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I have squeezed out of so many predicaments, I feel like Someone's watching out for me- I'm just not sure WHY! (?)
Not in the way he/she/it is traditionally depicted.





I believe in many Gods.
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
No God(s)




Yes I do. I don't believe there is an "actual" Hell with fire that God would send people to for eternity, I think it is meant metaphorical. I do believe there is a Heaven.
Oh i do belive in God. I pray for health, love and others etc. I never pray for beautiful cars etc. But transportation needed for work, sure! Seemingly selfish material....aint gonna happen. A roof over your head whole different story
With prayer i ask for direction, i.e. how to get my heart in better shape, and seem to always end up with a book, or better Cardiologist.
Yes, yes! I know we are here on this earth and pretty much have to fend for ourselves, but prayer to be strong in certain situations has never let me down.
The key.. you have to believe in God![]()
I believe there's a hell....not a heaven though, that's impossible.
No. I'm not going to believe in God just because the Bible says so. Science is far more convincing.
Besides, Dubya was elected a second time. That thoroughly convinces me that there is no God.
I dont know. I want to believe there is a God or Gods but with no proof Im not sure. I guess I'll find out eventually...
I don't know if there is a god, but I believe in angels and I believe someone was watching over my brother tonight who was so close to dying. So it sounds stupid but I am so grateful to whoever was looking out for him.
I beleeeeive in Science.
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
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I don't know, but I don't think so. I believe that there is a higher plane of existance..there has to be more out there than this...but 1 all powerful, all knowing being that governs the world? Nah.
(from "Nacho Libre")
Most of my belief system comes from my f*cked up Mexican hillbilly family. I often think God has a sense of humor & He allowed us all to live because He finds us amusing. In NO way would I ever claim we "deserve" God's Grace more than anyone else- we are so fucked up!
"You gotta roll with the punches...."
I'm a dyslexic agnostic. I lie awake at nights wondering if there really is a dog.
I'm a dyslexic agnostic. I lie awake at nights wondering if there really is a dog.
If nobody else asks and I figure out how to please can I siggy that?





No. No gods, angels, devils or demons for me.
Because there ain't no tits on the radio




The banana will make you a believer.
I found that and found it hilarious and I believe in God without the banana's proof.
I believe that I am god, so yes I believe in me.
to sig it click on 'Settings' at the top of the page. Then on the left click on 'Signature' then type it in the box - to quote you put
[quote=Mr Hyde ] I'm a dyslexic agnostic. I lie awake at nights wondering if there really is a dog. [/quote ]
*without the spaces between the words and the ]





I dunno.
I was raised non-denominational Christian, and there were times I thought I felt something, times I had faith.
Today, I don't pray or practice religion of any kind. Sometimes I think there is a god, sometimes I'm not sure. I've given up on any Christian religion, though. I'm not concerned with Christ, I'm just trying to figure out where God fits into my life. Or something...
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