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    Vodka is the devil.
    I cannot drink Vodka, it makes me sick and unable to function. For my boyfriends birthday last night, his friends all chipped in and got a bottle of Vodka. We didn't have the money to buyme my rum drinks, so I sucked it up and drank the bottle. Now I want to die. My poor bf on his birthday had to carry me out of the club and hold my hair back many times on the way home and at home. He had to take the puppy out and undress me and put me to bed like a child. I hate Vodka. The hangover makes me regret being alive. I wonder if I am. I don't qwuite feel like it.
    He's so sweet. I remember apologizing, and he's saying it;s ok sweetie, come on, go to bed. He didn't even get birthday head or laid. We made it to the strip club for a whole 5 minutes for me to puke and he took me home. No birthday strippers.

    I suck. Vodka sucks. Who invented this vile alcohol should rot in hell.

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    Awwww. Sorry. I hate gin. Vodka, however, is my go-to drink. I know precisely what she does to me, and when she is about to kick my ass.

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    vodka to you, fucking tequila to me.

    that stuff never did anything good for me ever, even the drunk was crappy and belligerent, cranky, and of course hangovers from hell. ugh.

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    Vodka and I are not friends either. Mainly because it was my drink of choice, the first time I ever drank, at the age of 16. Puked my brains out & blacked out a few times. It wasn't fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zxcire View Post
    vodka to you, fucking tequila to me.

    that stuff never did anything good for me ever, even the drunk was crappy and belligerent, cranky, and of course hangovers from hell. ugh.
    Same for me.

    Vodka tends to be reasonable pure, but something about Tequila - argh... fucks me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Vodka is the devil...[I] drank the bottle. Now I want to die...
    Err....

    I suspect drinking the bottle had more to do with it than the fact it was Vodka.

    Alcohol has the distinction of being the oldest man-made poison, and if you drink too much of it, your body tries to expel it ASAP - hence you shouting messages down the big white telephone.

    It's also sneaky stuff in that it can only be absorbed into your bloodstream at a slow rate, so drink can build up in your stomach and act like a reservoir. When you feel you've had enough, your stomach helpfully releases the surplus, so you feel even worse an hour after your last drink.

    And yeah, been there, done it and got the t-shirt. I probably could have won some kind of projectle vomiting award a number of times over the years.

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    Mmmm...Vodka.

    Oh, dear clear spirit, how I love thee. You flavor my cranberry juice mildly and produce a lovely effect in me, an almost surreal intoxication that cannot be replicated by any other spirit. You mix so well in many cocktails. Absolut, Three Olives, and Belvedere, you go down so smoothly in shots, that it's almost sinful to dilute it with juices, syrups, or other spirits.

    HOWEVER

    Popov, Nikolai, or other ten dollar vodkas that will FREEZE in the freezer (try to freeze a quality vodka, I dare you.)...can go to hell. A few shots have given me hangovers.

    That said, my vodka of choice right now is Three Olives cherry. Tastes of cherry, vanilla, and a dark note always go down well. A number of people I know love adding it to coca cola. It's proof is lower than most other vodkas, however.

    Though has anyone seen the Absolut New Oleans? It's like...mango and pepper flavored? Supposed to be the first in a vodka/city tribute by Absolut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    Awwww. Sorry. I hate gin. Vodka, however, is my go-to drink. I know precisely what she does to me, and when she is about to kick my ass.
    Me too! Gin makes me an angry drunk. I drank it for a couple months and couldn't figure out why I was so mad. Then I switched to vodka and I was fine.

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    vodkas my poison of choice. jager on the other hand makes bad bad bad things happen.

    absolut new orleans??? mango.../and peppar?
    omfg need now!


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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    flavor my cranberry juice mildly and produce a lovely effect in me, an almost surreal intoxication that cannot be replicated by any other spirit.
    Damn. Have we ever gone drinking? That's one of my two drinks, the other being a three olive, slightly dirty vodka martini. I always order the first with a "splash" of cranberry, so to avoid getting an oversweet drink with no vodka essence. It's a good bartender who respects that instruction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    Damn. Have we ever gone drinking? That's one of my two drinks, the other being a three olive, slightly dirty vodka martini. I always order the first with a "splash" of cranberry, so to avoid getting an oversweet drink with no vodka essence. It's a good bartender who respects that instruction.

    No, we haven't, dear. I would, but Chicago is a bit out of my way.

    My neighbor makes a dashing martini, the way it should be made. Delicious! Also, my club had fired a bartender who used to color the vodka in a glass with cranberry juice. Very strong, and it had just enough cranberry juice in it to disguise how much vodka was actually in it. Quick drunk, a lot of bad-ending nights when he would bartend. Would make me flutter my eyelashes at first sip.


    And Taylor:

    I've only seen the Absolut New Orleans in PA. Though I will be going to the Booze Store later today. If I see it here, it should be everywhere. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post

    That said, my vodka of choice right now is Three Olives cherry. Tastes of cherry, vanilla, and a dark note always go down well. A number of people I know love adding it to coca cola. It's proof is lower than most other vodkas, however.
    Yup, right there with ya! Vodka and light rum are the only things I can really drink. Jager is my hateful drink. Gah.

    I like the Three Olives cherry with redbull...yum

    Sorry you're sick Kaylinn Hangovers are the devil.
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    LoL, awww hun I'm sorry. I can't really say there is any kind of booze I hate. I go through phases and have my ups and downs with each and every one (though I have a particular fondness for whiskeys and vodkas). Yes I'm a drunk. Oh well. I could be worse.
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    But babe, you looked SO pretty last night. I am still suffering too. I can't drink the way I used to when I was dancing full time- my body just can't handle it. I just now finally got out of bed and there's no way I'm going to make it to work with you tonight. I'm jus gonna take it easy today (actually I took tylenol pm a few minutes ago so I can sleep this hangover off.) If you work tonight, good luck, but make sure you are fresh for saturday because we're going to bust our asses and get you some funds for groceries. You can't be dancing 5 nights a week when your classes start back up. Ok? ttyl.

    Edit: but no matter how sick I am today, i STILL love vodka. I want to die too but its so fun go out and get drunk off your ass and dance all night til you pass out exhausted... this life was made for living.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    Same for me.

    Vodka tends to be reasonable pure, but something about Tequila - argh... fucks me up.
    Oh, and ditto on the tequila. I only drink it when I hate myself and I REALLY want to get fucked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    But babe, you looked SO pretty last night. I am still suffering too. I can't drink the way I used to when I was dancing full time- my body just can't handle it. I just now finally got out of bed and there's no way I'm going to make it to work with you tonight. I'm jus gonna take it easy today (actually I took tylenol pm a few minutes ago so I can sleep this hangover off.) If you work tonight, good luck, but make sure you are fresh for saturday because we're going to bust our asses and get you some funds for groceries. You can't be dancing 5 nights a week when your classes start back up. Ok? ttyl.

    Edit: but no matter how sick I am today, i STILL love vodka. I want to die too but its so fun go out and get drunk off your ass and dance all night til you pass out exhausted... this life was made for living.
    I can't work tonight. We'll take it easy and be fresh to work our asses off tomorrow.

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    Poor Kaylinn!

    Vodka makes me violent, so I'm not allowed to have it any more. Boy says no more police when I drink!

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    Mmmm, vodka. Mmmmm, tequila. Not so mmmm, my alcoholism.

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    I love Vodka too, if I must have the Hard A...hehe

    Sorry you feel so bad, sleep it off and eat some soup and soda.

    NO Tequila ever! Bleh...yuck!

    Actually, I'm getting so old that I'm starting to only like wine, but maybe I just don't make it out dancing with the ladies enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Mmmm, vodka. Mmmmm, tequila. Not so mmmm, my alcoholism.
    same here. minus the tequila. haha. i <3 vodka in any flavor almost and its my #1 drink of choice no matter how it comes.. straight, chilled, mixed, cheap, fancy.. you name it i love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    Though has anyone seen the Absolut New Oleans? It's like...mango and pepper flavored? Supposed to be the first in a vodka/city tribute by Absolut.
    Haha, I just bought a bottle. A very unique flavor.

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    I'm actually allergic to vodka. No kidding.

    Tequila is grreat, though!

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    I can't drink Vodka either. If I start drinking Vodka, after a few drinks I get a good buzz then I just decide to take the whole bottle and chug it. I regret it about an hour after when I am hanging over the toilet. I don't drink it anymore, except for a couple drinks max.

    I can't have Jager either, it just makes me insane.

    My drink is Bacardi, I stay with Bacardi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pixiekittie View Post
    Vodka and I are not friends either. Mainly because it was my drink of choice, the first time I ever drank, at the age of 16. Puked my brains out & blacked out a few times. It wasn't fun.
    I have a similar story with vodka. However I overcame my vodka aversion and now drink cranberry vodkas fairly often...yum. I still can't drink screwdrivers though. Is it weird that it is just that one vodka combination I can't stand? Keep the OJ far far far away from my vodka.
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    Poor Kaylinn. Hope you are feeling better.

    I LOVE vodka. However tequila hates me, which has resulted in an unloving relationship between us.
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