I've had the strangest regular in the world for about 6 months. He never tries to touch me or get me OTC. He bought me a diamond necklace and earrings, but he's never even asked my real name. He spends a lot on dances and shiny things for me, and he's only 18 years old! He's also cute and sweet and funny. I'm not just bragging. This is where it gets weird he's constantly getting stabbed, shot at or punched.Getting hurt is usually funnier than getting laid. Usually. But every week the poor thing has a broken nose, or ribs or something from a fight. Random thought, if you tried hard enough, I bet you could beat yourself to death... ANYWAY he was even attacked with a 2 x 4! And he ended up on the news when his ex boss broke into his house with a shot gun
!!! I don't get it! He's very nice, laid back, and always calm. Anyone have any clue what's up with him? He's definitely not a drug dealer, but where does someone that young make so much money??
Why is such a nice dude always in so much trouble?
How come hasn't done the regular thing and asked me out?
I'm starting to think he's Spiderman.



Getting hurt is usually funnier than getting laid. Usually. But every week the poor thing has a broken nose, or ribs or something from a fight. Random thought, if you tried hard enough, I bet you could beat yourself to death... ANYWAY he was even attacked with a 2 x 4! And he ended up on the news when his ex boss broke into his house with a shot gun
!!! I don't get it! He's very nice, laid back, and always calm. Anyone have any clue what's up with him? He's definitely not a drug dealer, but where does someone that young make so much money??
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