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    So, I joined match.com and have gotten an overwhelming amount of responses. And the thing is they all seem like decent, good looking men. I don't have time to go out with them all. How do I narrow it down, wow, what a problem to have, lol...

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    Default Re: fuck me, wow, a trillion responses from match...

    good luck.. My friend went on this and had a ton of responses... UNTIL.. she started to IM them and then the "wanna see my dick" questions started.
    Ick ick ick
    I was on a dating site at one point and had to ban a guy a couple of times, but once he had my IM info he just kept sending the same pic.
    Anyway, I would test them out that way before you make any decisions.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Default Re: fuck me, wow, a trillion responses from match...

    That was pretty much my experience on OkCupid.

    Some guys seem more decent that others though. Take a little time to exchange a few messages with them before you meet them. Usually the dogs weed themselves out pretty quickly.

    Even though I met the lawyer who knocked someone else up through OKC, I'm not sorry I did it. We had a lot of fun together while we went out. The other guy I met through there late summer was basically my first "fuck-buddy" situation (which I know isn't what you're looking for), but we've actually become very good friends at this point and talk online pretty much daily.

    Glad to hear you have some good prospects!
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    Uhm... ok, Ill give you MY Match.com story. I went on the site and got billions of responses - I emailed and IMed a few and eventually narrowed it down to one guy. He was good looking, financially stable, very nice, romantic, the whole 9.

    One time I was at his place and I was all horny and trying to get him to ya know, have sex and hes like "Is that ALL you f*cking care about?!" He wouldnt have sex with me... and I was like this is freakin weird.

    So about a month later still no sex. Im like "Lets stop by the club and get a drink". So were there and he asks me how Id feel about him getting a dance. Im like sure! Have fun! Uhm, 2 hours and hundreds of dollars later Im pissed off. Hes totally ignoring me and blowing HUNDREDS on my friend (at least it was a girl I like) So Im like "Im READY TO FREAKIN GO!" and he has NO club why Im pissed so hes totally wasted so I drive to a local motel and hes so wasted he cant even get his shit together to get the room. So I pay for the f*cking room and we go in and hes being all weird and Im like WTF is your problem?! and hes like "I dont have to take this shit" and tries so leave and Im like NO - youre drunk youre not driving anywhere. He takes the freakin keys and leaves - super super drunk. Idiot - I hope he hit a tree (not another car) just a tree or off a cliff or something....

    Anyway - thats my internet dating story. Id rather date customers....

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenidlady1 View Post
    So, I joined match.com and have gotten an overwhelming amount of responses. And the thing is they all seem like decent, good looking men. I don't have time to go out with them all. How do I narrow it down, wow, what a problem to have, lol...
    I know it's great isn't it!!!!! I went with POF, it's free. Looked in my area with both sites, pretty much same guys on both.

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    Well what did you expect, you are a good looking woman. Be fussy, you can afford to be.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

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    YES!! Be fussy! You deserve it.

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    ^ Aww, thank you.

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    lol that's a good one AL! Here's mine:

    I met somebody online and met up, dated a few times, he turned out to be a passive aggressive dink so I stopped talking to him.

    So I'm lolling about on the couch one night (surfing stripperweb) and all of a sudden, I hear on the 11:00 news homies name and how he was arraigned in court that morning for some kind of fraud regarding forging military orders and was facing up to 30 years in prison!!!! They even had his picture on the news too!!! hahahahahahahaha

    yes green, be fussy!


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    Default Re: fuck me, wow, a trillion responses from match...

    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    Id rather date customers....
    So you mean there's a CHANCE!!!


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    Default Re: fuck me, wow, a trillion responses from match...

    Quote Originally Posted by greenidlady1 View Post
    So, I joined match.com and have gotten an overwhelming amount of responses. And the thing is they all seem like decent, good looking men. I don't have time to go out with them all. How do I narrow it down, wow, what a problem to have, lol...
    Ah, the trials and tribulations of being a pretty girl…"I have too many responses from good looking men"

    That's not a 'problem' for guys on those dating sites....
    A cunning linguist...

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    Ive met and dated a few guys from the internet - not 1 turned into anything but if you just wanna get laid - usually its a good place for that (cept the idiot that wouldnt have sex with me)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    usually its a good place for [getting laid]
    Exactly. The trouble is, people you meet on dating sites are always going back, checking on the new "inventory," even if they're currently dating YOU. If your goal is a romp, great. But if you're looking for a long-term partner, not so good.

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    I'll just wish you well with this, GreenId--you deserve a good guy. Just be safe and screen these guys as much as you can, okay?

    Good luck with the search!
    JK Jim

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    And for Gods sake if they WONT have sex with you - uhm.... go lookin somewhere else.

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    Just pic me!!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    Exactly. The trouble is, people you meet on dating sites are always going back, checking on the new "inventory," even if they're currently dating YOU. If your goal is a romp, great. But if you're looking for a long-term partner, not so good.
    Hell's yeah. The lawyer still has his profile up on OKC. Wonder what the babymama thinks of that?
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    I would narrow it down to the ones with the fattest wallets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy View Post
    Hell's yeah. The lawyer still has his profile up on OKC. Wonder what the babymama thinks of that?
    Love it when I'm right!

    On the other hand, getting unsubscribed from some of these sites can be a bitch. Take "True beginnings," which I joined a couple of years back. Apparently they want me to call an 800 number and speak to a customer service person--who'll undoubtedly try and keep me registered (it was the free registration) or even try and up sell my single self to a paid membership.

    So I stay on and so receive the occasional "Wanna chat????" e-mail invitation from a matron in the Midwest. This is especially odd because, in that profile, I basically came out and admitted I was mostly seeking mutually satisfying but open relationships.

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