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    Default What comes after SWPL ?

    I'm currently in the Stripper Worshipping Pathetic Loser (SWPL) stage of my 3 month strip clubbing career. I've noticed the enthusiasm I had previously has started to diminish ever so slightly lately. I was just wondering what the next phase is? I hope it has a more interesting acronym too.

    I'd love to hear from you experienced dudes out there...and blue side lurking dancers too.
    hb

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    hb, you seem like an alright guy to me . Hopefully you will get reasonable responses from the folks here, not just bitch slapping for being a PL

    Seriously, it seems to me you are starting to move away from the religious stripper worshiping stage (which many of us have gone through) to finally understanding it is just business. They want your money but most strippers are willing to give you a reasonable effort to earn it. Washing their feet with your hair and genuflexing when you enter the LD booth really isn't necessary. I think you are getting that now

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    hb, you seem like an alright guy to me . Hopefully you will get reasonable responses from the folks here, not just bitch slapping for being a PL

    Seriously, it seems to me you are starting to move away from the religious stripper worshiping stage (which many of us have gone through) to finally understanding it is just business. They want your money but most strippers are willing to give you a reasonable effort to earn it. Washing their feet with your hair and genuflexing when you enter the LD booth really isn't necessary. I think you are getting that now

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    Thanks FBR...good to see you chime in right off the hop. I won't mind a little bitch slapping though, if done in a curmudgeonly fashion. Sort of, take one on the chin for the other dudes out there going through the same phase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    They want your money but most strippers are willing to give you a reasonable effort to earn it. Washing their feet with your hair and genuflexing when you enter the LD booth really isn't necessary.
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    So the next phase for me might be a kind of Happily Enjoying Repeat Business In The Club Here kind of phase?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Washing their feet with your hair and genuflexing when you enter the LD booth really isn't necessary. I think you are getting that now

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    Well... it's not absolutely necessary, but I do enjoy it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    Thanks FBR...good to see you chime in right off the hop. I won't mind a little bitch slapping though, if done in a curmudgeonly fashion. Sort of, take one on the chin for the other dudes out there going through the same phase.
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    hb most of the guys here have already taken several for the team. So when a new guy comes along we tend to bitch slap. Just hang loose and go with the flow, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Well... it's not absolutely necessary, but I do enjoy it.
    Well, yeah. But I think an upside down crucifixion is the only thing that would really satisfy you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Well... it's not absolutely necessary, but I do enjoy it.
    Enjoy sort of like a barn cat toying with a wounded mouse prior to chowing down Jenny? Or more like a "Love My Job" feminine girl power afirmation kind of thing?
    But more to the point, what comes after the guy stops the worshipping thing?

    FBR or Jenny...do most guys go through the same rite of passage in your experience?
    hb

    hb I'm sorry. I had to edit your post. To say "FBR/Jenny" as if we were some sort of strangely joined and mutated entity is creepy. Hell, she will barely talk to me much less be intimate with my DNA.

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    hb - geez man. I don't eat the customers. That's just a rumor. This will probably surprise you, based on my online demeamour of sweetness and light, but I don't tend to attract worshippy type customers. I generally have to settle for "I guess in this light, you'll do. From the back - please don't turn around."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I generally have to settle for "I guess in this light, you'll do. From the back - please don't turn around."
    I call "Bullshit".

    (I just wanted to do that ever since I saw someone else do that on another thread a while ago)

    I'll worship you Jenny...well, at least until I find out you don't really like me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    hb I'm sorry. I had to edit your post. To say "FBR/Jenny" as if we were some sort of strangely joined and mutated entity is creepy. Hell, she will barely talk to me much less be intimate with my DNA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Well, yeah. But I think an upside down crucifixion is the only thing that would really satisfy you
    Ehh, I always figured Jenny would tie her customers to a spinning wheel of death and throw knives at them. Of course, she'd set the wheel on fire first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Like "The Fly." "Something went wrong on Stripclubjunkie today. Very wrong."
    I think you got him going when you said I was inside you head in the other post. He likely didn't understand the metaphor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Like "The Fly." "Something went wrong on Stripclubjunkie today. Very wrong."
    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    I think you got him going when you said I was inside you head in the other post. He likely didn't understand the metaphor.

    FBR
    Yeah, I should be more careful about stuff like that. I lumped you together like peas in a pod. But I can't help it, you two are my favourite personalities on SW. And I'm all giddy (just like when I got a crush on a girl at the strip club) after you both contributed to my little SWPL thread one after the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    Yeah, I should be more careful about stuff like that. I lumped you together like peas in a pod. But I can't help it, you two are my favourite personalities on SW. And I'm all giddy (just like when I got a crush on a girl at the strip club) after you both contributed to my little SWPL thread one after the other.
    hb thank you. To the extent that I can provide some reading enjoyment I am happy

    Just so you know, though, Jenny has already told me in no uncertain terms I will never be allowed to insert my pea into her pod. Life sucks when you are old and ugly. So that titillating info isn't likely to be forthcoming.

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    Why do I have to be the pod just because I'm a woman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    Ehh, I always figured Jenny would tie her customers to a spinning wheel of death and throw knives at them. Of course, she'd set the wheel on fire first.
    But, but, Jenny sings to her cats. I think that's about the cutest thing I've ever heard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Why do I have to be the pod just because I'm a woman?
    Because your pod is so precious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Just so you know, though, Jenny has already told me in no uncertain terms I will never be allowed to insert my pea into her pod.
    FBR
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Why do I have to be the pod just because I'm a woman?
    Jenny's got a point there FBR. You could offer up your pod for a little friendly Jenn-sertion. It wouldn't be unmanly, as long as it got her to like you. I mean, whatever it takes right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    Jenny's got a point there FBR. You could offer up your pod for a little friendly Jenn-sertion. It wouldn't be unmanly, as long as it got her to like you. I mean, whatever it takes right?
    No I'm not into that. Plus I know we would get into a permission argument.

    Stepping back, you are in Canada with her. I'm thinking you have a much better chance than I do

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    FBR what is this determination you have that I'm going to put out for somebody on stripclubjunkie? Are you worried about me, or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Stepping back, you are in Canada with her. I'm thinking you have a much better chance than I do

    FBR
    Well, if you have zero chance, and I have even 10 times as good a chance because of the proximity factor....well that's 10 X 0 = 0 nada.
    I think I've got a better chance for a mind fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    But more to the point, what comes after the guy stops the worshipping thing?
    I guess either you face reality (it's business) or you become one of those perma-PLs and lose all sense of reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    FBR what is this determination you have that I'm going to put out for somebody on stripclubjunkie? Are you worried about me, or something?
    Jenny I'm not worried about you. I mean, you would be angry if I was.

    But I do think that you should put out for one of us. There is a plethora of guys here and I'd bet that at least one of us is worthy. Go ahead. Take one for the team

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    I guess either you face reality (it's business) or you become one of those perma-PLs and lose all sense of reality.
    A "Perma-PL" or LASOR....lost all sense of reality. Kind of like never growing up, or failing 8th grade over and over...or the movie "Ground Hog Day".

    How do you know when you have indeed faced reality, and accepted intellectually that it's strictly business? I mean does that manifest itself in the way you think about the girls? or in your frequency in going to the club? or your budget? etc?

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