beer in your fishtank, causing the mantis shrimp to mysteriously float to the top.
I have more if you want it....
All I can say is... it's refreshing to live alone or with just you and a SO after roommates. It will make you appreciate your own space. If you need advice on how to retaliate, I am an expert. I once poisoned a roommate with 10 doses of ex-lax and a generous dose of ipecac syrup.
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