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    I've had the strangest regular in the world for about 6 months. He never tries to touch me or get me OTC. He bought me a diamond necklace and earrings, but he's never even asked my real name. He spends a lot on dances and shiny things for me, and he's only 18 years old! He's also cute and sweet and funny. I'm not just bragging. This is where it gets weird he's constantly getting stabbed, shot at or punched. Getting hurt is usually funnier than getting laid. Usually. But every week the poor thing has a broken nose, or ribs or something from a fight. Random thought, if you tried hard enough, I bet you could beat yourself to death... ANYWAY he was even attacked with a 2 x 4! And he ended up on the news when his ex boss broke into his house with a shot gun !!! I don't get it! He's very nice, laid back, and always calm. Anyone have any clue what's up with him? He's definitely not a drug dealer, but where does someone that young make so much money??

    Why is such a nice dude always in so much trouble?
    How come hasn't done the regular thing and asked me out?

    I'm starting to think he's Spiderman.

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    Got a rich father and a big allowance - being hastled to hand over that allowance, hence the injuries?

    Got a rich daddy, but likes hanging out in low life areas?

    Bare nuckle boxing?

    Got to be somthing odd, cos 18 year olds are not normally that loaded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
    He's definitely not a drug dealer, but where does someone that young make so much money??
    He's a Drug Dealer!!!

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    I definitely think he either has rich parents or got some kind of settlement. And maybe he's training for the UFC!!

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    Maybe he is not such a nice guy. Maybe he is involved in some ugly things. Remember, just because a guy puts on a show and tries hard around a woman he hasn't slept with yet, does not mean he is a nice guy. Some of the worst evil scumbags I ever met where prisoners who had rap sheets multiple pages long of heinous crimes, but if they wanted to, could put on a good show around new women.

    Those broken bones and what not.. may have been received doing some not so nice things.

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    It's not that difficult to avoid trouble. I mean, if you understand normal social intercourse.

    You mentioned he is constantly being stabbed, shot and punched and yet is still alive. That is pretty amazing.

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    Perhaps he has some sort of fetish for being beaten, he could even get payed for that sort of thing and the 2 by 4 thing could just a coincidence. Probably not but I thought Id add it anyway. It could be something worse, he might have an abusive family or something who knows.
    Have you asked him? I would!

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    im 19 and got a shit load of doe

    thats cause i sell cocaine

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    He doesn't live with his parents. His dad disowned him at 17 for reasons I'm not sure of, even though he mentions him often, and keeps trying to make nice. He says he owns his own painting buisness and insists that "Fighting is for children", lol. He's a pacifist. He's also totaled 3 cars in 6 months! One by hitting a deer, one in a head on collision from someone trying to pass in the other lane, and one for spinning out on the ice - so now his arm is broken! He also took a fishing trip to Alaska and fell off the boat (Dangerous Catch, anyone?). Gashed open his thigh cleaning a fish and needed stitches, right before the DNR ticketed him for fishing without a liscense. DO NOT get on the same air plane as this man!

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    This guy has incredible luck actually. Most anyone else would be dead. He must be blessed. You should have his baby. I mean, the world is yearning for a new Messiah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    This guy has incredible luck actually. Most anyone else would be dead. He must be blessed. You should have his baby. I mean, the world is yearning for a new Messiah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    This guy has incredible luck actually. Most anyone else would be dead. He must be blessed. You should have his baby. I mean, the world is yearning for a new Messiah.

    FBR
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    How do toothless coalminers who smoked since they were 12 and ate nothing but red meat live to be 92? Not sure why my reg is still around, but I don't think we're gonna go that far untill he turns my over-priced, watered-down soda into wine.

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    He's doing something illegal, or he spends every cent he makes on you... Less likely is he inherited money, or won the lottery or something. I would put my money on he's got some social issues so he spends all his money on you.

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    Remember the movie fight club? Nuf Said!

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    S&M!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaidern View Post
    Remember the movie fight club? Nuf Said!
    damn it! you beat me to it.

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    Maybe he took a lot of money from a loan shark and all the beatings and injuries are for not paying it back on time.

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    ^^^Lmao
    I just noticed this on the fetish page of which I just poted a link, maybe hes into it (-:

    >>Autassassinophilia The person is sexually aroused by putting themselves in situations in which they may be killed. They really have to feel they are in danger in order to be sexually aroused. Unfortunately, many of them get killed in the process.

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    I think its drugs. Either that or maybe he's beatin himself up so you feel sorry for him.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaidern View Post
    Remember the movie fight club? Nuf Said!
    Yea the movie was actually about people who owned too much crap, condo, cars etc. Although no one believes me...

    As for this young man....luck runs out. I don't know how he gets his money, but i would ask in a silly kind of way one night, see what he says.

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    Yea I totally think he runs some illegal fighting ring. Bets, gambling, cheating, who knows. Maybe you're ALL he spends it on, so he doesn't have that much or something.

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    Uh, he's involved in some form of illegal activity. He's confronted with violence because he's into some kinda crap.

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    If I was 18 years old and rich, I'd be getting myself into all sorts of trouble, no doubt.

    If I was 30 and rich, I'd probably have a good life, but not excessive in the ways that would get my ass kicked on a regular basis.

    If I was rich right now, it would be a mix of both.

    And Spiderman wasn't rich! Maybe he's Robin Hood!

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    He says he owns his own painting company...

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