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    OK, Im tryin to find some lame rap songs with great beats. Ya know, those catchy songs you hate but cant help but to sing along and bob your head. Help me out!

    For example:

    So Krispy

    "Air Force Ones" Nelly

    "Krank that" Soulja Boi

    "Poppin my Collar" Three 6 Mafia

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    Lipstick is Poppin'


    Yeah that's an embarrassing day when I get that stupid thing stuck in my head

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    Akon- Buck in Here (definitely lame)

    Timbaland/Magoo- Drop (so-so on lame scale)

    Chamillionaire- Ridin' (even more lame now that weird al's 'white and nerdy' has come out, haha)

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    ^^ haha. I got dared to dance to that once and had never heard it before. It was the most horrid experience....


    Edit: In reference to Lipstick song...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    ... lame rap songs with great beats.
    Hrmm... that's 95% of this millennium's rap scene in a nutshell. But anywho...

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    Holiday Inn by Chingy, though I have to cut out the beginning (a very smart move with most rap songs, I have found).

    There's one called 'The Donque Song', I forget who does it, but I have it somewhere after a friend of mine begged me to play it when his girlfriend onstage so I DLed it at work.

    There's a funny story about this which illustrates the dilemma I have often had to face at this last club. One of the dancers had The Donque Song' on her CD she burned, it has a great beat and no readily detectable nasty lyrics, so I played it fairly frequently as these dancers pretty much get whatever the fuck they want by orders of management.

    But apparently some of the girls were complaining and actually, literally mad that I was playing it, as I guess the lyrics offended them. Fuck, there's no time at all in that place to listen to every fucking word, as long as I don't hear 'bitch', 'nigger', or 'suck my dick'.

    Damned if you don't, damned if you do...


    I love this group Gorilla Zoe, though it has to be Hood Figga the cleaned up version, not Hood Nigga. But my favorite song by them is 'Bite Down', the first hardcore rap song I have really loved since that Jay-Z 'Can I Get A...'
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    ^^They play that Donque song ALL the time at my club. Usually for girls who have no 'donque'. It just makes me laugh and think of 'Donkey' (from Shrek).

    It's Will.i.AM w/ Snoop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    ^^They play that Donque song ALL the time at my club. Usually for girls who have no 'donque'. It just makes me laugh and think of 'Donkey' (from Shrek).

    It's Will.i.AM w/ Snoop.
    Thanks, now I know where to find it in this computer, lol! I classify everything by the band name, and my expensive super duper fucking DJ program has a ridiculous convoluted search function that I never use.

    What the fuck is a donque? An ass??

    What's he singing that's so awful? Why can a Czech girl understand (and get offended by) the lyrics better than I can, lol? The acoustics are pretty rotten in this club, even if it is very nice, but I couldn't figure it out. She's always upset about something anyway, like a couple others in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Thanks, now I know where to find it in this computer, lol! I classify everything by the band name, and my expensive super duper fucking DJ program has a ridiculous convoluted search function that I never use.

    What the fuck is a donque? An ass??

    What's he singing that's so awful? Why can a Czech girl understand (and get offended by) the lyrics better than I can, lol? The acoustics are pretty rotten in this club, even if it is very nice.
    I assumed it was donque, like bedonkadonk (sp?) or ass. I think he uses the 'N' word a few times. Not sure what else. Maybe she was offended because he says 'she's got a big ol booty'?

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    OMFG, she is a very pretty girl, but her ass is a bit big in proportion. Maybe that was what bothered her, who knows? Like I say, she is always upset about something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColetteCalahan View Post
    Akon- Buck in Here (definitely lame)

    Timbaland/Magoo- Drop (so-so on lame scale)

    Chamillionaire- Ridin' (even more lame now that weird al's 'white and nerdy' has come out, haha)
    Timb & Magoo's "Drop" is one of my all time favorite songs! I've never listened to the lyrics but I play it like everyday. Lately lyrics usually kill songs for me.

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    I hate to admit it but I love "I Need a Bitch." It has an awesome bass line.

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    Honestly, most rap over the past 10 years has some of the dumbest lyrics. But i still love it!

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    Stiletto Pumps - Crime Mobb
    Shake - Pitbull and Yin Yang Twins
    Number One Spot - Ludacris
    Pussy Poppin' - Ludacris
    Play - David Banner
    Juicy - Jackie O
    Still Tippin' - Mike Jones Ft. Paul Wall and Slim Thug
    Like a Boss - Slim Thug

    I don't know what you mean by "lame" but a lot of this is cheesy.

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    Third on lipgloss song, omg terrible!!

    I actually hate a few more mainstream songs....

    The first is Timbaland's 'The Way I Are', because to me the lyrics are a damn joke. The whole song is just this dude mackin on a girl, singin about what a hopeless, unapologetic loser he is, and that's OK with her. ... WTF?! Forget that, I'm still with TLC, NO SCRUBS!

    The second is T-Payne, I think, not sure... anyway, it's that song where the hook is like 'I'ma buy you a draaaank... I'ma take you home with me.... Got money in the baaaank,' ect ect. Again, it's just fucktarded if you listen: a guy's gonna buy chicky a drink, and he's got money, or SAYS he does anyway, and apparently that's all that's required to assuredly get laid. What a dick!

    The third one is Pink I think, that "I'm not here for your entertainment" song. I only hate this song when girls have it played in the club though. And that is because a strip club is the one place in the world where it ain't true- Dancers ARE there for entertainment dammit!

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    I see there is no Usher here, so I'll suggest this one:

    http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=NeS9oCwuv10

    I like it up to the "What you know about a SUPA model ?" but downhill from there.

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