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    Default Re: Southwest Airlines Stripper Plane

    Whatever.

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    I am laughing my fucking ass off at this comment:
    Not a myth.
    Flown that flight many times.
    The thursday before Superbowl weekend is the best.
    The higher $$ gals all split a private charter flight.
    The Southwest flights are mostly for your bread and butter, coach class hooker/strippers.
    And a lot of them travel with their very butch looking girlfriends.


    Private charter flight my ass. If there's any stripper/hookers on one of those, they sure as hell aren't paying for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post

    Private charter flight my ass. If there's any stripper/hookers on one of those, they sure as hell aren't paying for it.
    Now that would be fun...next stripperfest, Air America! Some of us here havn't joined the mile high club yet.

    We could rent a charter jet and party across several states. Oh TOO, yoooohooo!

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    Waaaay too many references to silicon bazoobies. Sounds like something frat boys read and believe. Boo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Default Re: Southwest Airlines Stripper Plane

    Hehe...An urban legend of a plane filled with stripperific hot chics. That's cute.

    In reality most of us look like normal, but cute, girls during our day to day lives. Even if there were 20 strippers on a plane the men would never know. Not unless the girls went out in dressed in work make-up and 6 inchers.

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    "No one really knows what time this legendary, perhaps even mythical flight leaves Los Angeles."


    Well they pretty much said it all right here! I think it's clever cuz they know ppl will take it all serious and plus really piss off strippers.

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    And the boarding dock smells like Vanilla for DAYS.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zabrina View Post
    Even if there were 20 strippers on a plane the men would never know. Not unless the girls went out in dressed in work make-up and 6 inchers.
    The ones who knew what to look for might...

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    Default Re: Southwest Airlines Stripper Plane

    Does anyone else find it hilariously ironic that this was the "SW" plane???

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    I noticed. I have taken that flight many times fromLA to Las to Vegas on a weekend. And I am a stripper. so it could be true
    Last edited by twisterinAZ; 01-19-2008 at 06:39 AM.
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    I've been to the airport on a Sunday evening, and I can definately tell all the strippers are going home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColetteCalahan View Post
    Does anyone else find it hilariously ironic that this was the "SW" plane???
    Yes! I thought... oh my gosh... they know!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
    Quote Originally Posted by Sinder View Post
    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    So no one is interested in a mile-high stripperfest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    So no one is interested in a mile-high stripperfest?
    I would be...on the condition that you have mind blowing mile high sex with me and deanna

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    No extras on the plane!! loll. I bet that plane needs extra washrooms.

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    So.... about this SW fest on this mythical plane that we're about to make happen....

    Who's going to dj the flight?

    Who are going to be the naughty flight attendants?

    Panties optional?

    Who's going to sneak their portable pole through security?

    And... who's got the disco ball?

    Oh.... and can I get some extras instead of peanuts?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
    Quote Originally Posted by Sinder View Post
    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    So.... about this SW fest on this mythical plane that we're about to make happen....

    Who's going to dj the flight?

    Who are going to be the naughty flight attendants?

    Panties optional?

    Who's going to sneak their portable pole through security?

    And... who's got the disco ball?

    Oh.... and can I get some extras instead of peanuts?
    I'll be the terrified one, clutching the armrests for the entire flight! I will need my own flight attendant to calm me. Preferably one of those cute British Air attendants with a nice cuppa and a hot accent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    So no one is interested in a mile-high stripperfest?
    you KNOW you don't even have to ask me twice!

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    Djoser will DJ. GreenIDLady will be the sexy stewardess, as she went to school for it and prob has the outfits. And we'll have one of the features bring in a porta. pole. Feature can say its a show prop.

    I think it would be the most epic stripperfest, EVER!

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I'll bring the extras!

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    <---first in line for AudreyLeigh extras.

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    Dude. An SW fest in the air would be the shit !!! We should dooooooooooo it.
    Feel the fear and do it anyway.

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